Chapter 1
One night Will comes downstairs in just his boxers for a glass of water and is in the kitchen getting himself some water when there is a knock on the door so he goes over to answer it and opens the door.
''Hello young man.'' Emily says
''um hi.'' he says sounding tiredly wiping the sleep out of his eyes
''who are you?'' Emily asks him
''um Will Schuster Lorelai's boyfriend who are you?'' he asks her
''Emily Gilmore her mother.'' Emily tells him
''oh...oh um come on in.'' he says and lets her in
''young man could you possibly get some pants and a shirt on?'' Emily asks him
''uh well no not at the moment since they are upstairs.'' he tells her
''young man where is my daughter?'' Emily asks him
''she is upstairs sleeping.'' he tells her
''what are you doing here it's like 9oclock at night and late?'' he asks her
''I was just about to go back upstairs and go back to bed.'' he tells her
''I'm not gonna be the one that sits at home alone in the dark like an Italian widow. If he can go out, then I can go out, so I went out.
''Well, good for you.'' Will tells her with not a care in the world
''I figured I'd have dinner. I already had dinner. But if Richard's having two dinners, then I can have two dinners, so I went to a place I used to eat at when I was in college. And do you know what I found? It's a 'Lube-And-Tune' with an X-rated T-shirt store next door.'' she tells him
''ahh geeze'' Will says uncomfortbly and rubs his face listening to her uncomfortably
''listen Emily,this is silly. Why don't you just go home?'' he asks her
''I'm not gonna be the first one back.'' she tells him
''Well, how long are you gonna drive around?'' he asks
''Until I'm sure your my husband comes home. Let him worry about where I was all night.'' she says
''ugh!'' Will groans again in tiredness rubbing his face
''I'll be right back.'' he tells her and goes upstairs and puts his hand on Lorelai's shoulder and shakes her awake
''Lore.'' he says
''mmm Will stoppit sleeping!'' she hits his hand away and puts her pillow over her head
''your mother is here.'' he tells her
Lorelai ignores him then sits up ''she's what?'' Lorelai questions him
''your mother is here.'' he tells her again
''she's here and you went downstairs like that?'' she asks him
''well I wasn't really expecting anyone to show up!'' he tells her
''ugh put some pants on at least.'' she tells him
''now why in god's name is my mother here?'' she asks him
''I don't know I wasn't really listening I guess just something about your father is out so why can't she be out.'' he tells her
''ugh!'' she says and throws on some sweats and a teeshirt and goes downstairs