1. Aaron Hotchner can tatse lies
2. There is no CTRL button on Aaron Hotchner's computer because Aaron Hotchner is always in control.
3. Aaron Hotchner crossed the road, no one questioned his motives
Hotchner is the reason why we can't find Waldo
Hotchner once played Russian Roulette witha fully loaded gun, and won
6. Aaron Hotchner can touch MC Hammer
7. Someone once made a Aaron Hotchner toilet paper, problem is Hotch doesn't take sh!t from anyone
8. Aaron Hotchner can read Lady Gaga's poker face, but no one can read his.
9. Aaron Hotchner Sleeps with a pillow under his gun
10. Aaron Hotchner brought sexy back not Justin Timberlake
Thought you guys might like that :)