Waiting in Azkaban prison seemed to take forever
And worst thing of all I done nothing wrong
If you were me you'd feel like a zoo animal
Being behind bars a great deal of your life
The second I get out of here I'm going to protest
Cruelty to animals
This was worse than when I found out that my mum burned me off the wallpaper
Worse than my 9th Christmas; having to watch Bella-Smella do a weird dance
That was what I called that brat
She took dance lessons and was the worst one there
That's why she had shown it to the family
She actually thought she was good
I remember her first dance solo; I had to come
Believe it or not but I had a great time!
She done the wrong moves and tripped up
I laughed through her solo and all the way home
She got mad
VERY mad
I don't remember what happened after that
Though I remember waking up in hospital
I thought her parents would ground her for months
But no she got away with no television for an hour
I got grounded for a week instead
And it was all caused by Bella-Smella and her terrible dancing
That's it
I'm getting out of here