A/N: Sorry, I forgot the rules said the original format of this was against the rules. I had to reformat and re upload. Sorry for the inconveinence and enjoy, okay? =D
Dad...Are You Gay?
*insert random talking about acheivments and eventual compliments*
"You're welcome, dear! Come and sit on daddy's lap and he'll tell you about his days in the Marines."
Kaoru sits.
"Well, my platoon leader's name was Jenkins, and he was a strong, muscular man. Yes, strong and handsome and muscular, with a tight buttocks..."
"…dad…?"
Tamaki blushes. "Um.... yes, sweetie?"
"...are you gay?"
"O.O! Um... well... no you see I just... well this one time I DID kiss that nice gentleman... um... well sweetie, you see, sometimes when men have certain needs... um..." Is totally red.
"…like sex?"
Tamaki chokes. "Um... yes, like sex. And sometimes, when women break our hearts we need a little MORE than sex... sometimes men love other men on special set terms that... ummm"
Kaoru pats knee. "That's okay, daddy. I understand.…does this mean you and mommy (Kyouya) are going to get divorced?"
"Oh! Oh, you do?" * Tamaki feels relief. "Oh, I'm so happy!" Bursts into tears. "And no! Of course not! No, I love your mommy very much! Very, very much!" Sweatdrops.
"...Daddy...where do babies come from? Are you going to have a baby with Mr. Sex?"
"Well, babies come from sex! And love! Lots of wonderful, sparkly love. But no... two daddies can't have a baby. Only and mommy and a daddy can!"
Kaoru pokes in tummy. "From mommy's tummy?"
"Yes, from Mommy's tummy. That's exactly right, Kaoru!"
Kaoru smiles. "Daddy...can I have babies from my tummy, too?"
"Um... well no, because babies can only come from mommy tummies, Kaoru!"
Kaoru pouting. "But I want to be a mommy..." brain wave "and Hikaru can be the daddy!!!!!"
This was a quick cbox RP I did with Moonchild10 on a host club RP site. . Tis one of the most awsome sites ever!! I also did a rather smutty one with the Kyouya there that involved washing macheines, hand cuffs, tape, closets and adistortion in who's more experienced, but I forgot to save it -smacks self-
Anyway, we've agreed that if ya'll readers want more, we shall continue it, perhaps with 'Mommy' and 'Brother', too. -nudgenudgewinkwink-