Author's Note: Yep, this is my pokemon journey. Well, I changed my name and stuff for obvious reasons. Anyway, it has come to my attention that some might be extremely offended by the contents of my story. If you're so sensitive about Pokemon, then you should not be reading this! You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor will I ever own Pokemon.

Prolouge

I'm just a normal kid. Well, that's a lie. My name is Wheely. Well, my real first name is too embarassing, but my last name is Wonder. Sounds stupid, huh? Wheely Wonder. I have such a funny name. Oh, yeah, this prologue crap. I live in a messed up world called the Pokemon world, in a messed up town called Pallet Town.

So today is my 16th birthday. If I lived in the real world, I'd get a car. Where I come from, they give kids an animal, a backpack, a computer, a bunch of balls, and tennis shoes. Then, they kick you out of the house to explore the whole fucking region. Some birthday.

"Lily! Get dressed!", my mom called, interrupting my awesome prologue. "Mom! Call me Wheely!", I yelled. Ohmygod! It's 9:00! I'm two hours late! Gotta run!

Note: This story should be rated R for retarded lol

-Wheely