Name: Mary Beautiful Gorgeous Diamond Sapphire Blood Assassin Scarlet Indigo Charlotte Swan Neko Chan Swan Shabalabah ding dong wing dong Portugas D. Blood Assassin Sue the First, Last, and Only.

Gender: Female

Species: One -fifth vampire, demon, werewolf, elf, and dragon

Bounty: 1,000,000,000,000 x google-plex beli

Body: Beautiful: hourglass figure, a triple-D cup, ivory-pale skin, thin-enough-to-be-anorexic-but-is-not, fair-skinned, pone-glyph symbols all over her body except her face, and smells like roses. She is part cyborg, but it doesn't show except when she gets mad, then her poneglyph symbols start glowing bright blue and her eyes turn blood-red. Has little cat ears and a wolf tail.

Hair: Sunshine-colored in the day, but ebony-black at nighttime. Her hair changes moon-white when she uses her powers. She regularly has crimson red, dark purple and white highlights in her hair; it goes all the way down to the floor.

Eyes: They turn to various colors according to her mood; also changes color very few seconds, the sequence is: blue, green, purple, blood red, amber, emerald green, sea blue, indigo, orange, and ebony.

Powers: She has all of the advantages of being a vampire/demon/werewolf/elf/cat/human but none of the disadvantages. She can walk in the sun; sparkle, control her werewolf side during a full moon, touch iron and steel, wear crosses, and use holy weapons. She also has the devil fruit power of having any devil fruit power; thanks to her powers, she can also fly, turn into a cheetah, turn into a raven/crane, swim, make plants grow, change form, control fire/ water/earth/air, invisibility, super strength, animal communication, super speed, super angst power, and super ninja pwn skills.

Skills: She can cook better and faster than Sanji, lift more weights than Zoro can with one hand, is a better doctor than Chopper, aims better than Usopp can, can read pone-glyphs, can use 10 swords at once well, can build better inventions than Franky, is a vegetarian, is a better navigator than Nami, and teaches Brooke how to play the violin better in her spare time.

Personality: Very serious when you first meet her, but people sense that she is actually a lot nicer than she looks and are naturally attracted to her. She is modest, kind, calm, brave, sensitive, and smarter than Nami and Robin combined. She's also a rebel, has spunk, and is as tough as my mom's meatloaf surprise (you do not want to know what the surprise is).

Relationships with Crew members: Nami and Robin hate her for being so much more beautiful/ smarter than both of them combined and for taking all of the men's attention, Zoro is secretly in love with her, Sanji makes her especially special to cater to her vegetarian needs, Luffy let her where his hat all the time, Franky lets her help him build stuff, Brooke and Mary Beautiful Gorgeous Diamond Sapphire Blood Assassin Scarlet Indigo Charlotte Swan Neko Chan Swan Shabalabah ding dong wing dong Portugas D. Blood Assassin Sue the First, Last, and Only play their instruments together every day, and Chopper always cuddles up to her.

History: She was the princess of a kingdom that is too unimportant to talk about, her mom was a vampire, demon-elf and her father was a werewolf dragon. When she was born rainbows spewed everywhere blinding the queen, somehow killing her. The kingdom was then destroyed by the Buster Call right after her birth; she was carried away by a pack of wolves to Cracktopia to be raised by Whitebeard.

When she was eight she became first division commander because of her kick-ass ninja pwn skills. It was later revealed by one of the author's crack-wizards, three days later, that she was going to become the wife of the future pirate king. She left the Moby Dick for no reason two years later and gets raped sixteen times.

Three years later, she becomes the leader of Baroque Works because she kicked Crocodile's ass at some point with one hand tied behind her back while painting her nails. After the Arabasta arc five years later, Luffy asks if she wants to join their crew, even though she didn't do shit for them.

She then kicks Aokiji's ass with her super angst powers but decides to spare him. She kicks the CP9's asses while braiding her beautiful hair, but decides to let the crew finish them off because she felt like it. In the Sabody Arc, Kuma falls in love with her and decides to send her to his house so they could do a badly written lemon with each other.

He then drowns or something and never appears in the story again. She then convinces all of the Warlords to turn to piracy and make her their captain. A few chapters of fail plot later, the crew are all reunited because it feels so good. Luffy then proposes to her because he loved her so much for a reason the author has forgotten to tell us. They get married and have a hundred little Mary-sue clones that took over the fan fiction universe.

Affiliations: Whitebeard Pirates (former), Straw Hat Pirates (former), The Mystical Rainbow Riders (current captain).

Flaws: Is a little too perfect, is cursed with being too beautiful, and a lot of girls hate her for being so beautiful and smart. She also tends to be too self sacrificing and is willing to risk her life in order to protect the people she loves and cares about.

Unimportant Family detail: She is Robin's long-lost half sister and Luffy is her father's best friend's cousin's former roommate.

AN: I had so much fun writing that and I would like to give thanks to Amethyst Turtle for inspiring me to make this MS profile and if you haven't read any of her stuff yet, you should! It's really funny and it's better than the crap I give you.

I changed her relationship from being half sister to Zoro to half sister to Robin because someone pointed out that it was kind of incestuous for Zoro to be in love with his half sister. Thank you School Escapee for pointing that out. Plus, some of the weaknesses that are listed above are actually based off of serious OCs.