Ok so this fic is a complete 180 from my first fic. It's a crack/humor fic that jumped me out of nowhere and demanded to be written:) It's funny and slightly gross but hopefully you'll all like it.
This is based in an AU where the characters are present day and are answering fan questions via chatroom.
Before I let you all start reading I have three more things to say. First, thank you so much to JustaPaperTiger, DragonGirl404 and Blonde Pickle Mule! You guys are freaking amazing and without you these stories would never have come to light. Thank you so much! Second, thank you to everyone who read my first fic and reviewed, favorited and followed! Super special thanks to MoonFox, SpangleyPony, HlotD, kweandee, Auua Ytjoml and oma13 for reviewing! This second fic never would have been posted without you guys saying the first was ok:) Lastly, to those I confused in my last fic (SO SORRY!) Omake is an anime term that loosely refers to an outtake or extra scene. I'm so sorry for all the confusion that caused!
I only own the plot. Enjoy!
~DM~
Question 38:
What is the weirdest object you would ever sign?
Arthur: A dildo.
Merlin: Seriously? That's what pops into your head?
Gwen: Arthur!
Elyan: It is weird.
Gwen: Elyan!
Morgana: New? Or used?
Everyone: ….
Morgana: What?! Don't tell me none of you thought it
Percival: Didn't think it
Gwen: Same
Merlin: New
Gwen: What!
Morgana: Thank you Merlin
Merlin: What? I'm just saying if I had to sign one I'd want it new
Leon: Same. If I had to sign one, I mean!
Arthur: For once I agree with the idiot
Merlin: You can't agree with yourself Arthur
Arthur: Merlin!
Lancelot: No comment
Elyan: New I suppose
Gwen: You all are horrible!
Gwaine: Used;)
Everyone: …
Arthur: That is disgusting Gwaine
Gwaine: You all were giving your opinions. That's mine:)
-Gwen signed off-
Percival: Gross dude.
Lancelot: Next time keep it to yourself
Merlin: R u guys really surprised?
Elyan: Yes. I had hoped he had more class then that
Gwaine: Really?
Arthur: Not at all
Gwaine: Shove it Princess
Arthur: Stop calling me that!
Morgana: Children…
Leon: Some things never change
Gwaine: Would you prefer Queeny:)
Arthur: NO!
Merlin: Hahahahahahahah
Arthur: Shut up Merlin!
Lancelot: So the final tally so we can move on…please!
Morgana: fine…
Leon: Morgana did you vote?
Gwaine: No she did not! What's your vote My Lady:)
Morgana: New. All the way
Gwaine: Boooring
Merlin: Percival didn't vote either
Gwaine: The Giant didn't?!
Percival: Gwaine….
Arthur: Nope. Percival what's your vote?
Gwaine: Shit! He really didn't!
Percival: If I had to then it would be new
Elyan: Good vote:)
Gwaine: Uggghhhh
Leon: The tally?!
Morgana: Final tally is….New- 6 votes. Used- 1 vote
Gwaine: :)
Morgana: and 2 no votes
Arthur: Who were the no votes?
Leon: You could no vote…
Lancelot: Yep.
Morgana: Lance and Gwen since she signed off
Gwaine: Figures
Lancelot: There a problem with that
Merlin: Let's move on to the next question!
Leon: Great idea
~DM~
What did you think? I'm debating continuing this with other questions so if you have question ideas let me know:)