AN: Well….Until Kyo-Obsessedru2 Finishes the first half Of Radioactive Emotions… I can't really post any of the last half of it… So until then.. I'm keeping you all entertained with one shots! I might make this one 2 chapters…Like the next year or something…. But who knows! What do you think…? Well... Without further to do, here's my jotted down "One shot", Spelling Bee!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately… I don't own Fruits Basket...OR any of the characters.. Man I wish I did…!
"Welcome to this years Spelling Bee! This year, we guarantee the most difficult of words!" exclaimed Shigure Sohma, walking across a stage, motioning to the contestants, "To make this interesting, we have decided to make this years contestants all friends or family of the Sohmas! This years contestants are; Yuki Sohma, Kyo Sohma, Tohru Honda, Hatsuharu Sohma, Momiji Sohma, and Arisa Uotani! As you can see, all of them are micro-phoned, so there shall be no Cheating! So, with that all said, Lets begin, shall we! First up is Yuki! Your word is… Hello."
"Hello, h-e-l-l-o, Hello…" Stated Yuki, highly confused, "Shigure, aren't these supposed-"
"Don't question my methods!" said Shigure sing-song-idly, "Tohru, your word is rat!"
"Rat, r-a-t, Rat!" Exclaimed Tohru happily.
"Yup! Haru, your word is chauffer"
"Chauffer…Umm…c-h-o-f-e-r, chauffer…?"
"Nope, Bye Haru!" Exclaimed Shigure, as Haru turned black and left the stage swearing, "Momiji, your word is effect."
"Effect, a-f-f-e-c-t, effect!" bounced Momiji.
"Nope…Bye Bye, Momiji!" said Shigure, turning to Arisa, "Arisa…"
"UO GOD DAMMIT!"
"Fine then! Uo, your word is Tohru."
"Tohru, T-o-h-r-u, Tohru…" sighed Ari…Uo, looking at her nails.
"Kyo! Your word is…" Shigure paused and looked in a dictionary, "anthraquinone…?"
"What the..? Can you use it in a sentence?" demanded Kyo.
"Nope!" Shigure laughed, "Spell it, Kyo!"
"I don't even know how to spell that…so that stupid cat will never get it!" taunted Yuki, sneering at Kyo.
"WHY YOU…! Anthraquinone, a-n-t-h-r-a-q-u-I-n-o-n-e, anthraquinone!"
"…Wow… that's right," said Shigure in awe.
"HA! BEAT THAT, YOU DAMNED RAT!" boasted Kyo.
"Yuki, your word is antiar!" yelled Shigure over Kyo.
"Antiar, a-n-t-i-a-r, Antiar," Yuki sighed, "This is easy."
"Tohru! Your word is cat!"
"Cat! K-a-t, Cat!" exclaimed Tohru, too much laughter.
"No, I'm sorry, that's wrong…" Shigure said, shaking his head to hide his laughter.
"Come on Tohru, lets go get some ice cream!" said Uo, grabbing Tohru's hand and leading her off of the stage, "later."
"Umm… OK… Kyo, your word is floccinaucinihilipilification…" said Shigure, looking in the dictionary again, stumbling to pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification.
Yuki looked at Kyo thinking, 'No way will he get this one… I've never even heard of that word!'
"Use it in a sentence…." Growled Kyo.
"Good luck spelling floccinaucinihilipilification!" Shigure exclaimed.
"Gee…Thanks…. Floccinaucinihilipilification, F-l-o-c-c-i-n-a-u-c-i-n-i-h-i-l-i-p-i-l-i-f-i-c-a-t-i-o-n, Floccinaucinihilipilification." Said Kyo boldly, not stumbling.
"Wow….right again… Yuki, your word is vacuum."
"Vacuum, v-a-c-c-u-m-m, vacuum." Said Yuki.
"NOPE! Bye Yuki!" said Shigure laughing. "Ok Kyo your last word is Yuki."
"Yuki, d-a-m-n-e-d r-a-t, Yuki!" rushed Kyo, -obviously- not thinking.
"Nope! Looks like there is no winner! Try again next year, Kids!" said Shigure, walking-running- off of the stage.
"WHAT?" yelled Kyo, running after Shigure, " GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMNED DOG!"
"NNNOOOOO!" yelled Shigure in the distance, running for his life.
AN: Yes, I know it has no detail… but It was fun to write!