Title: Kidnap Me
Author: Demothi
Summary: Just a collection of little drabbles of Roxanne being kidnapped by Megamind and the strange start to their affections. Rated K, I do not plan on this changing. Eventually soft Meg/Rox but nothing solid.
Disclaimer: This is a fan fiction, posted on fan fiction dot net, if I actually owned these characters or any rights to Megamind in a whole I would be making videos of this, not just writing stories to post on the web. I gain no profit from these stories there primary goal is the entertainment of other fans like myself. My only claim here in are situations and weapons not used in the movie.
A Chance Encounter
"I am here at the Metro City arena where our very own Metro Man is locked in a gallant battle with the devious Megamind." Roxanne announced into her microphone as she faced Hal, her camera man. Inside she was elated at this chance encounter, she had been assigned to cover a district wide high school cultural fair when Megamind had shown up, using the presence of the kids to lure in Metro Man for their fight.
"Just minutes ago Megamind crashed into the Metro City arena using these innocent teens as bait. Now the battle rages behind me and though Megamind is being aided by his gargantuan robotic device our favorite hero has already started to put a dent in Megamind's plot." Roxanne hazard a glance behind her once Hal had turned the camera to the action going on. The two superpowers where trading blows, Megamind receiving the majority, and exchanging witty banter. Roxanne had to give some grudging respect for the villain as, despite the beating he was receiving, he still talked with a confident air.
"Megamind, just admit your evil wrongdoings and surrender!" Metro Man said, landing yet another jaw rattling punch to the machine.
Megamind gave a sinister laugh that echoed about the arena. "Oh yes, I am evil, wickedly, terribly evil!" he exclaimed, dodging a blow and sending the robots great hand to swat Metro Man from the sky. "But never shall I surrender to the likes of you. I will make all of Metrosity mine!"
Roxanne had been so intent on Metro Man and where he had landed that she didn't notice Megamind's robot was close to her until it reached out wrapping it's giant hand around her. She gasped as the cold metal secured around her began to rise, lifting her off her feet as the robotic monstrosity righted itself. Megamind laughed again, gaining the attention of Metro Man as he climbed free of the debris from where he had landed, the robot held her close to it's body.
"Metro Man! Don't try anything, unless you don't care about this lovely lady in my grasp." he called out, and Roxanne saw the hero grimace. The white clad man took a single step forward, the hand around her tightened, startling a scream out of her.
"You fiend!" Metro Man proclaimed, though Roxanne had the sarcastic thought of 'Yeah that showed him... Could I actually get some real help here.'
"Do what I say and there will be no further harm to her, but if you press your luck you will be just as responsible for any injury to her!" Megamind called out, loosening the grip on her back to it's starting point. Slowly the machine began to step backwards towards the hole it had made in the arena wall. "You may follow at that distance to see to her."
Slowly the three of them left the arena, Megamind in his robot carrying Roxanne while Metro Man followed behind, actually giving the villain extra room to ensure he would not harm her. They made their way down a few streets, taking turns here and there until they finally came to a side street where Megamind stopped.
Roxanne wanted to struggle as the robotic hand brought her up to the cockpit where the blue man was sitting, but as she started to she felt a small warning squeeze and heard Megamind make a tisking sound. She stopped right away and was rewarded with the grip loosening once more, she was then dropped into the cockpit, before she could even react there was a laser gun pointed at her head.
The villains other thin hand wrapped around her arm guided her to a place and once they were both standing there the portion of the floor they were standing on began to lower. Soon they were on the street facing Metro Man who was grinding his teeth so hard Roxanne could hear it from the 5 or so yards away they were.
"This is low," Metro Man said, his eyes blazing. "even for a pathetic no-good rapscallion like you Megamind."
"Oh? I didn't even know you knew a long word like rapscallion Metro Man" he called out in response before moving his mouth to just by her ear, making her shiver as he spoke. "This was nothing personal, you understand." just as his words finished, leaving her to believe she was going to die she felt a rough shove that ripped yet another scream from her.
She found herself In the arms of the great hero and turned just in time to watch Megamind disappear into what seemed like a car door hanging in thin air that then shut and was followed by the sound of a car roaring away. She was just realizing this was a case of careful what you wish for when she heard Metro Man talking to her, but soon it was lost as everything faded and she fainted dead away.