KitKat - Hey Fanfictioners, hows it been? Sorry for not reveiwing some AWESOME storys, it's my stupid computer, really. Anyway here's one of my stupidess storys ever!!! So heres the deal you guys ( and girls I didn't forget you ladys! ) are going to guess Naruto, Sasuke, and the other guys girlfriends, wives, pairings, whatever. This also counts for the pink head Sakura and the others. Sounds fun, right!?!? Good, wish you all luck!!

Shut up shut up shut up, don't wanna hear you,

Get out get out get out, get out of my way

Step up Step up Ste---

"WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME AT" looks at clock "SIX IN THE MORNING" checks caller ID "Rinnnnn" she hissed.

"What do ya want, Uchiha?"

Well good morning to you too, blondie

"Stop being sarcastic, thats my job, what do you want?"

I just wanted to say that if you don't get your ass up and wake up the others, you're going to be late.

"I hate you."

I love you too, now GET UP!!

"FINE ! " beep beep beep " bitch waking me up at six in morning, I mean THE FUCKING SUN ISN'T EVEN OUT, goddamn unfucking believable,… breath in and out Kat in and out... TANNY, RIKA, LILY, ALLY WAKE UPPPPPPP..... Ahhh I fell much better now. "

"What the fuck Kat?! " screamed a girl from her bedroom.

"Nothing, we just have to wake up, why Lily?" Answer Kat wearing her innocent face that said ' What did I do? ' Lily got up and went to the kitchen to make breakfast because the others sucked at cooking, really sucked.

Kat went to her room to change into her emo punk clothes, which consisted of a white short sleeve shirt that had a phrase on it in red ´I can only please one person a day today is not your day` and black skin tight jeans with a skulk belt in hot pink. And to complete the outfit she had pink high-tops with black shoe laces.

Soon after Kat finished getting dressed she went to the bathroom only to meet… KAKASHI AND ANKO MAKING BABIES!!! (just kidding.. )

Tanny, who was very very very berry pissed.

"Kat do you know what TIME is it ?"

"Ya, it's 6:20, why ? "

"Because I need my beauty sleep so I can look beautiful, so I can get laid!"

" Wow somebody's a little obsessed, no? " said a girl with long brown hair and brown eyes wearing dark blue jeans and a brown shirt with bunnys shooting each other with shotguns and black flats with stars.

" Ha ha ha, Ally you know what your both stupid whores! " screech Tanny leaving to get dressed.

"And this is coming from the girl who lost her virginity at age 13? " questioned Ally. "

" Yeppers!! "

They both went downstairs for breakfast.

"Only now? " said a girl with her face in a computer. She was wearing a T-shirt that said in red 'Beware nerd with shotgun' and some blue jeans. And of course brown high-tops.

"Oh, look the nerd's up, what are ya doing, homework?" said Ally with a sarcastic smile of joy.

"No, extra credit." She said looking up from her work. Kat and Lily who were eating their pancakes started laughing.

"May i ask why?" said Tanny from the stairs. Dressed in a back tube top, red plaid skirt and some black flats. She sat down and started eating her pancakes when...

"Omg!" she screamed "What? " questioned the others. She looked and

said "Were're late!"

Kitkatyobaril - chan: OMG what's gonna happen?

Naruto: i don't know?

kitkatyobaril- chan: i can't watch

Rin: stop being a baby

Sasuke: reveiw