Okay! This isn't my first Pirates fic, but it's the first one I've posted! So hey, feel free to critisize! If it seems OOC, tell me, damn you! Also, tell me if something is spelled wrong, paragraphs seems too long, etc.
Disclaimer: I am afraid to report that I only own myself, not the movie, nor my friends. Actually, I also own the plot, the band name, and several other stuff.
Dolly, Cappy, Disko, Ken, and Bunny were all very weird. Yet, they were all friends. Also, aside from being friends, they were in a band called B.A.D.G.E. Bitch, Ass, Delusionial, Good in bed, Eccentric. Dolly was bitch, Disko was ass, Cappy was delusionial, Ken was good in bed, and Bunny was eccentric. They have been friends for over ten years, but have only been in a band for three months. They had one song, called Lesbian Love. And no, no one was lesbian.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself. Their real names went like this:
Dolly:Jessica
Disko: ''
Cappy:Camille
Ken:Kenneth
Bunny:Brittany
Yes, Disko and Dolly have the same first name, but are not related in any way, shape, or form.
They are just friends, thought they sometimes act like sisters.
Also, they are all 23, except Disko and Ken were 24 and Cappy who was 22, and all went to the same college. They all had dorms next to each other, Cappy was with Bunnie, Disko was with Dolly, and Ken was with his brother Kevin. Although they all have different class periods, they meet up at a lunch area and talk to one another. Kevin always sat at the table next to them, talking to his girlfriend, occaisionally flicking his eyes over to his brother.
Cappy was a very hyper woman. She just wouldn't stop smiling! She wasn't so smiley that she always wore yellow, goodness no. In fact, she always wore blue! She loved blue, almost as much as she loved water. She loved any type of water, drinking, rivers, the ocean, anything. She had a good relationship with her parents and little brother, and had a great relationship with her friends. In the band she played a guitar.
Disko, as you may have heard, but not from me, was really, really weird. She was so weird, she starts to sing and dance for no real reason. Like the song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin, she couldn't get it out of her head when they were teenagers. She still occasionally sings it, dancing like the idiot she chooses to be. In the band, she played the acoustic. Also, on another note, when she wasn't being a weirdo, she was an ass. She always made jokes at wrong times, and just had an attitude.
Ken, to put it bluntly, was an actual man-whore. He had lost his virginity at 17, to a guy. He was a bisexual, man-whore. He, also, loves the colour purple. Though he only showed it through his purple parka, that always covered his face except for eyes. His voice was always muffled. He and his brother were both orphaned at 16, which explains his virginity issue. In the band, he played drums.
Bunnie was very delousional. Not delousional as in seeing dead people, but delousional as in thinking she was sane. Yes, she was almost as insane as Disko and Dolly, but now I've said too much. Anyway, she loved the colours pink and light blue. She always felt as if someone was watching her, and she always shouted "STALKER" when she felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. She had a great relationship with her parents, and her older brother that had went to Iraq. But, anyway, in the band, she was the first guitar.
And, lastly, Dolly. She was the some-what leader of the group, assisted by Ken. She was the one person everyone in a band needs, a bitchy emo. She had glasses always wore black and she hasn't smiled or laughed in the past five years. The reason for the emo-ness, her sister was raped, then killed five years ago. Ever since then her parents haven't spoken to her, thinking it was her fault, when she was in Chicago on a choir feild trip. She and her parents never spoke to each other again. In the band, she played the keyboard.
Let's get to the actual story now, shall we?
Ken, Disko, Cappy, and Bunnie were all setting up their instruments, and Dolly was in the bathroom. "Alright, from the top." Ken hit a drumstick and it twirled into his hand. He was starting a beat when the girls in the room shouted "SSHHH!"
"Can't you see we're busy!" Disko shouted.
"STALKER!" Bunnie shouted, her hand slapping the back of her neck.
"I mean, honestly! We're on pictochat here!" Cappy agreed, ignoring Bunnie's shout.
"STALKER!"
"Well, we're supposed to be practicing!" None of the girls replied to Kens statement.
During this whole scene, Cappy started to unconsiously play Dolly's keyboard.
Then, Dolly entered the pictochat.
Hey guys.
What are you doing here?
Yeah, I thought you were in the bathroom?
STALKER!
So?
Ain't you a little busy?
EW! Are you taking a dump in there?
STALK---EW!
Shut up, you know I wouldn't be talking to you if I was taking a dump, gaymos.
Gaymos?
Gaymos?
STALKER!
Yes, gaymos. Get over it.
Dolly then signed out.
Then, Cappy's piano playing became louder. That's when Dolly burst in, her belt in her hands, a scowl on her face, and her green eyes holding darkness behind black rims of her glasses. "Who's playing me piano?" She cracked the belt.
Cappy played a last note and backed away from the piano. "I didn't do it!" She cried.
"I know who did it, and you are in so much trouble Cappy!" Dolly raised the belt over her head. Then her pants fell to around her ankles, exposing her black, skull boxers. Everyone started to laugh. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
"No way! It's funny!" Cappy shouted, falling onto the ground, tears staining her face.
Dolly fought back a blush as she pulled her pants back up, buckling her belt. Her arms stung after this action. Yeah, you are thinking right, she cuts herself. In fact, she had twelve razors in the back pocket of her pants while I type. That's why she was in the bathroom, she was cutting herself. "SHUT UP!"
"Guys, come on, we need to practice." Ken agreed, seeing Dolly almost going to kill someone, then cry.
"Seriously."
"Alright." Britt and Disko agreed, wiping their tears from their faces. "Come on, Cappy, get up."
"No!" She laughed, pounding on the floor with her fists.
"That's it." Dolly took her keyboard and her stand, placing them back into their case. "I'm out of here." She put the case on her shoulder and waked towards the door.
"But D---!" Ken didn't finish, because when Dolly opened the door, a professor was going to knock. "Oh! Hello Prof!" Ken waved, his drumsticks still in his hands.
"Good afternoon, Kenneth, Camille, Brittany, Jessica, and Jessica." The professor looked down at Cappy from the floor. "What is wrong with Camille?"
"She just had a very bad case of the giggles." Disko explained.
"Oh. Well, Jessica standing in front of me, I have some news." The professor sighed, taking off his glasses and wiped them with his shirt. "I may go on your most hated list once I tell you."
"What is it, prof?" Dolly asked.
"I'm afraid, you were kicked out of AVID. I'm sorry." Dolly dropped her keyboard.
"What?"
"I'm so sorry. I shall leave you to mourn." Then, the professor closed the door.
"I always hated that Professor Carter." Ken muttered, getting out from behind his drums set, standing behind the motionless girl. "Dolly?" He quietly asked her. "Dolly?"
"Wow, that's gotta suck." Disko remarked.
"Yeah, I'm sorry." Bunnie nodded.
"Haha." Cappy pointed a finger at Dolly. "After all that gloating about you being in AVID has finally expired."
Dolly just picked up her keyboard case, and ran out, slamming the door behind her. The three remaning turned and glared at Cappy. "What the fuck was that?" Ken asked.
"Dude, that was wrong." Disko shook her head.
"My stalker doesn't like you." Bunnie rubbed the back of her neck.
WITH DOLLY . . .
Dolly had ran to her dorm, quickly gathered a few things into her backpack, (like her cellphone, a small knife from the kitchen, a beer or two, and some extra razors) and put that onto her opposite shoulder. "I'm going home." She muttered to herself, pushing her glasses up to the bridge of her nose. "But, I'm going to pay my respects to Janette before I go and kill myself to join her." She told herself, grabbing her eyeglasses kit.
She opened her dorm room door and softly shut it behind her. She kissed her fingers and placed them on the door. "I'll miss you." She whispered to it.
She then turned, and walked away.
OUTSIDE . . .
"Dolly?!" Ken shouted.
"DOLLY!" Disko shouted. "DAMMIT GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU!"
"DOLLY?! LOOK, I'M SORRY!! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!"
"ME AND MY STALKER MISS YOU!!" Bunnie shouted.
They were searching through the campus grounds, looking through ever bush and behind every tree. No sign of the emo anywhere.
But, then they heard a choked sob. "DOLLY!" The friends all screamed, seeing their friend in tears, blood dripping from the razor in her hand, and her arm. 'AVID' was cut into her left arm, it looked very deep. Tears had fell from her eyes, her cheeks red.
"Leave me alone." She told them, harshly. "Just leave me the fuck alone. I don't want to talk to anybody, I just want to bleed." It looked as if she had other cuts on her right arm, too. Some of them were new, others looked faded.
"How long have you been doing this!" Ken and Cappy shouted.
She didn't answer.
"Dammit, Jessica!" Disko yelled. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS!"
"FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!" Dolly shouted back, standing up. She felt weak, probubly from blood loss. Wait, scratch that, it is blood loss. "EVER SINCE JANETTE DIED AND MY PARENTS DISOWNED ME!! THAT'S HOW FUCKING LONG!!" She fell to her knees, sobbing.
"Honey, why didn't you tell us?" Ken asked, becoming her older brother.
"Because, if I did, I thought I would lose you guys, too." She sniffed, tears stil falling, she holding her arms.
"Oh, dude." Cappy sat beside her. "We would never walk out on you."
"Yeah, man." Disko kneeled in front of her, as Ken took the broken girl into his lap. "We just can't do it."
"My stalker has grown too attached! How could I leave you?" Bunnie half-heartedly laughed.
"You see, so no more cutting?" Ken asked, giving her his famous 'Bambi Eyes'.
" . . . . . . . . . no promises." Everyone cheered and hugged the emo. "Alright, enough love! It's making me nauseous." She pushed everyone away, gagging slightly. "Besides, I need to clean my glasses." She took her glasses off her nose and started to wipe them with her shirt. "Ow." She hissed, dropping her glasses into her lap and holding her bleeding arms. She shut her eyes as Ken got out from under her.
"Alright, Cappy, go find bandaides. Bunnie, get some iodine. Disko, help me stop the bleeding." Everyone nodded and went to do their jobs. Disko and Ken rolled down Dolly's sleeves, applying pressure. "Dolly, what has the world done to you?" Ken sighed as he prssed against her 'AVID' cut.
Once Capppy and Bunnie came back and Dolly was wrapped up and clensed, they started to walk back to the dorms, Dolly's keyboard and backpack on Ken's shoulders. "Ken, give me my stuff back, I can carry it!" Dolly protested for the millionth time.
"No, it's okay, I got it." Ken told her, for the millionth time.
"Just give her her stuff back." Cappy rubbed her temples.
"no, her arms will start bitchin' if I do."
"She's gonna keep on bitchin' if you don't!" Disko then shouted.
After a while of arguing, they reached the dorms, finding another professor there waiting for them. "Oh, hello you five, just the people I wanted to see." He told them, grinning.
Dolly glared at him. "What is it, Professor Carter?"
"I felt guilty about telling you the bad news this morning, so I pulled a few strings, and I got you all the same class periods!" He told them.
They all felt their jaws hit the pavement. "Are you serious?" Disko asked, feeling herself grin.
"Yes." He nodded.
"Thank you so much Prof!" Ken shook his hand, being careful not to drop Dolly's keyboard.
"Thank you!" The girls, besides Dolly, all hugged him.
"Thanks, Prof." Dolly saluted him, holding back a wince from her cuts.
"You're quite welcome, all of you." He laughed as the girls pulled away. "Now you won't feel too awful at the news from this morning."
NEXT WEEK ...
There was yet again, a knock on the door of Disko and Dolly's dorm room. Today was a day off from practice, so they were all still sleeping.
Disko sat up from her bed, the person on the other side of door starting to pound. "Alright, I'm coming." She rubbed her eyes and stood, only wearing a very big sweatshirt given to her by her ex-boyfriend. She opened the door. "Prof Carter? What is it, your third visit?"
"Yes it is, I have more wonderful news!" He told her.
"Which is?"
"A group of five just graduated! We decided to give you their dorms!"
Disko lost her footing, although she wasn't walking. "Who graduated?"
"The five over near the chemistry building!" Disko fell over.
"The mansion like buildings?"
"Yes!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Her friends all ran into the room, Dolly running up from bed, holding Disko's gun in her arms.
"Who's gonna die?" She sleepily asked, her eyes closed and her glasses off.
"NOBODY! WE'RE GONNA LIVE NEAR THE CHEMISTRY BUILDING!!" Disko screamed.
Dolly's eyes snapped open and Cappy, Bunnie, and Ken all gasped. "What?" Dolly asked.
"KICKASS!" They other three shouted.
That's when the professor decided to leave everyone could get aquainted. But before he left, he gave each of them keys, they each got their own rooms that connected.
"AWESOME!" Dolly shouted, finding her glasses and looking at the key in her hand. "Who's near me? I got 205."
"I got 203." Cappy said.
"206." Disko said.
"204" Ken said.
"202." Bunie started to grin. "My stalker likes this number."
They all got dressed and started to pack their stuff. "Hey, let's go drop off our stuff and get copies of our keys." Disko offered to Dolly.
"Why?"
"So that we can always got to someone's place if we lose our own key, retard!"
"Shut up!" Dolly threw a pillow at her.
ONCE EVERYTHING WAS PACKED...
Everyone had their stuff on their shoulders, and were walking towards their building.
But, from the building they were walking next to, they were being watched. Professor Carter, Professor Gilbert, and tutors in training Karina, Sarah, and Jamie. "Are you sure they are the ones?" Carter asked Gilbert.
"Jessica is the decendant of Beckett, I figure they should have a chance to meet." Gilbert told Carter.
"Which one?" Jamie asked.
"The one with Kenneth. She cuts herself, does she not?"
"She's been wearing long sleeve shirts lately, and she keeps on wincing whenever she lifts them and stuff like that, so probubly." Sarah replied.
"We can change that. Is it the beginning of their second journey I set it to?"
"Yes, sir." Karina whispered.
"Excellent." Gilbert turned and stared back out the window. "Well, granddaughter, say hello to great- grandfather Beckett for me." Gilbert waved to his granddaughter.
BACK WITH THE GROUP ...
"Guys, wait." Ken stopped his girls. Dolly bumped into his outstretched arm. "This is a trap."
"How?" Dolly asked, her green eyes narrowing behind the black rims of her glasses. "Who set it up?"
"Carter."
"What? Why?" Cappy asked.
"Think about. One day he suddenly shows up and gets you out of AVID, then he shows up later that day and gets us all in the same classes, then today he gives us all new dorms? Somthing's fishy." He told them.
"Maybe you've been eating too much tuna." Disko yawned.
"I haven't had tuna every since I figured out I was allergic, dumbass. Carter's setting this up." Just as Ken said that, they all felt something bang them on the back of the head, then the world going black.
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