Welcome to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scone
A/N-please excuse my writing, I have horrible grammar n spelling, n I like abbreviations, but theyre basically self-explanitory
The Dursleys would like to say they were perfectly normal, thank u very much..but theres no point in lying. Petunia Dursley would enjoy poking their overwait son, Dudley in the eyes, and Vernon Dursley would like nothing better than to eat his little pooch. But, try as they might to act normal, ...they couldn't.
"Hey chunky" petunia would say as she took a fork and shoved it up dudleys nose, "go bite daddy" and so Dudley would walk over to Mr. Vernon Dursley and bite him on his butt.
"You **** child!!!" he shouted. "Go bite something else!!"
Dudley went over to their petit pooch, Jimminy, and tried to eat it, but of course Vernon saw this
"YOU **** CHILD!" he shouted. "SHES MINE" and, to the utter dismay of petunia, he grabbed the dog by its ears, and bit it's legs off.
THE END
Yea, I kno I realized im horrible @ writing humorous stuff, so I decided to write in another genre. Cya
A/N-please excuse my writing, I have horrible grammar n spelling, n I like abbreviations, but theyre basically self-explanitory
The Dursleys would like to say they were perfectly normal, thank u very much..but theres no point in lying. Petunia Dursley would enjoy poking their overwait son, Dudley in the eyes, and Vernon Dursley would like nothing better than to eat his little pooch. But, try as they might to act normal, ...they couldn't.
"Hey chunky" petunia would say as she took a fork and shoved it up dudleys nose, "go bite daddy" and so Dudley would walk over to Mr. Vernon Dursley and bite him on his butt.
"You **** child!!!" he shouted. "Go bite something else!!"
Dudley went over to their petit pooch, Jimminy, and tried to eat it, but of course Vernon saw this
"YOU **** CHILD!" he shouted. "SHES MINE" and, to the utter dismay of petunia, he grabbed the dog by its ears, and bit it's legs off.
THE END
Yea, I kno I realized im horrible @ writing humorous stuff, so I decided to write in another genre. Cya