Cheeko here! Now Pokemon is not one of my favorite shows and this is WAY
out of season, but what the heck! It came to me in the middle of the night!
So here it is!
_____________________________________________________________________ 'Twas the night before Christmas and through Pallet Town
Only one spiky haired kid was up and around
For he was waiting for the just the right time
"Midnight" he thought "then those presents are mine!"
When the clock struck twelve Ash walked down the hall
Only to trip over something and fall
"Ouch!" he yelled " stupid yellow rat!"
"I hope Santa got me that baseball bat."
Then Brock and Misty entered the hall
Misty didn't look happy, not happy at all
"What do you think you're doing!" she said very loudly
"Making loud noises why we all sleep soundly!!"
"You sleeping soundly?!" Ash fell over laughing
"The way you snore you'd think an earth-quake was happening!"
Ash covered his mouth realizing what he had said
He looked at her eyes, they were blood red.
Brock thought of interfering but decided to watch it instead
Ash ran to the living room with Misty closing in
When she got close enough she tackled him
She threw a few punches and a few kicks
" Oh man!" Ash thought thinking this was it
Just when there seemed no end to the fight
Who should appear but Saint Nick to set things right
" Lemme go you old fart" She said not bothering to ask
"I need to beat the %$@# out of Ash!"
Santa Claus sighed realizing there was nothing he could do
He left Ash for Misty to finish beating through
Santa made a vow not to come here any more
For the same thing had happened three times before
It was another tradition like trimming the tree
Misty would pummel Ash in an all out melee
Their wishes was enough to make some people laugh
For they were the same a year before that
For Brock, just one thing, and that things a girl
For Ash the greatest Pokemon master in the world
For Pickachu who cares! No one can tell
For Misty to see Ash burn in $#%&
Would they get there wishes will is that what they got?
Well, Ash is still alive is he not?
Well that's it. I'm no good at rhyming, but I thought I should try anyway. So R+R any kind of reviews welcome.
_____________________________________________________________________ 'Twas the night before Christmas and through Pallet Town
Only one spiky haired kid was up and around
For he was waiting for the just the right time
"Midnight" he thought "then those presents are mine!"
When the clock struck twelve Ash walked down the hall
Only to trip over something and fall
"Ouch!" he yelled " stupid yellow rat!"
"I hope Santa got me that baseball bat."
Then Brock and Misty entered the hall
Misty didn't look happy, not happy at all
"What do you think you're doing!" she said very loudly
"Making loud noises why we all sleep soundly!!"
"You sleeping soundly?!" Ash fell over laughing
"The way you snore you'd think an earth-quake was happening!"
Ash covered his mouth realizing what he had said
He looked at her eyes, they were blood red.
Brock thought of interfering but decided to watch it instead
Ash ran to the living room with Misty closing in
When she got close enough she tackled him
She threw a few punches and a few kicks
" Oh man!" Ash thought thinking this was it
Just when there seemed no end to the fight
Who should appear but Saint Nick to set things right
" Lemme go you old fart" She said not bothering to ask
"I need to beat the %$@# out of Ash!"
Santa Claus sighed realizing there was nothing he could do
He left Ash for Misty to finish beating through
Santa made a vow not to come here any more
For the same thing had happened three times before
It was another tradition like trimming the tree
Misty would pummel Ash in an all out melee
Their wishes was enough to make some people laugh
For they were the same a year before that
For Brock, just one thing, and that things a girl
For Ash the greatest Pokemon master in the world
For Pickachu who cares! No one can tell
For Misty to see Ash burn in $#%&
Would they get there wishes will is that what they got?
Well, Ash is still alive is he not?
Well that's it. I'm no good at rhyming, but I thought I should try anyway. So R+R any kind of reviews welcome.