A Day With The Cullen's
This story is dedicated to Rosalie hale ( Shauna .T.)my bud/sister/cousin/person/dude/yeah you get it.
This story is set in the Cullens house in forks, Washington. There in the living room and are all annoyed.
Renesmee wants to go out with Jacob.
Rosalie is doing her make-up and is getting SMUDGEYS yes people the worst thing every smudged black eye liner and no one will say shes pretty AND SHES VERY PISSED.
Bella is doing her nails and sick of everyone.
Alice wants spikey hair.
Jasper wants half of Renesmee.
Jacob is phasing.
So lets begin.
Renesmee : Dad I'm going out with Jacob
Edward : No Renesmee not after what happened the last time
Renesmee : Oh so buying someone dinner is against the law
Edward : Yep
Alice : FRICKEN HAIR SPKIE DAMN YOU
Bella : my FRICKEN nails K
Jacob : I swear Edward im going to phase
Edward : oh I'm so scared PLEASEE don't pull out your plastic ears
Bella : Ohh Jacob can I scratch you
Alice : scalds herself in the face with straightner
Alice : OHH IF I WASENT FROZEN I SWEAR THIS WOULD BE DEAD
Edward : laughs at bella's dirty thought's
Renesmee : Dad please nothing is going to happen
Edward looks at Alice and asks her to look forward
Alice : go's over to Renesmee smiling with her pixie face and says
Alice : " YOU DIRTY LITTLE CUNT"
Renesmee : "what"
Alice : BUYING DINNER ISNT AGAINAST THE LAW BUT THAT FRIKEN IS
Disgusted Alice goes over and hit Jacob a slap. Then goes back to straighting
Jacob : Oh that's it I'm phasing
Jacob starts shaking, and from his back pocket picks up a pair of plastic wolf ears and sticks on a stick on tail
Jacob : YOUR ALL SCARED NOW GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Alice : FRIKEN SPIKE
Rosalie : say I'm pretty
Edward : laughing again " no Bella tonight
Bella : BUT I WANT IT NOW
Rosalie : HMM people…. Pretty
A long space of time
Rosalie : OHHH I'm so pulling out the curler bitches
Rosalie continues to curl hair:)
Jacob: grrrrr
Renesmee : for the love of god we wont do anything
Alice see's into furture
Alice : LIAR !!!
Edward : Bella stop.
Bella : Jeeze. Do you always need a pool ? Or Joe Jonas
Edward : Shut Up . L
Jacob: Grrr
Rosalie : BITCHES SAY IM PRETTY
Renesmee : Dad ?
Edward : What
Renesmee : There's someone outside
Aro from the volturui walks in and sits down
Rosalie IF I COULD CRY YIZ WOULD BE DROWING IN MY DIMOND TEARS
Bella : Rose ?
Rosalie : yes ?
Bella : SHUT THE HELL UP
Rosalie destroys the curling iron and looks over at Aro
Rosalie : What the Frick are you doing here you GINGE
Aro : my dear sister, my hair is black
Rosalie : Ginge !
Edward dirty laughing again
Edward : That's true. I have a Joe Jonas poster and there's a lake
Alice : Aro. What in the name god are you doing here
Aro : my good sister-
Alice : leave "my sister" out of this please
Aro : Soz dude.
Alice : what !
Aro : I am here for everyone
Everyone passes a look
Edward laughs at Aro's gay thought
Aro: I want you to join --
Alice, Rosalie, Bella, Renesmee : WERE NOT JOINING THE GOD DANM VOLTURI BITCH
Edward laughs
Aro : No my brothers, sisters and dog
Aro : Will you add me on MSN no one will
Alice : lost in thought
Alice : sure sure no evilness sure
Edward : Sure
Rosalie : Am I pretty ?
Aro : hmmmm yes you are
Rosalie : Ill add you, talk to you, sleep with you and marry you if you say again
Aro : emmmmmm okkkkkkk
Jacob : PEOPLE GRRR
Bella and Edward suddenly run like a shot out of the room to the lake with a Joe Jonas poster.
Alice : SPIKE HAIR DANM YOU
Renesmee and Jacob suddenly rush to la push ( Haha that ryhms)
Rosalie stalkes Aro around looking for compliments
Aro leaves scared
Alice : WELL IM ALONE
Alice : Stupid spike
From a distance all you hear is
Rosalie : IM FRIKEN PRETTY DANM YOU
THE END