Chapter 1: The Purple Kiss

This is a story of when Sakura dodged Sasuke's punch before he leaves to Orachimaru.

Sas: Sasuke

Sak: Sakura

N: Naruto

O: Orachimaru

Sak: "SASUKE! SASUKE! DON'T GO! DON'T GO! OR... OR.. I'LL SCREAM!"

Sas:"Sakura..."

(Of course Sasuke appeared behind Sakura)

Sas: " Thank-you"

(Sasuke is about to punch Sakura---, until she dodged it.)

Sak: "Sasuke, were you about to punch me?"

Sas: " Go home."

Sak: " But Sasuke!"

Sas: "GO HOME."

Sak: sniff sniff "NARUTO! SASUKE IS TRYING TO LEAVE! NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!"

(Well, because of Sakura's loud voice, Naruto heard Sakura calling from where he was walking to)

N: "Huh? Was that Sakura? OH-SNAP!"

(Naruto dashes, seriously dashes to Sakura)

N: "Sakura, are you alright?"

Sak: "Naruto, quickly, Sasuke is trying to leave!"

N: "SASUKE!!!!!!"

Sas: " Naruto, I'm right here. You don't have to shout."

N: "Oh-sorry."

Sas: "It's ok, Naruto, this is a dramatic scene, so go ahead."

N: "Oh-thanks, Sasuke. Ahem... SASUKKKKEEEEEE!"

Sak: "Naruto, not so loud!"

N: " Sorry, Sakura."

Sak: "People are trying to sleep here."

N: "Anyways, Sasuke, why are you trying to leave?"

Sas: Because... I seek power. I go a different path unlike you two. I need to get revenge...

Sak: Aw, Sasuke, why do you always have to talk about Itachi, and all this crap.

Sas: I can never forgive him!

Sak: Yes... I mean, maybe you can't. Sasuke, please don't go!

N: Sasuke, you are making a big mistake!

Sas: It is you who is making a mistake. And that mistake is THAT YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO STOP MEEEEE!

(Sasuke dashes toward Naruto. Naruto dodges and throws a shuriken at Sasuke. Sasuke counterattacks that and they both stop about 5 feet from each other)

N: Really... Sasuke... why... why do you want to go?

Sas: You and Sakura would not understand.

Sak: Yes, yes, we will Sasuke, just please don't go. We're begging you.

Sas: Hmmm...

O: hissssss... saaassssssuke. saaaaassssssuke!

Sas!

O: Where have you been Sasuke? I have been waiting for you for about 5 minutes. You are late!

Sas: Forgive me Orachimaru.

O: oooo, and who is this?

(Orachimaru sneaks up to Sakura)

O: Aren't you the girl that I almost killed through all of these Naruto episodes?

Sak: gulp, yes.

O: Oh, yes, you have grown beautifully. COME! Me and you shall become perfect soul mates! Our children will be beautiful! Pinked hair and pale skin! Aaaaa... yes, I can see it now. Maybe black hair. Hmm.. killing eyes, or green eyes... I don't really know yet.

N: Ok, now what they heck are you talking about?

O: Our marriage of course.

N: Pfffttt.. no way is Sakura going to marry a pale man with snake eyes.

O: ooooh, that can be arranged chosen one. Sakura, come with me and I will not use Sasuke's body!

Sak: OH-NO! That is such a big BLACK MAIL!

Sas: Do not listen to this idiot, listen to me Sakura.

Sak: Sasuke???????

Sas: Sakura... Sakura... SAKURA!

Sak: Ok, what? What? I'm right here.

N: Serioiusly Sasuke, don't get... nevermind.

Sas: Sakura, Naruto... leave...

N: What? No way am I leaving without you.

Sak: ME TOO!

O: Ok, Sasuke, they are using up my patient. Make them go now! You know... we are like already using up this episode.

Sas: Ok, guys go.

N: NO!

Sak: NO!

O: Ok, I don't want to do this but I guess I have to.

(Orachimaru takes out a purple lipstick and smears it on his lips)

O: Sasuke come here!

Sas: NOOOOOOOOO!

Sak: What is he doing?

N: I don't know!

(Orachimaru grabs Sasuke by the waist and kisses him... on the CHEEK!)

Sak: WHAT THE-

N: BALONEY!

O: Sasuke, as now fallen into a deep sleep.

N: NO!

Sak: Where did you get that lipstick?

O: Some guy with white hair and likes frogs. Could be anybody.

Sak: No!

(Sakura runs up to Orachimaru trying to hit him, but Naruto grabs her)

N: Sakura, stop.

Sak: What? Why?

N: The story line has to go back to the way it is.

Sak: oh-yeah, of course... does that mean we still have to team up with Sai?

N: Yes, yes it does...

O: ho ho ho.

(Orachimaru grabs Sasuke by the hips and swings away wearing a lying cloth. oh, yeah, i forgot to tell you that he was wearing a lying cloth)

O: aaaaaaahhhhh! ahhhhhhhh! ooo ooo ooo!

N: There goes Sasuke with the scariest man alive.

Sak: Yup... I wonder what happens if we raid Orachimaru's base and to see what is happening.

N: oooohhhh, sakura we should! we should!

Sak: we should?

N: definitely.

Sak: Let's go!

N: Not yet, it's 11:12 PM. Orachimaru is proably not even in his lair right now.

Sak: oh, than let's go.. uhh..

N: First, let's prepare.

Sak: Alright!

Stay tune for the next Chapter of "The Purple Kiss."