WEISS GO TO THE MALL, and various other mishaps.
DISCLAIMER: I am the proud owner of 8 bishounen, and numerous other unimportant characters.. Ha! Yeah, right. And pigs fly to my bedroom window and talk to me at night..*a flying pig taps on the window*...Forget I said that. Basically, I don't own them, so don't sue.^_^;
Part one.
Yohji: Welcome to another pointless fic by Blue Silhouette! *snicker*
BS: My fics are NOT pointless! They just...have...no point.
Yohji: *sweatdrop* That's just what I said!
BS: *deathglare* Anyway, do you boys want to come with me to the mall?
Weiss (except for Aya): Yeah!
Omi: We don't get out much -___-;
Ken: *continually bounces soccer ball off Yohji's head*
Aya: No.
BS: Come on!
Aya: No.
BS: Look, I'm going to take you to the mall, even if I have to knock you out!
Aya: ..Fine.
BS: I knew you'd see it my way! *beams* Oh, Yo-tan..
Yohji: *unaware that Ken is bouncing a soccer ball off his head* Yes, sweetie?
BS: *bats eyelashes* Could you drive us to the mall? I'm sorta unable to drive coz of my age, and Aya won't drive coz he hates me! *sniff* *sob*
Yohji:..If I said no, you'd make me anyway.
BS: Thank you! *kisses Yohji on the cheek*
Aya: *grumble* Of all the stupid trivial things I let myself be talked into..
AT THE MALL
BS: We're here!
Omi: YAY!!! *jumps up and down genkily*
Aya: TAKATORI SHI-NEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *is busy hacking into some poor unsuspecting koala sitting in a gum tree*
BS: Aaaaaaaaay-yaaaaaaaaa! That's a fricking koala, not fricking TAKATORI!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
(Meanwhile, Schwarz are in the carpark on the other side of the mall.)
Schu: Braaaaaaadddd!!
Crawford: What?!
Schu: NO need to get touchy or anything! Can we pleeeeeeease get ice- cream??
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
*****This continues on for at least 10 minutes, until Crawford finally relents, and takes Schu, Nagi and Farf to the MacDonald's on-site*****
Farf: *demands that he gets an ice-cream sundae with blood on top*
Counter chick: *faints*
Nagi: *floats Farf back to the table* Stupid insane Irishman! The only way you can get blood legally from MacDonald's is to buy a raw beef patty!
Crawford: *shoots Nagi a deathglare* Farf isn't going anywhere, do you understand? Now, watch him while I go and wash my hands..God knows what bacteria could be on these tables..
Nagi: *nods*
MALE TOILETS
Schuldig: *in the process of making two patrons screw each other senseless* *sighs* Only a telepath could do this.. Marriage counselling can go to hell!
Crawford: SCHULDIG!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!! *drags Schuldig and the rest of Schwarz into the actual mall* THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS WITH YOU 3 EVER AGAIN!!!!!! *hyperventilates* Now, go, run wild for a while. I'm going to get coffee.
Rest of Schwarz: 0_o *all run away screaming like maniacs*
Omi: *looks up from computer section in Target only to see Nagi running around screaming* Oh, the rest of Schwarz must have driven him insane. Oh well. *goes back to drooling over Pentium 4 processing chips*
BS: *rolls eyes*
END PART ONE
Well, if that wasn't over the top...
This the result of being cooped up in a room full of ghosted computers with only the internet to keep me occupied..
I hope you like my insane ficcie. More coming VERY SOON.
NEXT~ Yohji does strange things.
~Blue Silhouette~
DISCLAIMER: I am the proud owner of 8 bishounen, and numerous other unimportant characters.. Ha! Yeah, right. And pigs fly to my bedroom window and talk to me at night..*a flying pig taps on the window*...Forget I said that. Basically, I don't own them, so don't sue.^_^;
Part one.
Yohji: Welcome to another pointless fic by Blue Silhouette! *snicker*
BS: My fics are NOT pointless! They just...have...no point.
Yohji: *sweatdrop* That's just what I said!
BS: *deathglare* Anyway, do you boys want to come with me to the mall?
Weiss (except for Aya): Yeah!
Omi: We don't get out much -___-;
Ken: *continually bounces soccer ball off Yohji's head*
Aya: No.
BS: Come on!
Aya: No.
BS: Look, I'm going to take you to the mall, even if I have to knock you out!
Aya: ..Fine.
BS: I knew you'd see it my way! *beams* Oh, Yo-tan..
Yohji: *unaware that Ken is bouncing a soccer ball off his head* Yes, sweetie?
BS: *bats eyelashes* Could you drive us to the mall? I'm sorta unable to drive coz of my age, and Aya won't drive coz he hates me! *sniff* *sob*
Yohji:..If I said no, you'd make me anyway.
BS: Thank you! *kisses Yohji on the cheek*
Aya: *grumble* Of all the stupid trivial things I let myself be talked into..
AT THE MALL
BS: We're here!
Omi: YAY!!! *jumps up and down genkily*
Aya: TAKATORI SHI-NEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *is busy hacking into some poor unsuspecting koala sitting in a gum tree*
BS: Aaaaaaaaay-yaaaaaaaaa! That's a fricking koala, not fricking TAKATORI!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
(Meanwhile, Schwarz are in the carpark on the other side of the mall.)
Schu: Braaaaaaadddd!!
Crawford: What?!
Schu: NO need to get touchy or anything! Can we pleeeeeeease get ice- cream??
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
Crawford: No.
Schu: Please?
*****This continues on for at least 10 minutes, until Crawford finally relents, and takes Schu, Nagi and Farf to the MacDonald's on-site*****
Farf: *demands that he gets an ice-cream sundae with blood on top*
Counter chick: *faints*
Nagi: *floats Farf back to the table* Stupid insane Irishman! The only way you can get blood legally from MacDonald's is to buy a raw beef patty!
Crawford: *shoots Nagi a deathglare* Farf isn't going anywhere, do you understand? Now, watch him while I go and wash my hands..God knows what bacteria could be on these tables..
Nagi: *nods*
MALE TOILETS
Schuldig: *in the process of making two patrons screw each other senseless* *sighs* Only a telepath could do this.. Marriage counselling can go to hell!
Crawford: SCHULDIG!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!! *drags Schuldig and the rest of Schwarz into the actual mall* THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS WITH YOU 3 EVER AGAIN!!!!!! *hyperventilates* Now, go, run wild for a while. I'm going to get coffee.
Rest of Schwarz: 0_o *all run away screaming like maniacs*
Omi: *looks up from computer section in Target only to see Nagi running around screaming* Oh, the rest of Schwarz must have driven him insane. Oh well. *goes back to drooling over Pentium 4 processing chips*
BS: *rolls eyes*
END PART ONE
Well, if that wasn't over the top...
This the result of being cooped up in a room full of ghosted computers with only the internet to keep me occupied..
I hope you like my insane ficcie. More coming VERY SOON.
NEXT~ Yohji does strange things.
~Blue Silhouette~