Johnny: -le poke- You don't own me... -evil laughter-
Maddie: And I don't own any of The Outsiders, now do I?
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Ponyboy: enters stage right When I stepped out into the bright... soonlit... fum... Dally, this makes no sense!
Camera zooms over to Dally, who is sitting in a directors chair with puffy pants. He is pledging his love to several girls, even though his heart is supposed to be cold, and he never lets any emotions show.
Dally: Curtis! Shut your fuckin' mouth and recite that!
Johnny: Dally, why are you wearing those gay pants?
Dally: Because they make me feel special.
Camera moves to Darry's dressing room.
Darry: I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gaaayyyy
Soda: Holy shit.
Director: Now guys, we have to get going... and get Maddie to stop acting like this is a screen play and start typing like normal people talk.
Maddie: has somehow popped up Shut up, if I wasn't being controlled by Cartman, I'd bitch slap you.
Director: Stares as Maddie vanishes That right there... that was fucked up.
Steve: Deah god almighteh...
Johnny: Steve, why are you talking like that?
Steve: I's don't rightleh know.
Two-Bit: We's just picked up ouh talkin' lak a...
Ponyboy: Not again...
Director: Snaps fingers and magically gets everyone's attention. Now, I've decided to stick you all in a Victorian house with no electricity.
Two-Bit: is sobbing No Micky Mouse!
Soda: Is patting Two-Bit's back with tears in his eyes Be strong buddy, be strong...
Johnny: Is shocked Are we going to have to--
Director: nods Yes, you'll have to dress like they did back then.
Everyone but the director: OH DEAR GOD!
Steve: We's NOT dressen' lak that.
Two-Bit: I's agreh, these clothes ain't southern enough.
Ponyboy: ARGH! YOU TWO SHUT UP NOW!
Director: Okay now, let's get to it!
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Next chapter will have regular dialog and stuff.
Johnny: Oh thank the lord!
Two-Bit: And thank you buiscuts! -is hugging biscuts-
Maddie: Two-Bit, shut up.