Naruto was walking through the street not knowing ino and hinata were spying they were curious why naruto always left the village with food and water naruto stepped into the ramen shop the old man put a basket down on the table naruto paid and left he walked to the village gates he scratched his head and walked into the forest the girls followed after a while of walking naruto arrived to a empty space a boy looked the same age and they looked the same his hair was black dark blue eyes whiskers on each side of his face he was dark pale he shouted "finally your here im starving did u bring ramen"he sounded just like naruto "shh menma someone will hear u"he said menma crossed his arms "he sound alike idiot"he said naruto smiled and put down the basket menma opened the basket and pulled out a bowl of ramen he pulled off the plastic on top and he pulled a pair of chopsticks he ate much quicker then naruto hinata and ino were paralysed at both prefect bodys menma drank the soup and put down the bowl the two began to chat "so hows that ino girl u been talk/thinking about"he said with a smirk naruto left eye twitched "be quiet"he said menma laughed and naruto finally answer "great"he said menma stood up "man u got make a move take ot from me"he said "what!u have never even seen a girl before!"he shouted menma sat back down "now explain it again for me whats a girl?"he asked naruto expained and menma understood "oh so that ino girl is b..."he said he was cut off by naruto hand pressing his lips together "be quiet retard"he shouted menma pushed his brothers hand from his lips "that wasn't funny that hurt u know"he said menma put on a "serious"face "when can I go to the leaf he said naruto shook his head "I don't know"he said menma frowned and looked to the ground surround him naruto felt a light flicker in his brain "I got it!"he shouted menma looked up "what"he said naruto smiled "we bring u back and tsunada will test u"the eighteen year old shouted menma smiled "alright"he said the twins disappeared into the forest
At the hokage mansion
Tsunada looked at the paper on the clipboard she was holding "your his twin brother alright same blood same everything just not hair"she said looking back up at the twins "now he just has to take a test to check if he the same skill set"she said menma nodded and they left the room
A hour later of waiting for naruto
Naruto was slump in his seat in the waiting room eating stale potato chips he got from the vending machine after he ate his fourth one tsunada came in menma did have a scratch on him "who did he face!"naruto shouted tsunada smiled "all of the strongest jounin that means kakashi,shikamaru and choji"she said "not even a scratch and none could touch him with anything so that means he is a chunin like u"she said she walked into her office slammed the door closed after a while of walking around menma and naruto walked to naruto apartment
The next day
Naruto stopd on a tree watching ino the beautiful flower girl water the flowers unfortunately he could see her underwear she bend over a bit to much naruto wiped his nosebleed and sat back menma sneaked behind his bother "what u doing bird brains"naruto fell off the tree to the ground menma didn't jump down ino was already on her way to see if he was ok "naruto are u ok how many finger am I holding up!"she shouted naruto looked closely "uh 55 no 99 no 13"he shouted ino asked "how old are u" he blinked "88 no 12 im close and I know it 18"he shouted ino stopped the test to look up at menma in the tree who was about to fall off "naruto"he said softy "put your brain back in your head"he said naruto shook his head "what happened?"he said menma smiled and pulled himself up and sat down "u fell out of a tree" ino replied naruto got up "uh"he said menma was dancing around trying to translate "make a move man ask her out" naruto looked into ino's light blue eyes "u want to go out sometime"he said menma fist pumped in victory put he forgot he was hanging "oops"he said before faceplanted on the rock hard ground "im ok"he said putting a thumbs up at the new couple ... maybe menma then picked up his face naruto was gone and ino was watering the flower "thanks for caring ino"he mumbled getting up from his broken face and walking away
Later that day
Menma was in the couch he covered his face with a ice pack naruto was running back and forth menma pulled off the ice pack "u need help with clothing"he said naruto nodded "now my mistake of watching fashion police has payed off"he said he gave naruto the prefect cothes that made him look "cool" he said menma looked up and down at him he was wearing blue sneakers and cacky pants with a black belt he was wearing a shirt sleeves office shirt that was untucked and a watch on his wrist and a ring on his pinky finger and middle finger "now thats what I'm talking about"naruto said menma shook his head at the pulled up pants "dude put your pants under your butt u look like a nerd" he said naruto did so "thats what"he said naruto hissed at his comment naruto heard a knock "coming"menma shouted he opened the door there stood ino yamanaka in a dress that took both mens breath away "whoa"both said naruto hissed at menma "what"he said menma walked away from the door naruto smiled "sorry about that"he said menma hissed "have a nice whatever bye"he said pushing naruto out the door "bye and pull it up if your uncomfortable"he said he slammed the door closed naruto pulled up his pants "anyway where we going "ino asked naruto thought for a moment menma opened the door "tea house"he shouted he closed the door and ino look at naruto "the tea house it is"she said naruto frowned at menma look out the window
At tea house
Naruto sipped on his tea "how u been ever since we finishing college"he said ino looked at him "great u?"she said naruto looked at her "stressed"he said ino was confused "why?"she asked naruto lookednat the cup and tea in his hand "work and all"he said ino looked at her tea as well and a awkward silence came on menma was sitting at a table across the room looking at them sipping his tea his black long sleeved office shirt that was untucked and his black jeans he pulled on his elred tie abit and fixed his red sneakers from getting scratched hinata walked over and sat down next to him "what are u doing she whispered in the mans ear "whoa!"he said when hinata did so "why are u here ... uh"he said hinata giggled "hinata"she said menma sipped on his tea "u came her to spy on ino or something he said innocently "u were spying to menma"she said a women walked over "what would u like"she said "blueberry tea and two slices of cheese cake "she said. The women wrote it down and left "yuck blueberry"menma said hinata looked at him "don't judge me"she said menma chuckled and sipped on his hot tea. Naruto closed his eyes "hey ino who was the banana skin guy u were dating in college?"he asked ino frowned "sai"she said naruto opened his eyes "well didn't u hear what he did on campus when u were visiting your parents"he said ino shook ber head "no"she said naruto sighed and leaned against the wall beside him "he raped kiba"he said almost puking ino put her hand over her mouth "oh gross"she said imaging what happened naruto chuckled and sipped on his tea ino hissed at his chuckle "ino sipped her tea. Hinata sipped on her tea menma took a bit of the cheese cake she order he chewed and hinata hissed at him lod chewing "cut it out bird brain"she hissed menma stopped chewing and chewed slower menma eyes widen "narutos making a pinky move toward inos pinky"he said hinata shot her sight to there hands "we have contact"he said hinata put on a cheeky smile "I could kiss u right now for spoting that"she said menma rolled his eyes he sipped on his tea and watch there hands go full contact he smiled and took another bit of his cake