"Speech"
'thought'
Darkness. Everything was dark.
'Why is everything so dark?' I thought to myself.
'Wait, I haven't opened my eyes yet.' I thought. Realizing the stupidity of my situation, I went ahead and opened them. I immediately noticed three things.
1: The light was WAY too damn bright.
2: SOMEONE left the curtains open.
3: Instead of a normal T.V, there was a friggin' hologram television thing.
These things raised even more questions. Where was I? Why was I here? Do they still have fidget spinners?
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Well we're all thinking it.
Silliness aside, I began to look for clues.
The walls and ceiling were both a dull shade of grey. The floor was tiled a nice shade of blue. Attached to the bed I was laying in were several instances of hospital equipment.
'Okay, it's a hospital. A good start.' I thought.
But beside the standard hospital equipment stuff, I saw a monitor that read…"Aura Levels"…? I decided not to question it. I got up and tried to stretch. The key word was tried. Pain shot through my chest. I fell to the ground as spasms of pain rocked my body. I dealt with this the only way I know how…with insanely loud profanities.
"OH F*** S*** SON OF A B****!" I yelled…along with many similar sentiments. I did this for what seemed like hours. When the pain finally receded, some lingered in my-tail?!
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Wait, WHAT?!
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I reached behind myself to make sure, and yes, there was a tail there.
'Wait, aura… hologram T.V…tail, WAIT A MINUTE!' I thought.
"There can only be one explanation for this." I muttered.
I went over the things I had found so far. Finally reaching a conclusion, I jumped and shouted "I'm super HIGH!"
With that mystery solved, I began to make my way to the nearest bathroom. I staggered through the hall, searching for a place in which to empty my bowels. As I spotted my destined location, the voice of an older man called after me.
"And where do you think you're going, Young man?" the voice asked.
I turned around. The person before me was the man known as Ozpin, from the web show titled RWBY. Of course, at the time I assumed that I was high, and that this was a big hallucination. So of course, I responded in an extremely stupid way.
"Screw you, wizard of Oz, You won't do jack S***!" I taunted. I then turned around, walked into the bathroom, shut the door, and locked it. The bathroom was one of those single bathrooms that were made for both men and women. The whole thing was a boring concrete grey. I then spent the next 10 minutes emptying my intestines.
When I was done, I began washing my hands. I looked into the mirror at my reflection. This confused me. Now, instead of what I used to look like, (Which, for the sake of convenience, won't be mentioned.) I now had red hair, green eyes, and extremely pale skin. I was wearing a hospital gown. I looked down inside it, and noticed a huge amount of bandages that covered my chest.
However, this realization did not surprise me in any way at the time, since I assumed I had ingested some form of mind altering drug. As I walked outside the bathroom, I noticed that there were now two people waiting for me. One of course one was Ozpin, but the other one I recognized as General Ironwood, also from the web show known as RWBY.
This was an opportunity that I didn't want to waste. There was always something I wanted to do. I took a deep breath… and punched Ironwood in the face.
I actually knocked him down. I didn't expect that. Judging from both Ironwood's and Ozpin's shocked expressions, neither did they.
"Oh, I have ALWAYS wanted to do that." I declared.
With that, I turned, and walked away.
I began to run when I heard Ironwood shout "HEY, GET BACK HERE!" This was followed by the constant pattering of very fast footsteps.
Suddenly things felt very serious. My lungs started to burn, and my chest started to hurt. I realized that I was running towards a dead end. I stopped, turned around, and began to run towards the General.
'God I hope this works' I thought. When we were less than 3 feet apart, I dodged to the right and ran past him. Kind of like a bullfighter. I kept running. My loud stomps echoed through the hallway. I spotted an elevator, which I began to sprint towards. I jumped inside of it, and then immediately started rapidly clicking the ground floor button. The elevator slowly began to close.
The General began to sprint towards the elevator. I began clicking faster. It closed just as he reached the door, blocking him at the last second. The journey down towards the ground floor was uneventful. The elevator doors slid open, and then I bolted through the building, running past teachers and students like a madman. (Why were there teachers and students here? Why did I recognize them as such?)
I practically threw the door open as I ran outside. I was greeted by the sight of Winter fighting Qrow. I quickly tried to circle around the fight and keep running, but that plan was effectively murdered when an Atlesian Knight pointed its gun at me and stated in its metallic voice "FUGITIVE DETECTED."
Immediately, both Qrow, and Winter stopped everything they were doing, and turned towards me.
"Uhhhhh….. Bye." I said. And with that, I turned and ran.
I was stopped in my tracks. I couldn't move my legs. I looked down. My feet were incased in glyphs.
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WINTER!
I looked back at her.
"Ice-B****." I muttered. Winter looked furious, while Qrow clapped his hand over his mouth, trying to keep his laughter concealed. Winter pointed her sword in my face. "What was that? Say it again. I dare you." She snarled at me.
Feeling unusually cocky, I replied with "I Said 'Ice-B****'. What, can't comprehend it with that tiny little brain you got?"
Qrow wasn't even bothering to hide his laughs now. Winter looked like she was about to kill me. "I like this kid." Qrow said. Winter turned to look at him, which was a big mistake.
With Winter's eyes now not watching me, I picked up a rock and threw it in her face. It broke both her concentration, and her nose. The glyphs holding my legs dissipated, allowing me to escape.
I ran into the emerald forest, which, surprisingly, was very close to the…school?