When CLAMP Meets Pokemon
Includes Team Rocket and Ash battles on of the CLAMP characters!
When Mokana was transporting the group to another dimension, Mokana was drunk (thanks to Kurogane) and transported them to the Pokemon world. Oh-jeez, let's see what is going to happen next.
Mokana: GAAAA! MMFFFFTTT!
Sakura: Mokana, where have you taken us to?
Mokana: Mokana don't know.
Kurogane: Who is this kid?
(Kurogane points at Ash Ketchum, main character in Pokemon)
Ash: My name is Ash, are you guys pokemon trainers? ARE YOU?
Kurogane: What the heck is a pokemon?
Sakura: Ooooo! They're DUCKS!
Ash: No silly tall skinny girl, Pokemon are these things!
(Ash shows her Pikachu)
Pikachu: pika? pika? pfffttt.
Mokana: Another one of me? Do you know the dimensional witch?
(Misty from Pokemon shows up)
Misty: Dimensional witch?
Mokana: HOLY CRAP! IT'S A THAT SCARY WITCH PERSON WHO WORKS FOR FEI WONG REED!
Misty: who? where?
Mokana: You, stupid!
Misty: me? no no no, I"m Misty, Ash's partner!
Monkana: Ooooooo! Mokana understand!
Misty: Uhh... why are you guys so tall? You guys are like twice my height.
Kurogane: Maybe you guys are just short.
Fai: Kuro-doggy, don't be mean to our new friends. We are tall because CLAMP drew us tall.
Kurogane: I'm serious. If he calls me Kuro-doggy one more time...
Fai: Did you say anything Kuro-doggy?
Kurogane:...
Syaoran: Umm... do you have one of Sakura's feathers?
Ash: Sakura's feathers?
Misty: What is that? And what's a sakura?
Sakura: I'm Sakura. It means a cherry blossom.
Misty: Ooooo, that's sooo cool!
Sakura: Thanks, have you seen any of my feathers?
Misty: I dont' think so, I don't even know what they look like.
Sakura: oh...
Syaoran: Ok, then lets head out then.
Fai: Right.
(Brock enters)
Brock: OOOOOO-MY GOODNESS! WHO IS THIS DASHING SUPER SKINNY AND SUPER TALL GORGEOUS WOMEN WHO STANDS RIGHT BEFORE ME?
Sakura: Umm.. I'm Sakura.
Brock: SAKURA? WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME FIT FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIRL! YOU MUST BECOME MY MATE! WE WILL HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN! OUR CHILDREN CAN ACTUALLY HAVE EYES!
Sakura: uhhh...
Syaoran: who is this guy? he has no eyes! dang it, he has lines for eyes.(he is thinking this)
Fai: Sorry mister. Sakura already has a special person already.
Brock: WHAT? Why does all the hot chicks always get taken away? wait, maybe Nurse Jenny will give me a date! NURSE JENNY!
(Brock runs toward the pokemon center)
Sakura: A special person?
Fai: yes, of course you have one!
Sakura: who is the pers-
Syaoran: Should we leave yet?
Sakura: Hmm... can we just stay here for a little bit longer? I wanna look at all those yellow things that look like Mokana!
Fai: Sure, Sakura.
(Sakura runs off and then trips over a cat with a yellow coin on its head)
Meowth: Watch where you're going, stupid!
Sakura: ow, sorry.
Syaoran: Are you alright, Sakura?
Sakura: Yeah, I think I'm fine.
Jessie: oooo! James, new people! we gotta do our catch phrase!
James: Alright!
Jessie: To protect the world from-
Misty: Guys, we already heard you guys say this in every Pokemon episode. We get it.
Fai: Who are these people?
Kurogane: Gay people.
Ash: This is Jessie and James and Meowth.
Mokana: Who's Meowth?
Ash: He's the cat.
Mokana: oooo, Mokana get it.
Misty: They always try to steal pikachu.
Pikachu: pika, pika.
Sakura: They steal Pokemons?
Misty: Yeah, let's go STARYU!
(Misty throws out Staryu)
Staryu: Hack! (It's suppose to be the call that Staryu makes)
Misty: Use water gun!
Fai and Kurogane: water gun?
(Staryu shoots out a gun of water!)
Team Rocket: GAAAAA! DANG YOU POKEMON PEOPLE!
(team rocket fly into the sky and disappears with the "ding" noise)
Misty: Yeah, it gets old.
Ash: So, you guys are going to go?
Syaoran: yeah. yeah, we are.
Ash: Can you guys have a battle with my pokemon first?
Syaoran: Uh.. sure, how do you do that?
Ash: you just fight.
Syaoran: fight?
Sakura: Do the pokemon get hurt?
Ash: Well, yeah.. but you can always heal them to the MAX at the pokemon center. so no worries.
Sakura: oooo, ok.
Kurogane: Can I fight?
Ash: Sure! Let's see how this goes!
Fai: Be careful Kurogane, you might get hurt by these adorable creatures!
Kurogane: yeah right.
(Kurogane and Ash step on the Pokemon Field. Ash throws in Pikachu.)
Ash: Alright! Pikachu, use tackle!
(kurogane runs up to pickachu and cuts it in half.)
Ash: WHAT THE $#!
Misty: LOG! LOG! I NEED A LOG! (and yes, she is thinking of the tree, log.)
Sakura: KUROGANE! YOU JUST CUT PIKACHU IN HALF! IN HALF!
Syaoran: Jeez. Mokana, let's go NOW!
Mokana: Mokana know!
(Mokana spreads its wings and the CLAMP team fanishes.)
Pikachu: Pika... pika... pee...(Pikachu is really saying: "Don't eat me when I die.")
Ash: PIKACHU! NOOOOOOOO!
Kurogane: heh heh heh.
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-Super Ninja Asian-Chan