"Eren", Levi called my name. I was helping him with paperwork in his room. We were sitting next to each other at his long, cherry oak desk.
"Yes, Heichou?", I replied, still checking the papers, hoping I hadn't messed something up; I would very much like to evade 20 kicks to the face.
"Do you have an interest in Ackerman, Mikasa?", He asked. I quickly turned to face him, wide-eyed.
"What?!", I exclaimed; Honestly, what kind of question was that?
This time, Levi decided to turn and make eye contact with me while repeating the same question I didn't want to hear. "Do you. Have an interest. In Ms. Ackerman?", he paused in his sentence for either clarification or emphasis, I wasn't sure what for.
"N-no way! Mikasa's like, my sister!", I explained nervously. "That would be really weird..."
"I see.", Levi, keeping eye contact, rested his left elbow on the desk and supported his chin with it. "What about Jean?"
I spazzed

Okay, honestly, what was this interrogation for?

"Excuse me?!", I basically squealed.
"Are you deaf, Eren?"
"No way would I ever take interest in horse face!"
"And Armin?", Levi pestered on.
"Okay, seriously, what's up with this interrogation all of a sudden? It's really creeping me out.", I confronted him.
"Have you ever had interest in anyone?"
"No!"
"Kissed anyone?"
My face reddened. "I'm pretty sure this classifies as sexual harassment!"
Levi smirked. "Kawaii~", he said in a sing-song tone.
"Wh-what?!", I'm pretty sure the heat radiating off my face could melt Antarctica by now.

Levi actually chuckled. Was he purposely harassing me for his own entertainment?
"Hmph!", I turned back around and snatched the papers back up dramatically, resuming the work so I could hopefully leave here as soon as possible.
"Eren,", oh no, here he goes again..., "What would you say if I were to say I partake interest in you?"
"Ha, interest in me? Titan-wise? I think you'll run into some issues with Hanji there, Heichou.", I replied absent-mindedly, completely disregarding the context of his question.
Levi sighed, "You idiot."

Before I knew it, Levi had leaned in and kissed my cheek.

Swiggity duck, what the fuck.

I flailed my arms, pushing the sadist away and throwing relentless punches at him.
"Levi what the actual hell was that, what do you think you're doing?! Oh my Freckled Jesus, that was not okay; Are you friggin' drunk or something?!", I yelled, not stopping for breath.
Levi grabbed my wrists, tightly; I felt as if he was about to crush them.
"Well, since you were too nescient to understand my question, I decided to give a first-hand explanation of it so that an insolent, brainless, brat like you could understand.", he explained with monotone, holding his usual eerie glare again.

I just stared at him; There's no way this could be happening.
Just as I stared at him, he returned the stare, not allowing me to change the subject as I had hoped.

"Well, what do you think of the fact that I take interest in you?", Levi persisted.
I let my eyes wander around the room, I wanted to die right now. "I-I don't think anything of it.", I answered.
"Liar"
"Am not!"
"If you really mean it, you would be able to tell me with forward eye-contact"
"This is awkward, especially since you're so close to me!", I defended.
Levi let go of my wrists and leaned back into his chair, crossing his arms. "So, you really feel nothing about it?"
"No!", I quickly exclaimed; When will this nightmare end?
"If so, then why are you so flustered?", he edged on.
"B-because you just kissed me!"
"Oh please,", he rolled his eyes, "it was a simple cheek kiss."
"B-but still! It's still a kiss!" I placed both my elbows on the desk and leaned over, covering my face with my hands. "Besides...you're a guy", I muffled.

Levi sighed again. "So, if I were a female, you'd not have minded the kiss?", he asked.
Damn all of these pointless questions. "No, it would still not be okay!...Stop asking me all of these questions!"
I heard Levi laugh under his breath; I spread my ring and middle finger to create an opening for my eyes to see if he was smiling, which he was; Ugh, asshole.

"Whether you admit it to yourself or not, you do harbour some sort of feelings for me, Eren, or else you wouldn't be causing such an over-dramatic spectacle over something so simple."
I dropped my hands to glare at him; I tried to appear menacing, but I felt my lip quiver, and my face was still flustered, so I think that backfired. "I assure you, Heichou, I do not have any feelings for you!"

Levi turned back to face his paperwork and began shuffling through it. "We'll see." He replied, smirking.

What an asshole.

I turned back to finish my paperwork as well; I wanted to get out of here as soon as possible. Who does he think he is!