Ello!
Title: All Because of One Hyper Girl
Pairing: RenjiXIchigo and side ShuuheiXOC
Rating: M
Warnings: OC, probably a bit OOC, smut, yaoi,maybe non-con?
I don't own bleach. We all know that.
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"Renji this is why i told you not to let her guilt trip you into buying things for her!"
"Well she did that pouty face thing and i couldn't help it!"
"God your such a baka. What did you get her that would make her this fucking hyper?"
"Um...three soy Carmel macchiatos, some jolly ranchers, and some bubble gum..."
"YOU URASTONKACHI! YOU LET HER HAVE ALL THAT SUGAR AND CAFFEINE!?!?!?"
"He forgot about the strawberry ice cream too!" Hanko said jumping up and down on Ichigos bed.
"Renji I really hate you right now." The substitute shinigami said.
"AW! Ichi-kun don't hate Ren-chan!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" The guys said in unison. The very hyper girl, jumped off the bed and ran downstairs. She was wearing a black mini skirt, neon green fishnets, a black t-shirt with a rainbow cup cakes on it, and unicorn hair clips in her long purple hair.
Ichigo sighed, "First you come along, and then I get stuck with..." dramatically points downstairs, "HER! She doesn't seem like someone who could help me take down fucking arrancar in Ikkaku and Yumichicka's absence!"
"Ichigo don't under estimate her...you know about Yarichu. Look at her! Eleven squad chicks look innocent but could fucking kill you! I mean shes forth seat!"
"I guess..." The teen sighed once again,"Lets go down there before she destroys something else..."
"Yeah" So the men went down stairs to find little Hanko drooling over the TV.
"Hey what are you doing...OH MY GOD IS THAT GAY PORN?!?!?!?!" Ichigo all but screamed.
"Come watch with meeeee..."
"HELL NO!" The teen screamed again.
"But..." sad eyes... " Don't you like me Ichigo...?"
Ichigo turned around to talk to Renji but he wasn't there. Instead his eyes caught him sitting next to the hyperactive girl on the couch. "NO ICHI HATES ME"
Then she began to bawl her eyes out.
"No no no no I don't hate you! stop crying! okay okay I'll watch your yaoi with you! okay?"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow bipolar much?"
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ichigo calmed the black clad girl down, and all three of them watched her LightXL porn.
Strangely enough Ichigo noticed his red haired friend didn't have a problem with this. He didn't even say anything earlier. And the thing that was bothering him the most was...
He was enjoying this.
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Next Day
Ichigo woke up to see Renji's face in his.
"Help me." The orange haired teen didn't understand the plea until his friend backed up. The usually out of times red head was wearing tight, black, skinny jeans,
a neon shade red fishnet top, and black strawberry hair clips in his pulled out, blood red locks. Expect for the hair clips, the sight was highly arousing to the teen.
"Ichigo stop staring. And if you think its funny shes just waiting for you to wake up to do this to you too." Renji smiled. Ichigo was fucking drooling at him.
God sometimes he hated that girl, but other times...he just wanted to hug her and chant arrigato and never let go. "But you probably wouldn't mind though,
cause you wear tight ass jeans all the time. I don't."
Ichigo wasn't even listening to what the other was saying. He was too busy still fantasizing about touching Renjis tattoos, which he could clearly see right through the skin tight fishnet. Not only did he want to touch them, he wanted to touch all of Renji.
Realizing his thoughts, Ichigo freaked out a bit and hid under his covers. But it was too late. The bouncy girl had heard Renji talking and ran into the room. And jumped right onto Ichigo. "TIME FOR YOUR MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So Hanko dragged Ichigo into his sisters room, which she had taken over since his family went on vacation to America. "Okay strip to your boxers!"
"Right now? With you and...Renji here?"
"Yeah duh how am I supposed to put sexy clothes on you if I'm not here silly!"
"But what about Renji..."
"I cant have him going and changing now can I? he already tried to once! Hes staying in my sight at all times. NOW STRIP"
Ichigo did as she said, a huge blush on his face as he took off his pants.
The other male in the room though was about to get a major nosebleed. He couldn't look at the berry. He couldn't.
After two hours of rummaging through bags of clothing, forcibly applying eye liner, and unneeded touching, the orange haired teen was finally finished.
"Can you please tell us why you dressed us like this? And where the hell did you get these clothes?"
Ichigo looked at his outfit. Skin tight black jeans like Renjis, but with several different colored belts hanging on his hips. One pink, one blue, one silver, one purple, one orange. And for his shirt, it was just another skin tight article of clothing, expect it was a black long sleeved sweatshirt that was left open, so you could see his chest and abs. He didn't have hair clips like Renji but did have a black pleather choker around his neck, with a dagger charm. Both he and Renji wore black boots.
"I got the clothes for Shuuhei for when, he comes to the real world he'll have some sexy clothes. And your in them cause me and Orihime are going to a club later and we wanted you guys to come with us. Whether you like it or not." Hanko had the most devious smirk ever. Oh how she knew Renji would have to pay her back for this later.