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Chapter 1
Like usual Goku and Vegeta were training on the mountain side close to the Sons house. It was getting late and Goku was getting hungry . . . like always. "Im really hungry! can we stop and go eat?" Goku whined to Vegeta. "Damn Kakarot, your such a pig! NO were going to train some more!" After fifteen minutes of nagging Vegeta finally gave in.
Meanwhile Bulma and Chichi were busy preparing dinner. They had the tv on and were whatching some movie on lifetime. "Isnt that so unfair? She loved him so much and he turned out to be having an affair with the milkman." said Bulma. Chichi sat down on the counter and stared at the television. "They think they can get away with anything, we should give them some of their own medicine, huh?" CHichi turned to Bulma who noded her agreement.
"But its wierd that she didnt noticed anything with the milkman always comming on the mornings and staying for like three hours alone whith her husband." She put her hands over her mouth and yelpt. "Hold on a sec. Goku and Vegeta have been spending alot of time together lately." Chichi realizing this, jumped up quickly and took hold of her pan of doom. "Damn Goku!" she said swinging it around. "Ill teach you to cheat on me whith Vegeta!"
Bulma held out her hand signaling her to put the pan down. "CHichi calm down your gonna hit me! Theres a better way to get back at them if you know what i mean." Bulma smiled eavely. Chichi put the pan down and returned her smile. "Bulma your a genious! Well what are we waiting for?" Said Chichi ans she put her hands around Bulma. "Well wait untill they come home, then theyll be sorry they ever cheated on us." Said Bulma hugging her back.
"Um, whats going on? is dinner ready mom?" Chichi turned to her five year old son Gohan who had just appeared in the kitchen. The two wommen let go of each other. "No honey, not yet. GO back to your room and study, ill call you when dinner is readdy. Oh, and something else, dont come down unless i call you k?" Gohan groaned and nodded. "Fine! but dont take long OK?" whith that he left back to his room.
"Now back to what we were doing." said Bulma seductivly. CHichi put her arms around her and wispered in her ear. "I like the way you think. Now heres a random fact, did you know my name in spanish means tits??" Buma gigled, "Cool, now we just wait for them to come home." they both laughed eavely.
FInally Goku and Vegeta arrived home. Without knocking they stept inside but stopped abruptly. Bulma and Chichi were standing infront of them. Suddenly a pot went flying and smacked Goku on the face. "How could you do that to me!" Chichi yelled dramaticly and pointed at Goku accusingly. Bulma smacked her face "Way to follow the plan Chichi!" Vegeta who had been laughing himself silly at Gokus pain, stoped and tirned to Bilma. "hat the hell is your problem!? and weres my dinner wommen?!"
Bulma glared at Vegeta. "You whant diner? well how do you like this for dinner?!" She grabed Chichi and pulled her into a passionet kiss. The two sayans just stared stupidly at the scene of action playing out infront of them. "SO does this mean theres no dinner?" Goku asked, Vegeta stared at him in disbelief and smaked him on the head. "You dim wit! are you retarded!? Our wimmen are just making out and your worried about dinner?!" Goku stared at him dumbly, "But Im hungry!!" Vegeta just rolled his eyes and smaked him again.