This is a joke. Do not take it seriously. I don't own Undertale. Happy April Fools Day. Prepare for cringe.
Alas, once again I find myself being chased by thousands of hopefuls wishing to take me to prom. Oh what misery is my life. I must run, but thankfully I am the fastest on Ebott High's track team. I am in fact the fastest runner in the world. But alas, I am still being chased.
The road begins to incline. We are heading up the nearby Mt. Ebott. Some distance behind me, a pursuer offers me a 94 carat diamond in exchange for my hand in marriage. I continue running and his and the other hopefuls' cries fade into the background.
Alas, I trip. I fall down a wide and deep hole. Alas, no one will mourn me but the thousands of families I helped out of poverty. Alas, I am an orphan and I have no family to cry over my disappearance. Perhaps the birds and squirrels and other friendly woodland creatures who took me in shall weep, but nobody more. I have never known true love and now I do not think I ever will.
I awaken on a soft patch of beautiful golden flowers. Perhaps I am fated to do something in this strange underground world. I look up and standing across the clearing is a skeleton. He winks at me. "i'm sans. are you an angel? cuz i think you just fell from heaven." I smile at his pun. I have always had self confidence issues, despite everyone I meet telling me that I am beautiful, smart, kind, funny, kawaii, and literally every other desirable trait in existence. Sans's attention, however, makes me feel better.
Sans tells me of the plight of him and the other monsters. He promises me that he will never let anybody harm me or try to take my soul because from the moment he laid eyes on me he felt an uncontrollable need to keep me safe. I am flattered, even though I know that I am powerful enough to take down even the greatest army with just a single attack. But perhaps I can help all these monsters. Perhaps this is how I can fulfill the ancient prophecy that I have carried since the day I was born.
I let Sans teleport me to the barrier and then take out my soul. It is rainbow, so it has all the traits that human souls can have. I have always liked how the colors match my eyes and hair, both of which are naturally rainbow as well. I watch the little heart glow for but a second more before I touch the barrier. It breaks instantly.
All the monsters are free and Asriel, Chara, Gaster, Gaster's followers, Goner kid, the six fallen children, and everybody else is brought back to life and saved because I am perfect. Asgore and Toriel make me the queen even though I am not a monster. I am perfect and I bring peace to all species. As we watch Temmie graduate from college, Sans kneels before me and asks for my hand in marriage. I say yes. We have a 300000000500 layer cake and my dress is covered in glitter. I am wearing hot pink lipstick and a diamond bracelet and everybody agrees that I am perfect.
Sans and I have two children together. They both have rainbow souls and are as powerful and perfect as I am.
/: ._. :\
Memoryhead number three put down the fanfic and looked up at Memoryhead one and Memoryhead two. "I will never be able to forget that this atrocity exists, won't I?" he asked. Then they all melted and that is exactly the way that amalgamates are created. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeend.