(This is ST: TNG in a parallel universe. You can first notice that Picard
has hair. You also will notice that Geordi has a girlfriend, Troi will say
something that is not totally obvious, Riker can't get a girlfriend, and
Data can use contractions. There will also be a few surprises along the
way. Enjoy() I will be writing more but this is the first scene
Captain's log star date..umm..star date.um oh screw it! Today we are on route to the Delta Airlines quadrant to study boring star cluster that there is nothing baffling about it.
Scene 1:Bridge
(Picard comes out of his ready room)
Picard: Worf how many times do I have to tell you no tutus on the bridge!!
Worf: Sorry sir.
Picard: (runs his hand through his hair) How long until our arrival Mr. Data?
Data: (dressed in black) Why does it matter? The demons from hell are coming to imprison us all and take us with them.
Picard: Geordi can you take Mr. Data down to engineering he seems to be showing that depressed attitude again due to our last encounter with Gothic Borg.
Geordi: Aye sir. (Geordi and Data leave the bridge)
Picard: Number 1, you have the bridge. I need a drink.
Riker: But sir, you told me yesterday that you were giving up drinking?
Picard: Shut up.
Riker: Yes sir.
(Picard leaves the bridge)
Riker(to Deanna): So I was wondering if maybe we could go to the holodeck.
Deanna: Will we both know I'm way out of your league.
Riker: Oh ok just asking.
Worf: Commander, small object to port.
Riker: What is it?
Worf : A rock sir.
Riker: How big?
Worf: ½ a meter x ½ meter sir.
Riker: Shields up! Lock on phasers and fire at will!!
(Worf aims his phaser at Riker and fires)
Riker: Not at me lieutenant at the rock.
Worf: But you said fire at Will that is your first name isn't it?
Riker: Yes it is, but you were suppose to fire at the rock!
Worf: Maybe you should be a little more descriptive of your orders commander so this won't happen again.
Wesley(over communicator): Grraahhhhhhhhlalalalalaalalalaalallalaalllal.
Riker: Wesley I told you not to mess with the communicators.
Wesley: You did sir but I'm using the comm panel.
Riker: They're the same thing.
Wesley: Oh.
(to be continued)
Captain's log star date..umm..star date.um oh screw it! Today we are on route to the Delta Airlines quadrant to study boring star cluster that there is nothing baffling about it.
Scene 1:Bridge
(Picard comes out of his ready room)
Picard: Worf how many times do I have to tell you no tutus on the bridge!!
Worf: Sorry sir.
Picard: (runs his hand through his hair) How long until our arrival Mr. Data?
Data: (dressed in black) Why does it matter? The demons from hell are coming to imprison us all and take us with them.
Picard: Geordi can you take Mr. Data down to engineering he seems to be showing that depressed attitude again due to our last encounter with Gothic Borg.
Geordi: Aye sir. (Geordi and Data leave the bridge)
Picard: Number 1, you have the bridge. I need a drink.
Riker: But sir, you told me yesterday that you were giving up drinking?
Picard: Shut up.
Riker: Yes sir.
(Picard leaves the bridge)
Riker(to Deanna): So I was wondering if maybe we could go to the holodeck.
Deanna: Will we both know I'm way out of your league.
Riker: Oh ok just asking.
Worf: Commander, small object to port.
Riker: What is it?
Worf : A rock sir.
Riker: How big?
Worf: ½ a meter x ½ meter sir.
Riker: Shields up! Lock on phasers and fire at will!!
(Worf aims his phaser at Riker and fires)
Riker: Not at me lieutenant at the rock.
Worf: But you said fire at Will that is your first name isn't it?
Riker: Yes it is, but you were suppose to fire at the rock!
Worf: Maybe you should be a little more descriptive of your orders commander so this won't happen again.
Wesley(over communicator): Grraahhhhhhhhlalalalalaalalalaalallalaalllal.
Riker: Wesley I told you not to mess with the communicators.
Wesley: You did sir but I'm using the comm panel.
Riker: They're the same thing.
Wesley: Oh.
(to be continued)