THIS IS THE FINAL HOUR
EXT. GOTHIC-ISH CASTLE
MU: Seiya, have I ever lied to you?
SEIYA: You mean, in the last ten seconds?
OLD FOES ARE REUNITED
EXT. STAIRWAY
SHURA: Hey Saga, I think we just totally disproved your silly physicalism! THE MIND STILL EXISTS AFTER THE BODY PERISHES!
SAGA: But it IS DEPENDENT on it!
NEVER MORE DANGEROUS
Montages of IDENTICAL BLACK-CLOAKS floating around are shown.
EXT. CANCER TEMPLE
SEIYA: Huzahhhhhhhhh! We are Athena's warriors – Saints!
SPECTER LEADER: Oh, like that means something.
SPECTER LEADER hits SEIYA and roars!
WITH LOVE, COMES DANGER
INT. SOME ORANGE BED ROOM
JUNE and SEIYA are seriously making out. It's steamy, it's private, and it's shot in extreme close-ups.
JUNE: (suddenly jumps away from Seiya while yanking up the sheets) Wait, are we supposed to have sex in this series?
SEIYA: (shrugging) I don't know. The convention is that the trailer shows scenes of the protagonist doing it with random females, regardless of whether this actually happens.
WITH DEATH, COMES REVIVAL
AIOLOS materializes from the ground; an aura of death swirls around him.
WITH UNIMPORTANT PEOPLE, COMES SACRIFICE
FLASH CUT TO:
EXT. TAURUS TEMPLE
ALDEBARAN is seriously considering adopting the ORPHAN GIRL that adores him; suddenly, he is hit from behind and DIES.
ALDEBARAN: (screams before he falls) OH, YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!
WITH REUNION, COMES DESTRUCTION
INT. VIRGO TEMPLE
DISABLED EX-GOLD SAINTS and HEALTHY GOLD SAINTS are killing each other, equally matched.
SHURA: Die, most incompetent healthy people ever!
INT. SOME DARK ROOM
The camera pans over a small figure then it is cut to DEPRESSING IMAGERIES, including a series of DESTROYED ZODIAC TEMPLES, a DESERTED FIVE PEAK POST, a GOTHIC-ISH CASTLE, and a glimpse of HELL.
KIKI (V. O.): (creepily singing) Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
FLASH CUT TO:
INT. LEO TEMPLE - EXTREME CLOSE-UP TO AIOLIA'S DARKENED FACE
AIOLIA: You're alive!
He is then BEAT UP BY A DISGUSTING BLOB.
THIS SUMMER
MONTAGES OF RANDOM EXPLOSIONS are shown.
FROM THE CREATORS OF SAINT SEIYA: PROMISED LAND AND SAINT SEIYA: REEF HUGGER
THE FINAL ACT OF SAINT SEIYA
MONTAGES OF SEIYA BEING THROWN AROUND are shown.
MYSTERIES
EXT. TOKYO FORD
SHUN: Don't provoke me. Your primitive Dionysian Impulse is no match for my pacifist ideals, which are further fueled by my superior intellect!
UNDEAD SILVER SAINTS: What?
SHUN: Pi to 26 decimal places is 3.14159265358979323846264338!
UNDEAD SILVER SAINTS beat the crap out of him.
UNDEAD SILVER SAINTS: Idiot! Pi can't save Athena! NOTHING CAN!
BETRAYAL
EXT. ARIES TEMPLE
Someone shatters MU'S CRYSTAL WALL.
MU: (gasps) Oh my god, you were such a lousy teacher!
REDEMPTION
INT. ATHENA'S PLACE
MILO: Are you ready to die and have your organs harvested?
KANON: I…I will not fall. You can kill me now, Milo, because I totally don't plan on dying on Athena now!
SAINT SEIYA: SATAN, CHAPTER – WRETCHES AND FREAKS
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