Author's Notes: To everyone who asked for Jim's Facebook wall, here it is at last. Yay! Pre "The Delivery."
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned or referenced in this.
Jim Halpert is on Facebook
James Halpert is just trying to figure this whole face-space thing out.
Recent Activity:
James and Dwight K. Shrute are friends.
James and Kelly Kapoor are friends.
James and Larissa Halpert are friends.
Dwight K. Shrute This is Facebook, not "face-space." Idiot.
James Hapert Facebook space.
Dwight K. Shrute No, just Facebook! No space!
James Hapert FaceSpace. MyBook.
Dwight K. Shrute No. It is simply called Facebook, Jim. Nothing more, nothing less.
James Halpert Facebook web space.
Dwight K. Shrute You are such a lost cause.
Kelly Kapoor Jim!
James Halpert Kelly!
Larissa Halpert James? No Jim? Little brother, what is this?
James Halpert Makes me sound all formal and cool =^)
Larissa Halpert Ha, I see.
Recent Activity:
James and Michael Scott are friends.
James Halpert thinks he has the hang of this?
Dwight K. Shrute Pssh. As the kids these days say, "LOL!"
Michael Scott Jimbo!
Recent Activity:
James is married.
Kelly Kapoor and Larissa Halpert like this.
Recent Activity:
James and Mark Johnson are friends.
James and David Wallace are friends.
James and Penny Beesley are friends.
James and Holly Flax are friends.
James likes Death Cab for Cutie.
Dwight K. Shrute Has Pam had a lot of saliva?
James Halpert What?
Dwight K. Shrute Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were unable to read.
James Halpert Why are you curious about the amount of saliva that my wife has?
Dwight K. Shrute Excessive saliva is supposed to occur during pregnancy. Mythbusters did a special on it.
Michael Scott Dwight…you are such a freakin weirdo.
Larissa Halpert
In these photos: James Halpert
Halpert Family Album
Recent Activity:
James commented on Larissa Halpert's photo album.
James likes The Shins.
Holly Flax Hi, Jim!
James Halpert Hey Holly. How's Nashua?
Holly Flax It's alright. I've gotten into the swing of things there, which is good. And Scranton?
James Halpert Same. Come visit!
Holly Flax =)
James Halpert Dinner with Pam soon.
Penny Beesley likes this.
Recent Activity:
Jim and Amy David are friends.
Jim and Carlos Guttierrez are friends.
Jim wrote on Dwight K. Shrute's wall.
Dwight K. Shrute You are such an imbicile.
James Halpert You are truly a man of few words today, Dwight. Everything alright?
Dwight K. Shrute Yes. Why wouldn't it be?
James Halpert Well, I don't know, Dwight…hence me asking you.
Dwight K. Shrute Even if there was something bothering me, I wouldn't tell you.
James Halpert *were
Dwight K. Shrute What?
James Halpert Subjective tense, Dwight. Subjective tense.
Dwight K. Shrute ….. I have nothing to say to you.
Mark Johnson Old roomie! Are you free tonight?
James Halpert 1) I thought we established that you were to never refer to you as your "roomie" 2) Sorry, can't. Sounds great, but I have some work related stuff to get through. Come to dinner with me and Pam next week, though?
Mark Johnson Sounds good. See you then.
Kelly Kapoor I'm bored.
James Halpert I'm sorry :(
Dwight K. Shrute GET OFF OF FACEBOOK DURING WORK HOURS!
Recent Activity:
James commented on Larissa Halpert's photo.
James and Josh Porter are friends.
James added Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. to his work and employment.
Penny Beesley
In these photos: James Halpert
Scranton to see my sister and Jim :)
James Halpert Eight days till the baby is here, or so the doctors say.
Larissa Halpert So happy for both of you! Ally came a week early, so you may be parents sooner than you think.
Holly Flax Congrats! Boy or girl?
James Halpert Thanks, Lis. I remember Al was early. I guess it really could be any day now.
And Holly, it's a surprise :). We're waiting until the birth to find out.
Michael Scott Uncle Mike can't wait for the big day!
Recent Activity:
James commented on Kelly Kapoor's status.
James and Jennifer Halpert are friends.
James likes Wilco.
James likes The Strokes.
Jennifer Halpert Uncle Jim! How are you? I'm so excited for you and Aunt Pam and the baby :).
James Halpert Hey, it's one of my favorite nieces. I've been well. Excited, too. How have you been?
Jennifer Halpert midterms :(.
James Halpert Oh, man…good luck!
Dwight K. Shrute Hello. Some of you on Jim's page may not know me, but I am Dwight Shrute, aka the one Jim constantly antagonizes at work. I thought it would be considerate of me to inform you all that Pam is in labor. She and Jim just left for the hospital. That is the latest update.
Mark Johnson Thanks for the info, Dwight. Let's look forward to another Halpert to pester you all day :).
Dwight K. Shrute I don't look forward to it, though I do wish them well. Perhaps they will have a hardworking child who frowns upon such foolish behavior as pranks.
Holly Flax Good luck and love to them both!
Penny Beesley Driving to Scranton right now. Love you guys. – Penny the proud auntie
James Halpert Cecelia Marie Halpert.
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