My first YYH fic, but not my first YGO fic. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or anything used.
He looked over the city one last time, double checking to see if he missed anything. Though he just got there, he had to have his final gaze over the city. So many mortals, not enough rights. Just one their stupid games. They'll all fall, one after another, soon enough.
CHAPTER 1
The bell rang. Yugi put the assembled pieces of his new puzzle into his backpack and got up, going to wake Jounouchi. Kaiba put his book away into his giant metallic briefcase. Why did teachers let him bring in a metal briefcase when everyone else was stuck with backpacks or leather cases? Were they getting paid off so he could bring in a potential weapon? Anyways, Yugi stopped next to Jounouchi's desk, poking him with his finger.
"Come on, Jounouchi! You have to wake up! If you don't you'll be locked in the school again!" Yugi said. That kid wouldn't like to lie to his friend, but he wouldn't like to spend the rest of the day without him. "You'll be trapped in the school being forced to learn for a month if you don't wake up!" Jounouchi immediately rose his head.
"Oh, thanks for the warning there, Yug. Honda, help me up, I think my legs are still asleep." Jounouchi said, half-asleep.
"I don't think that's all that's asleep. You're already standing!" I said.
"Yeah, alright! Now we can get home and away from this scho-" He started, but collapsed, asleep. This was typical of Jou. Anytime we'd have last period off, he'd always fall asleep. And Jou's the kinda guy who you don't want just waking up from fifty minutes of sleep. That's like three hours to him. Yugi's already trying to drag him out the door. Whata guy. He's got such a big heart.
"Honda, help me lift Jounouchi." Yugi said. Of course I'm going to help. No need to tell me. Just don't interrupt my train of thought. Otherwise I'll just get-
"Come on, Honda!" Yugi said. Didn't I just get done thinking not to inter-
"I'll go see if Anzu will help." Yugi! Wait. Ugh, now I've gotta lift him all by myself. I gotta stop thinking. I think it's bad for me... Gah! Let's go pick up Jou. Why am I talking to myself in the third-person?
So I started toward Jounouchi and prodded him with my foot.
"Get up you lazy sack of trash!" I yelled. He's not responding...
"I don't wanna go home..." Jou stumbled. Sleep talking. Great, now I'm stuck with someone in a dumb conversation!
"You have to!" I said, stepping on his fingers.
"But then Anzu will get mad at me..." Jou sleep-said. Man he's den- Huh?
"Why will Anzu be mad at you?" I asked. Perhaps I should try getting people to sleep more often. I may just learn something I'm actually going to use!
"'Cuz he'll make me drop my pants..." Jou spoke.
Now this is getting creepy. I decided to try to lift Jounouchi, but his flailing arms made it difficult. I decided to lean back against the wall. Then I saw it. And by it, I mean the biggest, horrified look on Anzu's face like you'd never believe... Maybe not, but it's still as big as Yugi's eyes, which seem to be extra large now. Why are their jaws dropped?
"Jounouchi, you sleeping JERK!" Anzu yelled, running off.
"Anzu, wait!" Yugi said, starting to go after her. He stopped mid-step and somehow got taller. And I think his sneakers changed into boots. He looked at me and winked, then ran off. Strange. I just got an idea.
"Wake up you fool!" I yelled, kicking him in the ribs. He groaned. Guess I'll have to carry him. But now his arms started up again. How am I supposed to- Oh no. I'd have to lift him from his... area if I want to carry him... What could possibly be there that I wouldn't have seen before? We have showered together. In the school locker room. That's when everybody started calling Yugi 'crotch turtle'. That day was the last day they said that after me and Jou were through with 'em.
I bent down to pick Jounouchi up. I... grabbed his area. It seems his fly is the only place I can get a good grip. But if it's just a pair of jeans, why is coming to life? Uh-oh. Jounouchi has a problem! Must grab it... Got it! Luckily Jounouchi still wears a belt! Time to grab his back and we're off! I reached for his coat tail, but my grip on it was loosening after I got him like a battering ram. My hand slipped onto his rear area and he suddenly came to life! "Huh...?" He asked. He must not know I'm holding him. Dillhole. Ah! Stop squirming! You-
"Honda!" Jounouchi yelled, looking back at me. "Why are you holding my Rocket Warrior!"
Man, he's furious... WHAT!? He named it?
"You named it?" I asked. "And don't yell at me, I'm just trying to carry you home!"
"You asswipe! I'll kill you!" He swung his right at me. I stepped back. He swung it at me again, and I stepped back again. But in mid-stride, he rose his knee into my gut! I hooked him with my left, he shot me with his right, I clubbed him in the gut, the teacher walks in! It looks like detention for a week!
"We're screwed." I said.
"Seems like I was already." Jou said with a snicker.
"It's a beautiful day outside and you're fighting in school?" the teacher asked, pointing to the window, indicating it's a good day.
"Uh... yes?" Jou asked.
"This calls for one thing!" the teacher yelled. Me and Jou looked at the window, then back at here, then each other. We nodded. "This oughta keep you brats out of trouble! De-"
We jumped out the window. Why leave it open if you don't want people jumping out? Maybe because nobody would be stupid enough to jump from four stories up.
"Oh my heavens!" she said, fainting.
The desk nearest the window must've moved up against it, because we practically stopped. Practically being that we're slowly loosing our grip on our new uniforms. I can see clearly into this room. It's the math room. And I think I just saw Anzu running by the door. Yep. It's her. She came back to open the window for us.
"Why are you guys hanging from your jackets? Isn't that your eighth one this week Honda?" she said.
"Gah! Can you just hold the window open so we can get in?" I asked. I'm thinking I've only got half an inch to go.
"After what Jounouchi said," she stated... "No! Sorry Honda, but that perv shouldn't be allowed to live!" She let go of the window. Seeing as Jou's holding on for dear life by my leg, I used my free one to keep the window pried open. And why did Yugi run when Anzu said that? But more importantly, why does my leg feel so much more lighter? My hand slipped from the jackets. My body bent backwards so far someone could call me assface and it would be true. I saw my best friend fall to his doom, headfirst. My leg being stuck in the window, I can't join him.
"Good bye, Katsuya Jounouchi." I whispered, pulling myself up by the leg through the now half open window.
Anzu had my badly injured ankle in one hand, and trying to prop the window open with the other. I pulled myself in, and collapsed into her chest. For the longest time, it seemed as if the only people left in the world was myself and Anzu. And the body below that belonged to my friend.
"Good bye, Katsuya Jounouchi." I whispered again into Anzu's bosom.
He now stands on top the school. Looking down at the closing window below an open one. A person falling to their doom. Something runs out from within. They look like one entity now, and half it's doom was nearly averted. Was it the work of him, it would be completed. In what seems like this peaceful city of Domino, a new terror awaits. The three piercing eyes now scan the city, looking for crimes to commit.
So what do you think? Review and tell me so I know if I did a good job or not. If not, Hiei will be furious!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or anything used.
He looked over the city one last time, double checking to see if he missed anything. Though he just got there, he had to have his final gaze over the city. So many mortals, not enough rights. Just one their stupid games. They'll all fall, one after another, soon enough.
CHAPTER 1
The bell rang. Yugi put the assembled pieces of his new puzzle into his backpack and got up, going to wake Jounouchi. Kaiba put his book away into his giant metallic briefcase. Why did teachers let him bring in a metal briefcase when everyone else was stuck with backpacks or leather cases? Were they getting paid off so he could bring in a potential weapon? Anyways, Yugi stopped next to Jounouchi's desk, poking him with his finger.
"Come on, Jounouchi! You have to wake up! If you don't you'll be locked in the school again!" Yugi said. That kid wouldn't like to lie to his friend, but he wouldn't like to spend the rest of the day without him. "You'll be trapped in the school being forced to learn for a month if you don't wake up!" Jounouchi immediately rose his head.
"Oh, thanks for the warning there, Yug. Honda, help me up, I think my legs are still asleep." Jounouchi said, half-asleep.
"I don't think that's all that's asleep. You're already standing!" I said.
"Yeah, alright! Now we can get home and away from this scho-" He started, but collapsed, asleep. This was typical of Jou. Anytime we'd have last period off, he'd always fall asleep. And Jou's the kinda guy who you don't want just waking up from fifty minutes of sleep. That's like three hours to him. Yugi's already trying to drag him out the door. Whata guy. He's got such a big heart.
"Honda, help me lift Jounouchi." Yugi said. Of course I'm going to help. No need to tell me. Just don't interrupt my train of thought. Otherwise I'll just get-
"Come on, Honda!" Yugi said. Didn't I just get done thinking not to inter-
"I'll go see if Anzu will help." Yugi! Wait. Ugh, now I've gotta lift him all by myself. I gotta stop thinking. I think it's bad for me... Gah! Let's go pick up Jou. Why am I talking to myself in the third-person?
So I started toward Jounouchi and prodded him with my foot.
"Get up you lazy sack of trash!" I yelled. He's not responding...
"I don't wanna go home..." Jou stumbled. Sleep talking. Great, now I'm stuck with someone in a dumb conversation!
"You have to!" I said, stepping on his fingers.
"But then Anzu will get mad at me..." Jou sleep-said. Man he's den- Huh?
"Why will Anzu be mad at you?" I asked. Perhaps I should try getting people to sleep more often. I may just learn something I'm actually going to use!
"'Cuz he'll make me drop my pants..." Jou spoke.
Now this is getting creepy. I decided to try to lift Jounouchi, but his flailing arms made it difficult. I decided to lean back against the wall. Then I saw it. And by it, I mean the biggest, horrified look on Anzu's face like you'd never believe... Maybe not, but it's still as big as Yugi's eyes, which seem to be extra large now. Why are their jaws dropped?
"Jounouchi, you sleeping JERK!" Anzu yelled, running off.
"Anzu, wait!" Yugi said, starting to go after her. He stopped mid-step and somehow got taller. And I think his sneakers changed into boots. He looked at me and winked, then ran off. Strange. I just got an idea.
"Wake up you fool!" I yelled, kicking him in the ribs. He groaned. Guess I'll have to carry him. But now his arms started up again. How am I supposed to- Oh no. I'd have to lift him from his... area if I want to carry him... What could possibly be there that I wouldn't have seen before? We have showered together. In the school locker room. That's when everybody started calling Yugi 'crotch turtle'. That day was the last day they said that after me and Jou were through with 'em.
I bent down to pick Jounouchi up. I... grabbed his area. It seems his fly is the only place I can get a good grip. But if it's just a pair of jeans, why is coming to life? Uh-oh. Jounouchi has a problem! Must grab it... Got it! Luckily Jounouchi still wears a belt! Time to grab his back and we're off! I reached for his coat tail, but my grip on it was loosening after I got him like a battering ram. My hand slipped onto his rear area and he suddenly came to life! "Huh...?" He asked. He must not know I'm holding him. Dillhole. Ah! Stop squirming! You-
"Honda!" Jounouchi yelled, looking back at me. "Why are you holding my Rocket Warrior!"
Man, he's furious... WHAT!? He named it?
"You named it?" I asked. "And don't yell at me, I'm just trying to carry you home!"
"You asswipe! I'll kill you!" He swung his right at me. I stepped back. He swung it at me again, and I stepped back again. But in mid-stride, he rose his knee into my gut! I hooked him with my left, he shot me with his right, I clubbed him in the gut, the teacher walks in! It looks like detention for a week!
"We're screwed." I said.
"Seems like I was already." Jou said with a snicker.
"It's a beautiful day outside and you're fighting in school?" the teacher asked, pointing to the window, indicating it's a good day.
"Uh... yes?" Jou asked.
"This calls for one thing!" the teacher yelled. Me and Jou looked at the window, then back at here, then each other. We nodded. "This oughta keep you brats out of trouble! De-"
We jumped out the window. Why leave it open if you don't want people jumping out? Maybe because nobody would be stupid enough to jump from four stories up.
"Oh my heavens!" she said, fainting.
The desk nearest the window must've moved up against it, because we practically stopped. Practically being that we're slowly loosing our grip on our new uniforms. I can see clearly into this room. It's the math room. And I think I just saw Anzu running by the door. Yep. It's her. She came back to open the window for us.
"Why are you guys hanging from your jackets? Isn't that your eighth one this week Honda?" she said.
"Gah! Can you just hold the window open so we can get in?" I asked. I'm thinking I've only got half an inch to go.
"After what Jounouchi said," she stated... "No! Sorry Honda, but that perv shouldn't be allowed to live!" She let go of the window. Seeing as Jou's holding on for dear life by my leg, I used my free one to keep the window pried open. And why did Yugi run when Anzu said that? But more importantly, why does my leg feel so much more lighter? My hand slipped from the jackets. My body bent backwards so far someone could call me assface and it would be true. I saw my best friend fall to his doom, headfirst. My leg being stuck in the window, I can't join him.
"Good bye, Katsuya Jounouchi." I whispered, pulling myself up by the leg through the now half open window.
Anzu had my badly injured ankle in one hand, and trying to prop the window open with the other. I pulled myself in, and collapsed into her chest. For the longest time, it seemed as if the only people left in the world was myself and Anzu. And the body below that belonged to my friend.
"Good bye, Katsuya Jounouchi." I whispered again into Anzu's bosom.
He now stands on top the school. Looking down at the closing window below an open one. A person falling to their doom. Something runs out from within. They look like one entity now, and half it's doom was nearly averted. Was it the work of him, it would be completed. In what seems like this peaceful city of Domino, a new terror awaits. The three piercing eyes now scan the city, looking for crimes to commit.
So what do you think? Review and tell me so I know if I did a good job or not. If not, Hiei will be furious!