Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High Host Club or the Characters that belong to it.
Chapter 1: What did I Walk Into?!
"Spencer Gregory?" Yep, that's me but instead of answering I just do a small wave. The teacher looks at me before motioning me to get up.
"Would you like to say something about yourself?" The teacher suggests but I know that if I wanted to not get on her bad side I had to say yes.
Not really… Came the thought before I had squashed it. I then sigh and stand up. Since I am in the back everyone had to look over at me. I look at the class boredly and say, "My name is Spencer Gregory but please call me whatever you want. I got here because of my grades and not because of having rich parents, which I do not have." No one would have understood the double meaning behind my words but I didn't care. My hair cut short like a boy and a pretty dark red color. My dark chocolate brown eyes met those of a girl's brown eyes who was closer to the front, but oddly enough she dressed as a guy. I on the other hand had a hoodie on that was a bit big and blue jean pants. I did not want to wear that stupid yellow frilly dress.
I sat back down and bluntly ignored the teacher as she asked other questions. I then heard a twin close to the brown eyed girl say, "Hey Haruhi, so the new kid is smart like you?" Haruhi then looked at the twin with a 'duh' look. He just shrugged and looked away.
I listen to the teacher start to give the lesson but tuned out as I looked outside. Suddenly the bell rings and I look around to see people getting up. I quickly follow suit and practically run to get my lunch.
I go to an abandoned music room which was music room three since no one was there I ate my lunch and decided to come back later after school to study.
After School:
I don't take my time at all and rush to the music room and when I open it I find seven boys all saying welcome. The blonde one in the chair steps forward and takes my hand he says,
"Wow you are the newest smart student in the same class as Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi, right?" He points to the people he says I look at them for a second taking my hand stealth fully away from him. I raise an eyebrow and nod before holding out a hand and saying,
"My name's Spencer Gregory."
"So Spencer since you are at the host club that means I know two things." Cue other eye brow to rise before I ask,
"Oh wise one, tell me what do you know?" I hold back a laugh as he looks caught off guard by my asking.
"You are as the Americans call it gay? And you are very smart." I give him an amused look before giving the rest of the group behind him an 'Is he serious look?' But they look away and that is answer enough.
I sigh and start backing away saying,
"Well nice me-"I say before Tamaki interrupts me by saying,
"So Spencer what do you like Haruhi Fujioka, the natural type?" He points to the girl dressed as a boy.
"The devil types Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin?" He points to the twins before pointing to a tall guy with a smaller boy on his shoulder.
"Would you rather have the loli-shota type like Honey or the wild type like Mori?" He then points to a guy typing on a computer.
"Or Kyoya Ootori he is the cool type by the way or would you rather have me, Tamaki Suoh The prince type?" He points to himself before stepping into my comfort zone. I fall back accidentally hitting the table knocking it over as well as shattering a blue and white tea set.
"I'm sorry! I'll pay for it! Promise!" I say dropping onto my knees and picking up the pieces before hearing a cold calculating voice say,
"With what money? On my computer it says you don't have money barely enough for you to rent that apartment." I stare at Kyoya before asking in a terrified but serious voice,
"Are you a stalker or something? Jeeze! How do you even know that?!"
The silence was deafening because no one had ever spoken to Kyoya like that, not even complete strangers because of his cold and scary demeanor. Now this girl with broken glass at hand had just called him out. Tamaki gently but firmly places himself between the two and says,
"Since you can't pay with money, you'll have to pay with your body." Haruhi literally face palms herself and the Hitachiin twins say in unison,
"Idiot!" At the same time a very red me hits a very stupid Tamaki. Who then runs over to his depression corner to sulk. This time Kyoya gets in the middle and says,
"What he means is that you're going to be our dog. The boy lackey that runs errands for us."
I nod and say,
"'Kay, I'm starting tomorrow."
I walk out the door. Irritated at the club that I didn't even know what its name was. I only knew that their president was an idiot, there is a cross dresser, and the vice president is a stalker.
When I get home I grab a chocolate bar and say what my mom used to say,
"Chocolate makes everything better."