Karaoke

A/N I just figured I would try it. For those of you who read my other story, don't worry I will still be working on that one as well. I just need to get these so then maybe I can concentrate on typing instead of singing these songs every time I write the person's name.

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APOV

"I am so bored," whined Emmett for the 24th time in about 5 minutes. Just then I had the most magnificent idea; karaoke.

"Alice don't you dare even think of asking them," snarled Edward. I being me just simply ignored him because there was nothing he could do about it.

"Hey everyone I just had this great idea-"

"No you didn't it is very stupid," interrupted Edward.

"Put a sock in it. It isn't my fault you don't know what fun is. Any way who wants to KARAOKE? It will be very fun please," I said while throwing in one of my famous puppy dog faces.

"Um I don't know," said Jasper.

"Please Jasper please play. I need someone to sing with me or it isn't any fun," I pouted.

"Fine I will play," he finally cracked. I knew he would be the easiest one to crack.

"So Em you in or aren't you man enough," jeered Jasper not wanting to be the only guy.

"Hell yeah of course I'm in," Emmett blared.

"Well if he is in I guess I am too," Rosalie sighed.

"Um I will play if Jake and Edward play," bargained Bella quickly.

"Sure I will sing too if you want me too Bella," agreed Jake. Jake is one of those people I love to hate and hates to love but it is nice having him around. Kind of.

"I will sing too but only if Carlisle and Esme join," scowled Edward. I hate him sometimes he needs to learn to loosen up some.

"I will join," said Esme.

"I guess I will but I draw the line at one song," stated Carlisle, "Besides you never know when I might be called in." Let's see how long that will last. I am sure I can get him to sing more than one song if I really wanted to.

"Yay everyone is playing I will go get the machine," I cheered. I dashed up to Jasper and mines room and was back in about 2 seconds. Where I found a dumbstruck Edward fuming about how his parents agreed to join.

"How about you start Alice seems as though you are the one who can up with the idea," offered Bella. She is so sweet but little does she know I need her help for my song. Mawahahahahahaha I can be so evil.

"Ok but Bella I kind of need your help to make it look right." She just stared at me in horror but never refused.

"What do I need to do Alice," she squeaked.

"Well you have seen Wicked right. So I need you help to perform the Makeover seine."

"Um oh ok. Let me guess I get to be Alphaba and you get to be Glenda."

"Correct now let me just put the c.d. in and we will begin. Oh just so you know I am going to perform the whole seine. So be ready." Bella groaned a little but didn't protest. She is learning quite quickly that I always win.

(Alice will be Italics and Bella will be bold. This is going to be fun! : D)

Oh look it's tomorrow

Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project

You really don't have to do that

I know. That's what makes me so nice!
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I. And let's face it - who isn't less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed, And when someone needs a makeover ,I simply have to take over, I know, I know exactly what they need, And even in your case, Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face, Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, Follow my lead, and yes, indeed, You will be, Popular! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper poise, When you talk to boys, Little ways to flirt and flounce, Ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear, How to fix your hair, Everything that really counts, To be popular, I'll help you be popular!, You'll hang with the right cohorts, You'll be good at sports, Know the slang you've got to know, So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Now I am going to turn you frock into a pretty ball gown ready.
I guess.

Ok (Waves fake wand) Ball gown. Err (waves wand again) Ball gown.

Do you want me to try?

(Tosses wand over shoulder) Just wear the frock it's pretty.
Don't be offended by my frank analysis, Think of it as personality dialysis, Now that I've chosen to become a pal, A sis, there's nobody wiser, Not when it comes to popular -I know about popular, And with an assist from me, To be who you'll be, Instead of dreary who you were, well, are, There's nothing that can stop you, From becoming popu-ler. LAR!, La la la la ... We're gonna make you popular, When I see depressing creatures, With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf, To think of celebrated heads of state, Or specially great communicators, Did they have brains or knowledge?, Don't make me laugh!
DON'T! (points finger at Bella)
They were popular! Please -It's all about popular!, It's not about aptitude, It's the way you're viewed, So it's very shrewd to be, Very very popular like me!
(Takes imaginary flower out of hair and puts it in Bella's)

Wow pink looks good with green. Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.
I - I have to go.
You're welcome!
And though you protest your disinterest, I know clandestinely, You're gonna grin and bear it, Your new found popularity, La la la la ... You'll be popular, Just not as quite as popular as me!

I sang the last note while spinning on my tip toes."That was hilarious," bellowed Jacob in between fits of laughter.

"For once I have to agree with you mutt," barked Emmett. Everyone, even Jasper was laughing by this point. I couldn't help but laugh along with them. I wonder who is going to man up and go next…

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A/N Yay Alice is done so I am safe to type her name now. Tell me what you think please. Oh and can you guys tell me who you think should go next because I have songs picked out I just need to know who I should make fun of next. –With Hugs Alex or Alexandra or Alicecullen351