AN: Let me be known as the first person to have written a Naruto and SVTFOF crossover!
DISCLAIMER: Who in their right minds read the disclaimer, but I'll do it anyway, come closer... closer...too close!
I don't own a show, any show, especially not Naruto or Star Vs the Forces Of Evil.
On with the story!
Marco was waiting in line for his ice cream, just two more people and he'd be able to bite into the frozen goodness.
A banner caught his attention, "Annual arrival of the Goby fish celebration!"
"Hurry UP! Marco!" Star bounced up and down, "I am STARVING!" A hand grabbed hold of Star's head to stop her bouncing, "You really should have just eaten a decent meal princess."
Star stared at Naruto, "You can't expect me to eat your horrible cooking ALL the time."
Naruto furrowed his brows, "Hey... my cooking isn't that bad..."
Marco looked at him, "Really?... from what I remember, you can't cook anything other than those noodles."
Naruto crossed his arms, "From what I remember, you can barely say HI to Jackie Lynn."
Star bit into her ice cream, "Ohh! He got you there Marco..."
The three of them started walking, "Hey, what were we looking for again?"
Naruto sighed, "You shouldn't forget things so easily princess, it's what got you into this mess in the first place remember?"
Star snapped her finger, "OH! Right...The Omnipire." Marco raised his eyebrow,
"The Omni-what?"
Star started shaking Marco, "Haven't you been paying attention Marco?"
Marco took her hands off him, "In case you forgot Star, I was in the middle of my karate practice...and then you came and asked if I could find you an ice cream stand."
Naruto kept walking, "An Omnipire is a plant Marco, and it likes to eat other plants..."
"Well, it's not like it'll hurt anybody."
Star shook her head, "Tsk Tsk, poor naive Marco, an Omnipire gets bigger when it eats other plants-"
Naruto stopped them, he looked at the direction of a nearby forest, "When an Omnipire gets big enough, it starts eating meat for nutrients, that includes people."
A flock of birds flew out of the forest, "Looks like it's my lucky day, I haven't had a good warm-up in days!"
Naruto smiled as a giant emerged from the forest, it was made up of leaves and bark, and had sharp teeth made of giant thorns.
Star watched as the giant blocked the sun, "That thing is bigger than a fully grown dragon!"
Marco scratched his head, "I don't think my karate is gonna be of any help here."
Naruto made a hand sign and which covered him in smoke, when the smoke died down, he was in a red cloak with black flames at the bottom, "Leave this to me!"
And like that, he vanished, a second later and the giant was already falling on it's back.
"Hey! You promised that you'd teach me that!"
Naruto landed on the giant's belly, "This really isn't the best TIME princess!"
He had to jump again, because massive thorns had popped out of the monster's belly.
As soon as Naruto jumped, Star saw her chance to help.
"SUPER AWESOME LIGHTNING ATTACK!" Star waved her wand and lightning struck the monster, setting it on fire.
"Dammit! NOW how am I suppose to get near it!?" Naruto stomped his feet on the ground.
"Sorry!" It didn't take long for the monster to get back up, it soon noticed Naruto and charged towards him.
Naruto stared at the incoming monster, it was heading straight for him, "Actually princess..." He smirked, "We're cool."
He blew out of a ring he made with his fingers, the air suddenly gained momentum and force, then it hit the burning monster, it's flames becoming bigger and bigger, until eventually, the char-coaled figure of the monster stopped dead just a feet away from his face.
"Oh my GOD! You were so awesome!"
Naruto made his cloak disappear in a cloud of smoke, "Well, I AM the greatest warrior of Mewnie."
Star lightly punched Naruto's shoulder, "Don't listen to him Marco, Mewnie's best warrior is Mina Loveberry, she's the greatest warrior to ever LIVE."
Naruto shook his head, "You just haven't met her princess, she hasn't just lost her marbles, she did't even have them to begin with."
Marco looked at his phone, "I really have to get back to training."
"Well, I'll just finish up here..."
Star grabbed Naruto's arm, "Oh come on! That thing's not going anywhere!"
Naruto stared at her, "You just want me to pay for more ice cream don't you?"
"What else are you good for?"
Naruto looked back at the dark remain of the monster, and the only sound that came was from a nearby waterfall "Well, I guess I can clean this up later."
As the three of them walked away, the char-coaled remain of the giant cracked and suddenly crumbled to pieces.
(A few hours later)
The sun had just set almost ten minutes ago and Star wanted to see it again, "Come on Naruto! Do it!"
"Sigh...fine, get on."
Star clapped her hands, "Yay!" Then she jumped onto his outstretched arm.
"Hold on princess!...oh wait, I meant don't hold on...but still prepare yourse-" "COME ON!" "-Okay!"
Naruto threw her up, and she got high, "What was I suppose to do at this point again?" Her hair suddenly got wet, "Oh, right! I was suppose to close my eyes..."
She had just gone higher than the clouds and she could now see the sun again, "Ahh... the satisfaction of being able to see the sun set four times a day."
She suddenly started falling, her body started gaining a lot of speed in a moment, but then there was a familiar sound of the sound barrier being broken.
"Were you satisfied princess?"
Star nodded her head and she was grabbed in mid-air, "Catch!" Naruto threw her to one of his clones in the air and that clone did the same, this process repeated for about half a minute until all her velocity was reduced.
Marco was standing next to where they landed, "It's impossible how strong you can be sometimes Naruto."
Naruto shrugged, "It's just how I was made, anyways, are the chips ready?"
"Ha! Ready?...My chips are PERFECT!"
A portal suddenly opened, "Naruto of the East! I have come to defeat you!"
"Not now Lee!" Naruto went into the house.
"But! ... But we are eternal rivals! And there was one other thing!"
Marco tapped Star's shoulder, "Um, who is that?"
"Oh Lee? He's Naruto's eternal rival..." Lee started doing push-ups on the lawn, "Don't worry, he's harmless." "YOOOOUTH!"
After watching a movie and eating the chips, Naruto decided to go outside and look at the stars, "Hold on! My eternal RIVAL!" "Dammit!"
Naruto started running, in just a few seconds he started breaking the sound barrier, "Why are you ignoring me!?"
Lee was going just as fast as him, but he was doing it on his hands, "You are absolutely INSANE Lee!"
The two stopped in front of a river when the ground suddenly shook, "Did the PLANET just shake!?"
Naruto shook his head, "No, and I think I know what that was..."
The monster he had beaten a few hours ago wasn't dead, it somehow got into a large lake with a whole lot of fish, and now it was bigger than before.
Naruto noticed the traffic close-by, "I can't fight this thing with people so close..."
Naruto picked up a boulder and threw it on the giant's head, the beast roared and started charging after him again, "That's right, keep following me ugly!"
Lee simply followed him, confused about the situation.
(Back at Marco's house)
Star kicked Marco's door open, "MARCO!" "WHAT!?"
"Naruto's fighting the monster again!"
"Wait, didn't he kill that thing?"
"I know right? Anyway, I don't know how to get to the river!"
When Star and Marco got to the river, there was no monster, but there were giant footprints, "Follow the PRINTS!"
They soon found the giant monster being led to the edge of the town by Naruto.
"NARUTO! HEY! NARUTO! OVER HERE!" Naruto deadpanned at Star for attracting the monster's attention.
The giant started charging towards Marco and Star, "I can take you!" "No you can't Star!" Marco pulled her away and started running in the opposite direction.
"Wait! Marco, we need to help-"
There was a loud booming sound as the monster fell, "Never mind."
Naruto jumped up again and made a hand sign, a hundred clones rained down on the monster, they were immediately impaled and disappeared, Naruto seeing this decided to make a thousand more.
The road they were on was filled with the blond, "How many clones can your bodyguard make!?"
"All the numbers."
The clones released blades of wind that started cutting the giant. But the beast wouldn't give up so easily, it started shooting out large thorns from it's back causing the army of clones to drop like flies.
A large thorn got really close to hitting Star and Marco, but it was stopped by Naruto, Lee kicked another thorn heading their way, "Why don't you use any of your stronger attacks Naruto?"
"The Princess is right here Lee, I can't do any strong attacks at the moment."
"Then please let me handle it!"
Marco watched as Lee just stood there and waited for the giant to regenerate, "Is he gonna be alright?"
"Don't let the spandex fool you, Bushybrow's tougher than he looks."
Once the monster was fully healed, Lee moved one of his legs back and jumped at the goliath, "LEAF HURRICANE!" with one kick, the monster was reduced to tiny shreds.
Marco's mouth hung open, "Did he just-?" Naruto nodded.
Star rubbed her eyes, then she turned to Naruto, "Why didn't you do that?"
"Lee has better control of his body." "What does that even mean!?"
Lee walked towards what remained of the giant and picked up what seemed to be a tiny plant with a moving mouth, then he walked back to the gang.
"You see princess, Naruto has incredible power within him, when you see him fight, he is only using the power leaking out of his body..."
"What? Then why doesn't he use any of the power inside?"
"If he were to use his power, then the landscape would be devastated, and nothing would grow for millions of years."
"So it's like having only two settings?"
Naruto ruffled her hair, "Pretty much."
Star yawned, "I think it's time for the princess to go to bed." "No! I don't wanna...*yawn*... I want a ride."
"Come on, I'll carry you." After getting Star on his back, Naruto turned to Lee, "I'm guessing that you came here to talk about something?"
"The Akatsuki are back."
Hiddenray's note: And that's where I'll end it today, I know what happens when the first chapter gets too long, if I update, then I'll try to make every other chapter at least more than 2k words long...Let me know what you think or if you want to suggest anything in the reviews.(READING THIS COMPELS YOU TO REVIEW!)