A/N: Hi this is a collection of one shots I've been thinking on for a while, all the possible what ifs related to the show. If you have suggestions let me know and I'll consider them. I wanted to have some more humor, all of these are gonna be crazy and funny, I hope. You know the drill R&R

Now, on to the crazy...

Pluto were laid-back...

-=d-b=-

Time gate

"I feel a disturbance on the timeline" then she stretched and yawned on the couch that she just bought and positioned conveniently in front of the gates, it was so good that she can open portals at will so she didn't have to pay somebody to help her move anything. She took her staff and opened the garnet orb and withdrew something from it as it sparkled then she grabbed the top of the staff to face it

"Death…" a purple energy ball started forming just in front of her. She lit something with it and breathed in sucking it all

"…Scream" as she exhaled the smoke the energy ball disappeared; she felt more relaxed, she used her staff to open a portal diagonal to her, suddenly Bob Marley fell on Pluto's couch

"Zup Bob, want some?"

"No worries planet woman, I got my own" Bob Marley just took out the biggest joint ever "but hey you got light?"

"Sure" she took her staff and helped the singer to lit his joint; they laughed and chilled for a while then ate some chips and laughed even more when they smoked a second batch

"I feel like having some brownies planet lady, want some?" Pluto smiled and nodded as the reggae singer pulled a tray out of nowhere

"This are soooo good Bob you've outdone yourself" she smiled with her now brownie covered teeth "this is sooo worth a disturbance on the timeline"

"Well…I try" they shared a big laugh when the time door opened slightly

"Puu…?"

"Shit, bye Bob" Pluto opened a portal under Bob Marley to teleport him back to his time "bye planet lady"

"Small lady what are you doing here?" Pluto hurriedly drank from a water bottle she had on her coffee table

Ok be cool; pretend you are not as high as a kite…

Pluto couldn't contain her laughter

"Puu what's wrong? What's so funny? Why are your eyes so red?"

"My eyes are red remember? Anyways…" Pluto blurted out giggling "I feel a disturbance on the timeline I'm going to fix it" she took her staff and with a pop sound she disappeared leaving a very confused Chibiusa behind

She landed on the Marine Cathedral just on top of her old self

"What the…hell?" future Pluto stood up laughing

"You are me, what are you doing here?" past Pluto gasped "That's ta…"

"Yeah, yeah boo…taboo" future Pluto interrupted giggling "go to my time I need to fix err…the disturbance here" she opened a portal for past Pluto to enter "and babysit Chibiusa, you know you like it" before past Pluto could respond, future Pluto closed the portal. As soon as she did a shot was fired on the hallway

"Wow nice colors" she saw when Eudial shot Neptune revealing her Aqua Mirror "that gotta hurt, thanks to my staff I got my talisman out with no pain" Pluto giggled even more "bummer man poor Neptune I should have help them but…oh well" in that very moment, Usagi came to the rescue so Pluto hid deeply in the shadows so they couldn't see her

As Sailor Moon struggled for Eudial's gun with Uranus, Pluto pulled out a happy brownie out of nowhere and started chewing it slowly "one could think that Haruka's talisman would come out of her…anus" Pluto giggled as Uranus' Space Sword appeared, then the rest of the sailor team came to the rescue "too late losers, hey where's this music coming from?" randomly Sailor Moon's opening song for piano started to play and Uranus tells the sailor team about the Messiah and…dies "Always the drama queen Uranus" Pluto rolled her eyes as she bit another brownie

After Usagi's Nooooooo scream she transforms into Sailor Moon "Man, how the inners can deal with that…?" Pluto pointed at the still-twirling teenager "it takes her FOREVER to transform no wonder I always come late to fight" when Sailor Moon finally transformed Eudial attacked them with her Fire Buster II

"Damn Eudial is da bitch" Pluto just stared chewing on her third happy brownie and saw how Mercury attacked the ring of fire "Come on Mercury you are no Neptune, your attacks suck" as the attack was ineffective and the fire ring grew Pluto laughed at Mercury who couldn't hear her "well at least she didn't threw bubbles or fog or whatever stupid attack she has"

As Mars attacked Pluto mocked the raven haired senshi "Oh look at me I'm Mars and I'm stupid enough to shot fire to…fire"

Then she opened the secret compartment on her garnet orb and lit another joint "Damn this people are so dumb sometimes thanks God I gave the Luna P to Chibiusa"

As her garnet orb started ringing she paid attention "It's Showtime" Pluto opened a portal and appeared behind Eudial, blasted her with a death scream which is not a good combination with flammables and both exploded, the Holy Grail never appear and everybody was obliterated by mistress 9 and Pharaoh 90 the future disappeared and past Pluto remained alone on the time gates

"Fuck…me" past Pluto cursed herself as she went to the past, blasted everything, awakened Sailor Saturn and set everything back to normal

A/N: Thanks for reading, now review if you want more...