The Ninja Land Adventure-Act 1
By: Raichu
Rated G for slapstick humor and action
Disclaimer: This story takes place in the first Snowboard Kids game, not
Snowboard Kids 2. That's why Wendy and Damien aren't included in it.
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It was 6:00 a.m. and all the Kids were fast asleep, dreaming away
before the big event that day. It was a Saturday, so nobody had to get up
at the crack of dawn if they had to. They could sleep in all they wanted
before they tackled the toughest slope of all that day - Ninja Land, the
legendary course designed by the Martial Arts snowboarder Sinobin.
At this time Sinobin was not asleep. He was perched atop the roof
of one of the many pagodas decorating the Japanese-style Ninja Land course,
thinking about the great event as well.
"I have never lost to a single person in my entire career as a
shogun in training and as a snowboarder. Although I will probably not lose
again, I must not get my hopes up, and I must keep a clear head." He
continued to focus his gaze at the blood-red sun that was rising above the
East horizon. "Today, I am ready." He confirmed with a laugh.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion where the Snowboard Kids lived together,
Slash had just begun to wake up, and he was already hungry.
"I should wake up Nancy and tell her to make breakfast for us this
time...the last time I tried to cook scrambled eggs, Jam threw up all over
his place at the table." He eased himself out of bed and was just starting
to get his clothes that he would wear that day when he heard someone talking.
He looked behind his shoulder and he saw Tommy getting up too.
"Good morning." Tommy mumbled in his deep voice.
"You, too." Slash said with a nod. "Is Nancy awake yet? My stomach's
about to implode."
Tommy laughed. "You said a mouthful. I agree...let's wake her up."
Since all the kids slept in the same room in one huge bed in this
mansion, they were at Nancy's side in no time. Tommy leaned over and tapped
her on the cheek. No response. He shook her shoulders. Still nothing.
Finally he roared, "NANCY WAKE UP I'M STARVING!!!!"
Poor little Nancy shot up out of bed straight up in the air and hit her
head on the ceiling. When she came back down she landed on the floor, whimpering.
"Whadja do that for? I was in the middle of this cute dream where I
was surrounded by these adorable little bunnies that rubbed their little faces on
my cheeks and sat in my lap and..."
Slash interjected. "Nance, with you, everything is bunnies. Me and
Tommy are hungry. Are ya gonna cook for us?"
Nancy sighed. "If I must." Nancy walked down the hallway in her pink
nightgown and kitty slippers, followed closely by Slash and Tommy. Down in the
kitchen, she asked them, "What'll it be, guys?....Pancakes?...Waffles?...Eggs and
sausage?..."
"All of the above." Tommy said with a hungry look in his eyes.
"If it's going to be 'all of the above', you guys have to help me cook."
Tommy moaned. "But I can't work on an empty stomach."
"Then you'll have an empty stomach until lunchtime." Nancy explained.
"Fine." He snapped. They got to work. Slash took care of the eggs and
sausage, Tommy made the pancakes and Nancy made the waffles. All of these
dishes being made at once caused a delicious smell to crawl up the stairs, into
the kids' bedroom, towards the bed...and slipped past Jam's nose. Jam smiled in
his sleep at the pleasant smell and opened his eyes.
"Wow...what IS that wonderful smell?" The boy with the white-striped nose
wondered. "I'll go check it out." Considering he was only in his boxer shorts (as
he always slept) Jam walked downstairs and greeted the three cooks.
"G'morning, guys!" He said cheerfully, then he sniffed again and smiled.
"What are you guys making so early, anyway?"
"Our own smorgasboard of breakfasts!" Tommy said proudly. "All of the
above!"
Jam took a deep sniff and licked his lips. "I can't wait until it's all
finished! You want me to wake up Linda so she can eat too?"
"That would be a very nice thing for you to do." Nancy said quietly.
Jam ran upstairs and into the bedroom. Linda lay snoring in bed. Jam
ran towards the bed, jumped on it and began yelling. "C'mon c'mon c'mon! Up up
up sleepyhead! Time for breakfast time to eat!"
Linda woke up immediately at the obnoxious racket and glared angrily at
Jam. "What the heck do you think you're doing, you goon?"
"I'm your personal alarm clock!" He said excitedly.
"You're going to get your own personal tombstone if you don't shut up!"
She screeched and grabbed his neck and commenced to throttle the poor guy.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He squeaked pleadingly.
Suddenly Linda got all nice and looked at Jam. "Just don't do that again,
okay?" She gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek. "Now be a good boy and bring me
up some breakfast in bed!"
Jam, who was shamelessly blushing, stammered "Uh...uh...sure thing!"
He ran downstairs and into the kitchen where the other three were.
"Hey guys! Linda kissed me and she wants me to give her breakfast
in bed! Can you believe it? She must have got up on the right side of bed for once!"
"Sheesh. She must be feeling pretty funny, 'cause I thought she hated you."
Tommy explained while he carried the dishes to the table. The kids sat down at
the table and ate everything up. After they were all done they remembered where they
had to be that afternoon-the Ninja Land course.
"We should get ready." Slash told the others.
"He didn't give me anything to drink with my breakfast!" Linda whined as she
walked downstairs. "Some cook he turned out to be."
Jam glared at Linda. "Be thankful I gave you anything at all. That peck on
the cheek you gave me just made me nice to you for a while."
"You sure did obsess about it a lot." Linda sneered.
"Can we go now?" Nancy squeaked, desperate to end the bickering.
Later on, with all their stuff on from the boots to the goggles, the Kids were
ready for action on the legendary ninja course. Carrying their snowboards, they
walked over snow hills and frozen roads along the way, without any sign of fatigue.
However, after about 3 hours of walking in the sub-zero temperatures in the Canadian Rockies,
the kids were starting to slow down. The bunny ears on Nancy's pink hood had icicles
hanging off of them. Slash's tall black hair was frozen stiff. Linda's teeth were
chattering like snare drums, Jam's nose was turning blue at the tip and Tommy had even
stopped thinking about food because he was so cold.
"H-h-how much l-l-longer, T-t-t-t-Tommy?" Slash chattered.
"I....I can't...tell..."Tommy slurred through shivers.
"I'm s-soooo c-c-cold-d-d..."Jam moaned.
Nancy sneezed and held her earmuffs tight against her ears in desperation to
keep them from freezing. Linda bent her ponytails in different directions to crack
the ice that covered them. Slash held his long oval nose in his hands so that it
could keep warm, and Tommy slipped his arms out of their sleeves and crossed them
inside his coat front.
Finally after 3 and a half hours of walking in the freezing cold, the kids
finally spotted what looked like a large red gateway ahead.
"The entrance to Ninja Land!" They cheered, and ran towards the gateway in
hopes of accomplishing their dreams...
--What will the Snowboard Kids do once they arrive at Ninja Land? What does
the legendary boarder Sinobin have in store for the kids? Find out in The Ninja Land
Adventure-Act 2!--(coming soon to your nearest FanFiction web page near you!)
-This has been a presentation of Raichu Pictures Inc. Raichu recommends that anyone
who reads her stories has the heart to review them and tell her what they think.-
By: Raichu
Rated G for slapstick humor and action
Disclaimer: This story takes place in the first Snowboard Kids game, not
Snowboard Kids 2. That's why Wendy and Damien aren't included in it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was 6:00 a.m. and all the Kids were fast asleep, dreaming away
before the big event that day. It was a Saturday, so nobody had to get up
at the crack of dawn if they had to. They could sleep in all they wanted
before they tackled the toughest slope of all that day - Ninja Land, the
legendary course designed by the Martial Arts snowboarder Sinobin.
At this time Sinobin was not asleep. He was perched atop the roof
of one of the many pagodas decorating the Japanese-style Ninja Land course,
thinking about the great event as well.
"I have never lost to a single person in my entire career as a
shogun in training and as a snowboarder. Although I will probably not lose
again, I must not get my hopes up, and I must keep a clear head." He
continued to focus his gaze at the blood-red sun that was rising above the
East horizon. "Today, I am ready." He confirmed with a laugh.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion where the Snowboard Kids lived together,
Slash had just begun to wake up, and he was already hungry.
"I should wake up Nancy and tell her to make breakfast for us this
time...the last time I tried to cook scrambled eggs, Jam threw up all over
his place at the table." He eased himself out of bed and was just starting
to get his clothes that he would wear that day when he heard someone talking.
He looked behind his shoulder and he saw Tommy getting up too.
"Good morning." Tommy mumbled in his deep voice.
"You, too." Slash said with a nod. "Is Nancy awake yet? My stomach's
about to implode."
Tommy laughed. "You said a mouthful. I agree...let's wake her up."
Since all the kids slept in the same room in one huge bed in this
mansion, they were at Nancy's side in no time. Tommy leaned over and tapped
her on the cheek. No response. He shook her shoulders. Still nothing.
Finally he roared, "NANCY WAKE UP I'M STARVING!!!!"
Poor little Nancy shot up out of bed straight up in the air and hit her
head on the ceiling. When she came back down she landed on the floor, whimpering.
"Whadja do that for? I was in the middle of this cute dream where I
was surrounded by these adorable little bunnies that rubbed their little faces on
my cheeks and sat in my lap and..."
Slash interjected. "Nance, with you, everything is bunnies. Me and
Tommy are hungry. Are ya gonna cook for us?"
Nancy sighed. "If I must." Nancy walked down the hallway in her pink
nightgown and kitty slippers, followed closely by Slash and Tommy. Down in the
kitchen, she asked them, "What'll it be, guys?....Pancakes?...Waffles?...Eggs and
sausage?..."
"All of the above." Tommy said with a hungry look in his eyes.
"If it's going to be 'all of the above', you guys have to help me cook."
Tommy moaned. "But I can't work on an empty stomach."
"Then you'll have an empty stomach until lunchtime." Nancy explained.
"Fine." He snapped. They got to work. Slash took care of the eggs and
sausage, Tommy made the pancakes and Nancy made the waffles. All of these
dishes being made at once caused a delicious smell to crawl up the stairs, into
the kids' bedroom, towards the bed...and slipped past Jam's nose. Jam smiled in
his sleep at the pleasant smell and opened his eyes.
"Wow...what IS that wonderful smell?" The boy with the white-striped nose
wondered. "I'll go check it out." Considering he was only in his boxer shorts (as
he always slept) Jam walked downstairs and greeted the three cooks.
"G'morning, guys!" He said cheerfully, then he sniffed again and smiled.
"What are you guys making so early, anyway?"
"Our own smorgasboard of breakfasts!" Tommy said proudly. "All of the
above!"
Jam took a deep sniff and licked his lips. "I can't wait until it's all
finished! You want me to wake up Linda so she can eat too?"
"That would be a very nice thing for you to do." Nancy said quietly.
Jam ran upstairs and into the bedroom. Linda lay snoring in bed. Jam
ran towards the bed, jumped on it and began yelling. "C'mon c'mon c'mon! Up up
up sleepyhead! Time for breakfast time to eat!"
Linda woke up immediately at the obnoxious racket and glared angrily at
Jam. "What the heck do you think you're doing, you goon?"
"I'm your personal alarm clock!" He said excitedly.
"You're going to get your own personal tombstone if you don't shut up!"
She screeched and grabbed his neck and commenced to throttle the poor guy.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He squeaked pleadingly.
Suddenly Linda got all nice and looked at Jam. "Just don't do that again,
okay?" She gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek. "Now be a good boy and bring me
up some breakfast in bed!"
Jam, who was shamelessly blushing, stammered "Uh...uh...sure thing!"
He ran downstairs and into the kitchen where the other three were.
"Hey guys! Linda kissed me and she wants me to give her breakfast
in bed! Can you believe it? She must have got up on the right side of bed for once!"
"Sheesh. She must be feeling pretty funny, 'cause I thought she hated you."
Tommy explained while he carried the dishes to the table. The kids sat down at
the table and ate everything up. After they were all done they remembered where they
had to be that afternoon-the Ninja Land course.
"We should get ready." Slash told the others.
"He didn't give me anything to drink with my breakfast!" Linda whined as she
walked downstairs. "Some cook he turned out to be."
Jam glared at Linda. "Be thankful I gave you anything at all. That peck on
the cheek you gave me just made me nice to you for a while."
"You sure did obsess about it a lot." Linda sneered.
"Can we go now?" Nancy squeaked, desperate to end the bickering.
Later on, with all their stuff on from the boots to the goggles, the Kids were
ready for action on the legendary ninja course. Carrying their snowboards, they
walked over snow hills and frozen roads along the way, without any sign of fatigue.
However, after about 3 hours of walking in the sub-zero temperatures in the Canadian Rockies,
the kids were starting to slow down. The bunny ears on Nancy's pink hood had icicles
hanging off of them. Slash's tall black hair was frozen stiff. Linda's teeth were
chattering like snare drums, Jam's nose was turning blue at the tip and Tommy had even
stopped thinking about food because he was so cold.
"H-h-how much l-l-longer, T-t-t-t-Tommy?" Slash chattered.
"I....I can't...tell..."Tommy slurred through shivers.
"I'm s-soooo c-c-cold-d-d..."Jam moaned.
Nancy sneezed and held her earmuffs tight against her ears in desperation to
keep them from freezing. Linda bent her ponytails in different directions to crack
the ice that covered them. Slash held his long oval nose in his hands so that it
could keep warm, and Tommy slipped his arms out of their sleeves and crossed them
inside his coat front.
Finally after 3 and a half hours of walking in the freezing cold, the kids
finally spotted what looked like a large red gateway ahead.
"The entrance to Ninja Land!" They cheered, and ran towards the gateway in
hopes of accomplishing their dreams...
--What will the Snowboard Kids do once they arrive at Ninja Land? What does
the legendary boarder Sinobin have in store for the kids? Find out in The Ninja Land
Adventure-Act 2!--(coming soon to your nearest FanFiction web page near you!)
-This has been a presentation of Raichu Pictures Inc. Raichu recommends that anyone
who reads her stories has the heart to review them and tell her what they think.-