Author's Notes: Okay, this is a crazy excuse for a chapter, it's only a
paragraph, but I'm sorry I don't have enough creative juices to write more
on this little scenario.
I got this plot bunny from the thread at entitled "They were obviously Drunk on Butterbeer", and it was started by Avis, and it was a thread where we could talk about how the books would end, and what would screw it up. Soon enough, I began posting these crazy scenes, like the one below, and I decided to put them in chapters for a fic, because I have fun coming up with cheesy, and horrible endings. So, go and check out the thread, it's in the Divination section of the Library, and I'm Cho Malfoy, by the way.
Oh, and review please! I promise I'll give you a cookie...;)
And by the way, for those of you who have no sense of humor: this is a joke. It's not supposed to be anything like what the books will end like...hopefully...::gulps::
And so, after the great battle was over, Harry, Ron, Hermione and everybody else were able to go back and live normal lives.
Well, except for Harry, who developed post-traumatic depression syndrome, and turned insane, and decided he also wanted to become albino, and take over the world, so he became the next Voldemort, and recruited all the crazy undead Death Eaters, and went around killing everybody.
But other than that, everybody else lived, as happily as ever as they could, you know, with an even worse-than-Voldemort-evil-albino-former-hero- turned-evil-overlord.
Except for the people who got killed by the worse-than-Voldemort-evil- albino-Harry-suffering-from-post-traumatic-depression-syndrome.
But aside from all that, it was the perfect ending.
Sort of.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am aware that I'm psycho, and slightly twisted. I need help? Already tried it...;)
I got this plot bunny from the thread at entitled "They were obviously Drunk on Butterbeer", and it was started by Avis, and it was a thread where we could talk about how the books would end, and what would screw it up. Soon enough, I began posting these crazy scenes, like the one below, and I decided to put them in chapters for a fic, because I have fun coming up with cheesy, and horrible endings. So, go and check out the thread, it's in the Divination section of the Library, and I'm Cho Malfoy, by the way.
Oh, and review please! I promise I'll give you a cookie...;)
And by the way, for those of you who have no sense of humor: this is a joke. It's not supposed to be anything like what the books will end like...hopefully...::gulps::
And so, after the great battle was over, Harry, Ron, Hermione and everybody else were able to go back and live normal lives.
Well, except for Harry, who developed post-traumatic depression syndrome, and turned insane, and decided he also wanted to become albino, and take over the world, so he became the next Voldemort, and recruited all the crazy undead Death Eaters, and went around killing everybody.
But other than that, everybody else lived, as happily as ever as they could, you know, with an even worse-than-Voldemort-evil-albino-former-hero- turned-evil-overlord.
Except for the people who got killed by the worse-than-Voldemort-evil- albino-Harry-suffering-from-post-traumatic-depression-syndrome.
But aside from all that, it was the perfect ending.
Sort of.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am aware that I'm psycho, and slightly twisted. I need help? Already tried it...;)