A/N: Very short chapters but weird humor. Follow Conner and his crazy inner thoughts as he goes on the widlest and stupidest adventer yet! Read and Review!

The Dumb Adventures of Conner Mcknight
Chapter 1
College Admission

I'm bored. That's right, I'm actually bored. Have you ever realized that after saving the world you have all this extra time but absolutely no use for it? That this town can actually be boring at times now. I suppose you can't understand what I'm trying to say unless you have been in my shoes. And damn, I do have big shoes. You know what they say about big shoes? Big feet! Anyway, back to what's forming into an interesting story. It has been a whole six months since I have given up my morpher and the right to save the world. At times, I would still have a habit of trying to do something heroic. Like last week, my poor attempt at saving my neighbor's cat that was on fire. Word of advice: Gas is not water. Say it with me. Gas is not water.

"Conner!"

Here I am sitting against the large oak tree right at the top of the highschool hill. The school itself is abandon for the summer and Reefside had been more busy due to the tourists. I always figure that with more people, more things to do. Guess that's not the case around here.

"Conner Mcknight!"

Have you ever–Wait someone is calling my name. I hope it is not the sound of an angry female diva rock star. I turned my head to the left and see her legs right in front of me. Whoa, and they are killer legs. I follow the legs up to her body and then her face, seeing her glaring down at me. Thank god the sun is right behind her so I can't see the fire burning in her eyes. I scramble to my feet and dust the dirt off the back of my legs before turning my attention to her.

"I've been looking all over for you." She stammered, "This is the last place I would expect you."

I glanced around and noticed the soccer field a few feet away, "Uh, right." I rolled my eyes and scratched the back of my head, "What can I do for you, Kira?"

She sighed, "I came to remind you that Im performing at Cyberspace. You're still coming right?"

Cyberspace? The place where overpopulated female bodies all coverage into one spot and enjoy the awesome and delicious food and drinks? Heck yeah, I'm going. "Of course!" I said out loud to Kira, "I wouldn't miss it for the world."

She scoffed, "Whatever." She turned at the heals and stormed off. So fine. I half lied b ut she has to realize that I always half lie to her. I proceeded to catch up with her as the two of us walk down the hill. I had noticed that she didn't have her car here and figured that she must had walked all the way to the school to find me. "Do you need a lift there?" I asked her, pointing to my half beat up car stationed all alone in the parking lot.

Kira paused, "Fine." She finally spluttered out and changed her direction. Me-ow. She's sassy. I feel sorry for Trent at times. I make my way to the car and climb into the driver seat, waiting for her slow ass to get into the passenger side. Starting up the car, it was a matter of minutes before we arrived at our destination. Aside from the stupid traffic, and impossible parking, the two of us finally ended up inside of the building. Ethan James was sitting at the counter with his laptop, talking to Trent who was at the same time making drinks for Hayley to take out. Kira brushed past me and towards the back to set up for her performance. I took a few steps forward and towards Ethan. What a freaking geek. "Hey Ethan!" I spoke cheerfully, "Dude, what awesome game are you playing?"

"Your sarcasm is well noted." Ethan quickly glanced at him and returned to playing his game, "Stop being a jerk."

Me? Being a jerk? Why should I? I love being the self-center whining bitch. Not really, but that's what the people keep thinking I am when I wanted to give up my ranger powers. So sue me! I like kicking my balls around.. Wait.. "Alright. Jeez. I was just joking."

"Hey Conner." Trent spoke up, "Do you want me to fix you up a drink?"

"Yeah. That be cool." I turned my attention to him, "Surprise me."

"Can do." He started to pull a few mixes out, "So did you hear back from any of the colleges you applied for?"

College? Crap... I forgot to send those in.. "Yeah!" I lied, "Though I haven't opened them yet. I should, shouldn't I?"

"Oh man." Ethan added his comments in, "I can't wait for College in the fall." He smirked, "Reefside University has this awesome graphic program."

Oh–If you haven't been informed yet. I graduated and this story is my adventure and quick attempt in getting into a college. Maybe I should have mentioned that earlier. I looked over to see Kira standing on the stage, setting up her amps and a stool. She sat down and began playing, everyone started to go silent, listening contently at her wonderful music. And by wonderful I mean crap. I only pretend I like it because I have to deal with her. I'm a jock. I listen to... um.. Other stuff.

"Here you go, Conner." Trent whispered, passing him a drink, "Let me know the results in your college letter soon."

College is the most overrated place one person can go to. Isn't Highschool enough of an education? Damn parties and topless tutors that attract those people in going in the first place. Which I mean I need to get into Reefside University and fast.

After awhile, skipping the details in Kira's performance, Trent, Ethan, Kira and I had exit Cyberspace. Trent had some errands to run so we waved him off and watched him drive away in his stupid Acura. "So what are we up to now?" Kira asked, she was acting a bit more nice now, "I thought maybe we check out the campus."

"That's a great idea." I, Conner Mcknight, the coolest man alive, responded, "I actually have to go, anyhow."

"All right. I have nothing else to do." Ethan shrugged, "Let's hit it."

Let's hit it? No, Ethan James. We aren't going to 'Hit it'. Let's not go ghetto on me man. Sheesh. So after a bit, we had finally arrived at the Reefside Campus. The college university was rather large, there were other freshmen arriving to sign up for their classes. RU was dead center in the city, in the most prettiest place you can imagine. The grass was bright green, the trees were lush and bounty ful and the last ten seconds of talking I sounded a bit retarded.

"Conner." Ethan waved his hand in front of me, "Damn man. You space out too much."

Go get laid. "Sorry." I forced a smile, "I was just thinking about something."

"Don't hurt yourself." Kira grinned.

Don't get raped. "Haha, very funny." I snapped at her, "Now if you excuse me. I have to go find admission office."

I walk down the pathway and towards a completely random building, hoping to god that it's the admission building or the girls dorm building. I entered in and found myself disappointed that was not the women's dorm room but satisfied that it was the admission building. I walked into another room where these old ladies were doing paperwork. I leaned on the counter and waited for them to notice me.

"Hello?" I asked.

A women looked up, "What can I do for you?"

"I sent an application a few weeks ago and I haven't heard anything about it." Of course, again I was lying. The application was sitting on my desk at home. "Is there anyway of finding out if I was accepted or not?"

"Let me see if I can find you in the database." She smiled. I waited a few minutes and she shook her head, "I don't see you in here. Are you sure you sent your information?"

"Are you calling me a liar?" I pretended to get angry and offended, "I've done all the paper works, wrote all the require essays and you are telling me you lost it? What kind of school is this? Do I need to report you to dean of admission?"

"I'm sorry sir." She punched a few things in, "If you can resend me the copy that you brought in I will enter in the database."

I just smiled, "Thanks!" The deadline for sending application was like two weeks ago but suckering this women into believing she lost it was too easy. I hummed a tune while I exit outside and saw Ethan and Kira sitting on the grass talking.

"Done?" Kira looked over as she watched me approach them.

I gave her a look, "Yes."

"Great. I'm hungry." She stood up, giving Ethan a hand. "Hey I have an idea. Let's go to the aquarium. They have a good restaurant on the second floor."

We have an aquarium? Wait.. Reefside. Oh I get it! Duh.. "That sounds like fun." Im so glad I'm dumber then I talk.. Wait.. Or is it dumber then Im sound? Should I even be saying Im dumb? Whatever. "What are we waiting for?" I cheered, "Let's go!"

Now the aqurium.. That's a story for another time.. Hope you stick with me! Love... me.

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