Dos Equis

Rating: R

Disclaimer: The characters belong to J.K. Rowling and I'm not making money off of any of this so don't sue me. The Quotes belong to a friend's mom, Mr. James Fulmair, A friend and ME!

Harry Potter challenge crap

-Harry Potter must say "You don't understand! I have diarrhea! I have to run to the bathroom every four minutes!"

-Someone must say "The fried cabbage patties worked in theory, OK?"

-Dobby must put tampons in his ears and run around screaming "Dos Equis!"

-The entire story must be overdramaticized hand gestures and lots of bad acting, kinda like a soap opera

-A repetitious flashing of curses causes Neville to go into epileptic seizures

-Everytime a challenge requirement is met, you must have a character randomly say the word "bing" and it must be a different character each time

-Colin Creevey must say "fuck" 8 times

-hERMIONE must say "HAHA YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN BY THE CURSE! THE PLAGUE OF THE KEYBOARD!"

-Winky must do a drunken striptease for the HORRIFIED HUFFLEPUFFS!

-Someone must say "mmmmmmm.... huuuumans...."

-Ginny must include "Trees are delicious" in a song that does not usually have those words in it.

Endnote: Opal Rain Dragon is also doing this challenge fic, go check hers out.