Percy's Text
Percy: Hey guys! I was just thinking can we go on a road trip?
Annabeth: ?!
Piper: sounds fun!
Percy: just rented a tour bus
Hazel: are there separate rooms/ bathrooms for boys and girls?
Percy: Ummm sure
Frank: sounds good
Leo: Sure! SOUNDS LIKE A PPAARRTTYY!
Calypso: I need to keep an eye on Leo
Jason: If Pipes is in then me 2
Annabeth: KK Seaweed Brain
Nico: Yeah sure w/ever.
Thaila: I'll ask Arty
Annabeth: Arty?
Piper: Why do we have phones?
Calypso: Story progression
Piper: I see...
Percy's POV
Yesss! We're going to go on a road trip today! Basically from NYC to Washington, Olympia, to celebrate summer before we are forced to go to camp half blood on July 1st. Leo added an autopilot system to the bus, so nobody has to drive, and the mini-fridge is magically restocked with snacks and soda.
Annabeth's POV
This is going to be... Interesting. A road trip with the craziest people that I know (not counting Nike or Mr D. Or Connor and Travis, or Clarisse, or King Minos, or Hera- I take that back) What could go wrong? There are bunk beds, great sound systems, and Percy ;).
Piper's POV
This is going to be fun. I plan on playing truth or dare, taking selfies with my friends, and having fun!
LATER (LIKE AT NIGHT)
Annabeth's POV
"Piper, Truth or Dare?" I asked.
"Truth."
"Who was the first boy you ever liked?" I asked.
"Well Leo," she said, and giggled.
"WHAT!" Calypso screamed.
"It was at the wilderness school, before I met Jason, I promise, it's nothing" Piper took a breath. "Tell him and I will end you" I believed it.
"OK then Annabeth truth or dare?" Piper asked me.
I thought for a minute. Then I said,
"Dare. Bring it on, Piper!"
"OK. I dare you to go and tell Percy that you're pregnant!
"With Triplets" Hazel add.
OH NO. I had already taken off my sweater and the chicken mask had just been stepped on by frank. Twice.
I went up to Percy nervously.
"Uh Percy can I talk to you?"
"Sure," he said
"I think I'm pregnant, with triplets"
"What? Holy Hera are you sure?"
"So what DID It say"
"It didn't say anything because I'm doing this on a dare!" I half yelled, and ran back into the girl's room.
Percy's POV
That was cruel. I went back to the boy's room and said,
"Leo? Is it possible that we could hear what's going on in the girl's room?"
"Yeah!" he said, and turned the TV/ security camera on.
Camera's POV
Meanwhile in the girl's room, the game was heating up fast and it was Hazel's turn.
"Hazel. Truth or dare?" said Calypso.
"Dare."
"OK, I dare you to *whisper something in her ear*."
Hazel looked surprised. "Ok" she said, and 2 minutes later, she was back.
Then Hazel turned to Thalia. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare".
"I dare you to do a clothing and makeup swap for the entire day tomorrow with Calypso."
"Ok..."
Piper's POV
"Piper. Truth or dare?" said Annabeth.
"Dare"
"Ok, I dare you to go to the nearest Victoria's secret, buy a bunch of thongs and replace Jason's underwear with them!"
I crept over to the VS across the street and bought 8 of the worst looking, brightest colored, sparkly ones that I could find and crept back in. I went to the boy's dorm. The boys were all in the living room watching a movie or something. I made the swap and hid Jason's boxers under the sink in the girl's bathroom.
Jason's POV
"OK this is getting boring. They're all whispering the dares!" said Leo.
"Why don't we play our own game?" Suggested Percy.
He spun the bottle and it landed on me.
"Truth" I said
"If you weren't dating Piper, who would you date?" said Percy.
"Ummmmmm, Rachel?"
"DUDE! She's an oracle, you can't do that"
"Do I loo
I spun the bottle. It landed on Leo.
"dare" he said.
"OK, I dare you to go play 7 minutes in heaven with Calypso!"
"What did you just say?" and all of the girls were standing in the doorway.
"Can we join?" asked Piper
"Sure." we all said.
Leo took Calypso by the arm and led her into the closet. I started the timer.
7 minutes later
"OK lovebirds, times up!" I yelled and opened the closet door.
Calypso and Leo were REALLY getting into it. when I opened the door Nico yelled "MY INNOCENT EYES! I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE! AAAAHHHH MY EYES MY INNOCENT BEAUTIFUL EYES!"
"Oh shut up, it's not like you and Will haven't played this!" Thalia said. That shut Nico up right away and he turned a deep shade of crimson.
Calypso and Leo were bright red. They both fast-walked out of the closet.
"Ok, Piper, truth or dare?" said Nico.
"Dare." she said.
"I dare you to call Mr. D and tell him that he's shorter than the average lawn gnome!"
"Do I have to?" she whined
"well, it's either that, put on this chicken mask and run outside, or take 1 article of clothing off!"
She took off her hoodie.
"Ok, Frank, truth or dare?"
"Dare" he said.
"Ok, I dare you to dress up like Elsa, wig, dress, makeup, and all, and sing let it go!"
Frank's POV
Oh gods. I trudged into the girl's dormitory and found Piper's unexplained Elsa dress and squeezed it on, the top of the dress reaching my knees. Then I put on the blonde wig and put some purple, glittery eyeshadow, mascara, I curled my eyelashes and put on blush and red lipstick and then 7 inch, sparkly blue stilettos. When I walked out everybody died laughing. When I started to sing, they were rolling on the floor. When I reached the belting part Leo started to choke on his own spit. When I finished, I finished with my arms up and my head back. When I lowered my head, I realized that Percy was filming this. Just peachy.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, annnnnd, youtube." "youtube?" I yelled
"Yup, and in the 2 minutes that it's been on, it's gotten 1,821 likes and 2000 views." he said.
"WHY?" Everyone else just laughed.
Calypso's POV
Ok, so that was funny, but now it's MY turn to be devilish. I turned to Annabeth.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Dare, bring it Calypso!" She said and grinned.
I whispered into her ear "I dare you to dress like a stupid cheerleader and then flirt with Nico!"
Annabeth turned pale. "Do I have to?"
"Yes. And I get to pick out your clothes and Piper can do your makeup." I said, and then whispered the dare into Piper's ear. Her eyes got really wide and she cracked up.
Leo's POV
OK, so now Calypso and Piper are dragging Annabeth into the girls' room, and five minutes later, Annabeth comes out, and she could give Aphrodite a run for her drachmas. Her hair is pulled back in to a high ponytail tied with sparkly ribbons, gray eyeshadow and eyeliner, mascara, blush, and lipstick. She's dressed in a super cropped tank top and one of Piper's blue skirts. She jumps into a split and shakes her pompoms, then walks over to Nico and goes,
"Are you lost? Because the Isles of the Blest are a long way from here!" and smiles really big.
"I live in Hell." Nico says plainly.
Percy's POV
Ok, so Annabeth turns into a knockout and starts flirting with Death Breath. Just great. Then I hear Nico say "Annabeth, I am dating another dude! STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!" as the same time that Calypso yells, "OK, time's up Annabeth!" "Oh, thank the gods!" She half yells, and then plops down into my lap. Meanwhile, Frank has chosen to play with Hazel.
"Truth or dare?" he says.
"Truth!" she says
"OK, if you weren't dating me, who would you rather date, Octavian or Nico?"
Nico groans "Not this crap again"
"UMMMM Octavian!" She yells.
Then she turns to Nico. "Truth or Dare?" she says
"Dare! I ain't scared of no ghost!" he half- yells.
"OOOOHHHHH you'll pay for that Death Breath!" She yells. "Ok, I dare you to wear guyliner and black lipstick and a fohawk every day for the rest of this trip!"
Nico turned white. "But i'm not wearing my hoodie!" he pouts.
"EEEEEEXXXXAAACCCTTTLLLYYY!" says Hazel, with an evil laugh.
"And this is why I never anger Hazel. Or her very scary horse that told me that he would trample me, then called me a chinese-canadian baby man" said Frank.
Nico's POV
I turned to Piper, who looked REALLY scared.
"Piper, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Have you ever wet the bed?" he asked.
Piper turned purple. "yesuntilIwaseight"
"What? I can't hear you!" teased Nico
"Yes Nico. I WET THE BED UNTIL I WAS EIGHT NOW CAN WE MOVE ON" she yelled. Leo sniggered "and Beauty Queen's secrets are revealed!" he said in a game-show host voice.
Piper, very quickly walked up and judo-flipped Leo. "Jeez Beauty Queen I was just joking!" he yelled.
"Yeah, and I hate Jason!" she said sarcastically.
Piper turned to Thalia. "Truth or dare?" she asked innocently.
"Truth." she said
"If you weren't a hunter of Artemis, then who in this room would you date?" she asked.
"Is it too late to choose a dare because I don't really like any of the guys here in that way.. Oh wait!" she then took off her hoodie.
Leo pretended to look hurt "But Thalia, don't you think that i'm beautiful?" he asked, and pretended to wipe a tear from his eye. Thalia rolled her eyes "Please" she said.
Hazel's POV
Thalia turned to me. Uh-oh. This could not be good.
"Truth or dare?" she asked.
"Truth!" I said, thinking I would be safe.
"OK, what was the last text that you sent to someone about Frank?" she said
Frank turned pale. I scrolled through my phone and found the most recent one to Piper, which was me saying that Frank was like a big teddy bear. In response to this, he got up and gave me a big bear hug. I turned to Frank and said
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"OK I dare you to iris message Artemis and ask her if you can join the hunters!"
He IMed Artemis. "Hey Artemis can I join the hunt?" he asked/
"One minute." she said questioningly. Then she popped into the bus, walked up, and slapped Frank, leaving a red hand mark on his cheek. "Next time, I turn you into an armadillo." she said, and left. "Oww." muttered Frank. Everybody cracked up when Artemis was gone.
Piper's POV
I turned to Jason.
"Truth or Dare" I asked.
"Dare!" he said.
"Ok, I dare you to do the ice bucket challenge!" I said.
Jason filled a bucket with ice cold water (courtesy of Percy) and ice cubes, stood in the shower, and dumped it on his head, and forgot to nominate anybody *wipes forehead in relief*
"Ok now i'm gonna go change" he said
All of the girls grinned evilly. When Percy was in the process of putting it on youtube with the title Superman does ice bucket challenge! and almost dropped his computer when Jason yelled
"PIPER! WHAT IS THIS!" and held up one of the most repulsive thongs that I brought.
Everybody, including me, died laughing. I was on the floor, gasping for breath and my face had turned neon pink when I finally looked up.
"Hey Jason! SMILE AND SAY SUPERMAN" yelled Leo, and took a picture. "Yesss! This is totally going on instagram and *presses a few more buttons* this should be coming to you right.. about.. NOW!" he said, as all of our phones started ringing. My ringtone was changed to Kerri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock" and I was not happy about it
"LEO! DO NOT GO INTO MY PHONE!" I yelled, but when I saw the picture that he sent me. It was Jason, with a deer-in-the-headlights expression, holding a glittery pink thong.
"I'm sending this to dad!" yelled Thalia
"No! I'll tell everybody that you sleep with a My Little Pony Doll!" yelled Jason.
Everybody cracked up. Except for Thalia. Her hair was standing straight up for the static electricity in the air around her and then she said two words.
"Send, and INSTAGRAM." she said in a monotone voice.
"NOOO" yelled Jason, and then he stalked back to the boy's room where Percy dried him with his powers. 30 seconds later, they came out at the same time that we all go new texts. It was a video of Thalia, mumbling the MLP theme song in her sleep while drooling and with her arms curled around a Rarity doll. Thalia looked like she was going to explode.
"Piper. Truth or Dare"
"dare" I said without even thinking.
"OK I dare you to send us the most embarrassing video of Jason that you have on your phone".
I scrolled through videos and then found a video of Jason lip- synching to Break Free by Ariana Grande. And then I sent it with the caption: IF YOU POST THIS ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA I WILL FIND YOU WITH MY DAGGER. BUT YOU CAN SHOW IT TO THE KIDS AT CAMP! Don't worry Jason I still love you.
Annabeth's POV
OHMYGODS. The video was so funny I would die. I turned to Nico and said
"Truth or Dare"
"Dare, I ain't scared of no Athena kid!"
"OK, I dare you to call Hades and tell him his beard makes him look like he has a double chin." He picked up his phone and whispered
"your beard makes you look like you have a double chin"
"WHAT?" roared Hades, loud enough for us all to hear, even though the phone wasn't on speaker. We cracked up. Then he turned to Percy.
"Truth or Dare?" he asked.
"Dare" Percy said, with an annoying half-smirk on his face.
"OK, I dare you to do a clothing swap with Annabeth!"
3rd Person POV
They all looked at Annabeth. She was wearing super short, fuzzy pajama shorts with owls all over them, and a white sphagetti strap tank top. Then they looked at Percy, who was wearing a red t shirt and plaid pajama pants. They both stood up (Pery did not want to take off his shirt, and went into the bathroom.
Back to Annabeth's POV
.Gods. Percy walked out of the bathroom, with my fuzzy owl pajama shorts and white tank top I just died laughing. I looked pretty OK, this is actually something that I would wear if I wasn't around Piper, who believes that I have to put more thought into my outfits, pajamas included. I stepped aside right as Leo snapped a picture and posted it.
"LEO ANTONIO VALDEZ!" Yelled Percy (I made the middle name up)
"OHMYGODS! THIS HAS GOTTEN 56 LIKES IN 2 MINUTES FROM THE HERMES AND APOLLO CABINS AT CAMP!" Yelled Leo, cackling like a lunatic.
"Ok, Seaweed Brain, let's just go back and change"I said calmly to Percy.
Frank's POV
I spun the bottle and it landed on Hazel. "Truth or Dare?'
"Truth" she said
"Have you ever thought about marrying me?"I said, getting very, very scared
"Yes" said Hazel, and went to sit on his lap
"AWWWWW" the entire group goes
Leo has gotten flower petals and is now jumping around, throwing them everywhere, and is singing "Love is in the air, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun,Love is in the air, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
Hazel spun the bottle, and it landed on Leo. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare"he said
"OK, I dare you to prank call Dionysus and act like your'e some girl breaking up with him"
"OK"
Leo picked up the phone "WHY, DI DI, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? Did you find a better woman? I will never forget the day you weren't on the porch, watching little Timmy!" Screamed Leo into the phone
"UMM, I think you have the wrong phone number" aid Dionysus
"NO I DO NOT! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME! I'VE NEVER EVEN MET YOUR PARENTS OR YOUR FRIENDS, DI DI! I AM LEAVING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOTAL DEADBEAT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS!" yelled Leo, and then dramatically started (fake) sobbing into the phone, "GOODBYE DI DI! I HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THIS!" and hung up.
"Well how did I do?" he asked.
We all looked at each other, and cracked up. Then Piper spun the bottle, and it landed on Thalia.
"Truth or Dare?" she asked
"Dare"
"OK, I dare you to jump off the top of the bus and see if you can fly like Jason!"