Bravestuck
one dat Jone Egbort was poofing around usinf his zappy zap time travel powers to dick around and doom timeleines. While he was zappy zapping, he lost control of the zaping
"TiTTIES " yels Jone as he nyooms to an unknown aarea he had never sean b4.
"wat" he sez confusedly as he loks around. he zooped into a dark forst. sodenly he herd a noiz nd screeamd "HOLY NIKOLAS GAYGE!111!"
aftur passing otu from the starteling sound he woke up and saw a women with a big boobys staring dpown nat him.
"あなたは素敵なお尻を持っている" sed the big boobie women
"wat the fudge r u sayign?!1" jonethn exxalemd.
"どのように多くの膣あなたが持っている" the boob said in a way tht jon e sthought she was aking a question/
"lady do yoy spoke england?" joe asks. he is annoy
"ya i spek american" she says with abn texus accent
"wtf y did u spek naruto then"
"idk lol" she sez and helps joanne off the ground. "whts ur name"
"johne" says jone.
"my neme is nalmika. were did u kome from jon?questionmark"
jon scratchd hsi head and ignored the dandriff coming out. "I am not know. i do the zippy zap to time travel but i glose controle and now i am at this place."
"grund gayea"
"ya watever idc wat this place is scalled. i jus want to get back to my own universe "
"i can probably halp u weth ur zapp zappy probalem" nalmeka saz.
"how yyu do that?"
"i hav friend name karl-"
"lol karl is a shit name"
"shute up i am speak. anywey my frond koral kan halp uyo he know a lot of thing."
jen agreed and they emborked on advonter thru teh forste. Nalmoke slicd up theb ad dudes nd jone was like "omgz u are so cool i am ur biggezt fan-" and Nye Mikae reploed with "shute the fucxk up m8" and joen stop talk.
Soon they escapped the scare forest and jone sigh. "wow that was scare!1" he say tiredly.
"for a skrube it is scare, yes" says Nulemieka. "hurey up Karle is somewhere up here we will find him"
END OF CHAPTER 1 please comment rate and subscrube if u want 2 sea more of joheny egbrt and his wakcey adevntures in gay gaia