Author's Note: Well...GWEVIN OVERLOAD!!! AAAAHHH! Okay, spaz attack over. Mesa not happy about Alien Force. Gwevin...don't need to say...but even BEVIN gets a treat? Please bring in more implied stuffy for Bwen, if any of you creators read fanfics! Anyway. Prior to the episode I was obsessed with Bowling for Soup's song, 'Girl All the Bad Guys Want' and I thought, that's Gwen all over! And after the episode itself...OHMAGAWD...it fit so well, I wanted to write it...

This is similar to my earlier fic, 'One of Those Guys', in which I filk a song and then write more on one of the characters (usually Kevin--according to reviewers, I'm good as him) during the ep. But I got lazy, so here's just the filk! Me bro described it as 'Save the Last Dance...in song mode.'

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Girl All the Bad Guys Want

Her school has a prom night and she's waitin'
To finally talk to the boy whose name is Kevin.
Her name is Gwen and she won't listen to anything,
She threw him the booklet, but he's not quite sure what she means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows at her long red hair.
She doesn't notice him!

He's much better at wrestling
Beating all the tough guys
But dancing will really
Make him wanna die.

It's like a love movie
She's desperate for him
If you were him, then you'd be
Screaming "Someone shoot me!"
As he fails miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Gwen's the girl all the bad guys want!

Meanwhile Ben eatin' metal and Julie's real confused,
Maybe Big Chill could be just like ol' Ghostfreak.
She knows he's not alone, cause Ben's still got her,
He better know that she's the best that he'll ever have.

And when she walks,
Ben is really busy worrying,
But not as much as Kevin!

Now he's borrowing Max's tux,
Can't do his bow tie.
It is implied Bevin,
It's all candy for their eyes.

Big Chill's got a metal fetish,
Weird smoothies? He'll pass.
Kevin's now got confidence,
The Bwendites're screaming 'Oh MAN!'

It's like a science film,
Ben can swallow hot metal.
And there's a reference to Spider-Man,
When Pete kissed his Mary.
But there ain't any kissing,
Instead Big Chill vanishes through the wall!
Big Chill vanishes through the wall!
Big Chill vanishes through the wall!
And I think I got the point across!

And now it nears evening,
With white dress on, oh Gwen's lookin' perfect,
It's not so hard, to ask a girl on a date,
Provided Big Chill won't crash it...

Now there's an emergency,
Julie's calling cause of the tough guy
He's eating a lotta metal
Normally he's probably die!
Along comes their car,
Man they're looking real class.
And Julie's got a moped...moped....moped.....

Aww, Ben's a mommy,
It is kind of awkward,
If you're like me, then you'd be
Screaming 'I WANT HIS BABIES!'
As Ben starts thinking weirdly,
Trying to understand Necrofriggians!

This episode was kind of fun!
We saw Gwen and Kevvy dance!
It's just like what happened in
The old ep Big Fat Alien Wedding!
(there it goes again)
And some really weird puns!
AND MINI BIG CHILLS I WANT!
(there I go again)
Wow this filk was lotsa fun!
I'll stop before I rant!