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Narrating
"talking"
Bird brain
Ed and Al were walking home from school, Al with a thoughtful look.
"I feel sorry for crows..." he said staring at the dark, circling shapes overhead.
"Oh...why?" Ed asked shocked out of a daze.
"Scarecrows." Al answered slowly facing his brother.
"That was lame Al.." Ed sighed.
"No, think about it," Al pressed
"Your a crow,
he said, voice fading in the background as the screen changed to show two crows looking for food.
A loud gurgling came noise from crow #1
"Damn it Al! I can't concentrate with that racket!" shouted crow #2 (who was smaller and had a feather sticking up on his head)
"Sorry brother..."
after days of searching you come across a corn field,
"Look Al! A field!" said crow Ed.
"I dunno Ed..there's someone down there.."
"Its just a scarecrow Al, don't be such a baby."
so they land and start poking around, its spring, so there's not much growing..
After a few minutes
"Ed, its staring at us.." Al said facing the scarecrow.
"...Ya it is getting kinda creepy.." he said looking up from a sprout.
Scarecrow: ….#stares#
"Fine" Ed said starting to walk "Why don't we go behind it?"
"Thanks brother..." Al said gratefully following
just then, the wind picks up and turns the dummy.
After a while Al looked up to check that he wasn't being 'stared at' anymore.
He stared and started to shake.
"B-brother..."
"ITS NOT EVEN FACEING US ANYMORE!" Ed wings flapping.
Then he caught sight of the dummy and did a dubble-take.
"..."
"...Ok, lets go back around." Ed said making his way back, eyeing the scarecrow cautiously.
"Ya." said Al rushing past and refusing to look.
But after they got there a strong gust of wind came and the dummy turned with a scowl.
"AHHHH!" they both screamed taking off. "Holly crap its alive!" Ed yelled.
...and that is why I feel sorry for crows." Al finished.
"Al that's the stupidest thing I ever-" They stopped and stared.
To the right was a field..and in it,
a scarecrow.
Al: o.o...
Ed:o.o...
"So lets go get that stew ok?!" Ed shouted running off.
"Hey, wait for me!" Al followed
The scarecrow turned.
AN: Really early Halloween fic. Not sure how I did with my first kinda-scary one, I usually do comedy.
+ Sorry this took so long, hard to get internet here.
But I wrote some more stories, and I'll try to put the next one up next Wednesday.
Review?