This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Enjoy. :)

I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts or anything else that happens to be in this story.

The rest of the chapters will be much shorter than this one.

Bad News is Bad

"Ugh… Gannon just won't die!" An outraged spiky red haired nobody yelled as he threw a black Wii controller along with a matching nunchuck out an opened window right next to the television set placed in Reiji's room.

"Jinga! That was my third controller you've thrown out this week!" Complained the red headed pyromaniac with his arms held high in the air in annoyance.

"Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you guys…" mumbled a brown haired nobody who was lying on Reiji's bed with his nose in a book.

The three Nobodies Jinga, Reiji and Zeo always seemed to hang out in Reiji's cluttered room after missions. For one reason is because, 1. They were bored, 2.

There was nothing else to do and 3. It was the only place to get an ice cream with Reiji's loaded mini freezer.

Jinga would always hog up the T.V and Wii system by playing The Legend of

Zelda Twilight Princess on his best friends' red bean bag chair right in front of the television set, Reiji would usually be sitting in his easy chair beside his mini freezer, chowing down on ice cream while watching Jinga play and Zeo would usually be reading a book on Reiji's unmade bed. It was the same routine every day. But they didn't seem to mind.

"Stupid Gannon! Why can't Zelda save herself?" Jinga complained as he brought his knees close to his chest and hugged them.

"Then what would be the point in the game?" Zeo inquired the younger nobody with a smirk as he flipped a page in his book.

"Jinga, Jinga, Jinga…" Reiji trailed off while shaking his head from side to side.

"It's only a game got it memorized? Here, have an ice cream." The pyro opened the white mini freezer door beside him and held out a sea salt ice cream for his buddy.

"Yeah…I guess you're right…" Breathed the Key of Destiny as he slowly stood up and retrieved the frozen blue treat.

"Besides that's what cheat codes are for anyway."

"Cheat codes? But Reiji, real gamers don't use cheat codes." Jinga replied as he licked away his yummy treat.

"Sure they do, how do you think I beat the entire series in just 36 hours?" Zeo interrupted while closing his book and setting it beside him.

"The WHOLE series? " Jinga questioned with awe.

"Every game on every system." Zeo reassured him with a nod.

Jinga's eyes grew wide and his mouth hung opened, he dropped his ice cream onto the floor with a plop and ran over to Zeo then grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him up and down smacking the poor Schemer's head onto Reiji's pillow over and over again roughly.

"TELL…ME…THE…CHEAT CODES…." Jinga began drooling and made a puddle

on Zeo's shirt.

Zeo's face scrunched up in disgust and slapped the living dusk out of Jinga.

The Key of Destiny's eyes shrank down to normal size and his mouth closed,

"Thanks…." He muttered.

"Anytime…"

"…"

SMACK

"Ow! What was that for?"

"Let go of me you imbecile!" Zeo exclaimed through gritted teeth.

Jinga quickly let go of Zeo's shoulders and took a few steps back.

"The next time you touch me I'll-"

"Whoa who whoa…." Reiji interrupted as he got up from his easy chair. He took another ice cream out of the freezer and began walking towards the Schemer. "Calm down there Zexy and have an ice cream, got it memorized?" The pyro quickly shoved the frozen treat into Zexion's mouth after saying his famous catchphrase.

The Schemer quickly took the ice cream out of his mouth, "Reiji, was that even necessary?"

"Everything I do is necessary;" The pyro placed a hand on his left hip." Now

lighten up will ya?" He finished while doing a hand gesture with his right hand.

"Let's do something, I'm so bored…." Jinga suddenly suggested randomly.

"We could always-"

"No way Zexy, we're not going to steal Kumasuke's Oreos and have him blame Rago again…." Reiji interrupted while pointing a finger in the air and waving it back in forth.

"Have it your way then, how about we-"

"Nu uh nope, I'm not getting turned into a dusk for-

Everybody dance now! (Cue catchy beat) Everybody dance now!

"Oh sorry that must be Wanda." Jinga apologized quietly after his phone ringer went off. He reached into his cloak pocket and pulled out his new I-phone and answered it.

Zeo and Reiji looked at each other then back at Jinga and listened to the conversation.

"Hey Wanda." Jinga greeted with a shy smile.

"Why can't she just teleport here? She knows he's-"

"Shh!" Zeo hushed Reiji as Wanda's voice could be heard through the phone.

"Uh huh…Oh really? How much?...Oh 400 munny? I'll meet you there." Jinga shoved the phone back into his pocket with a smile and turned to face the two nobodies. His smile began to faint and he was now giving a more serious look. The Schemer and pyro were on edge.

"Guys…." Jinga started, "I've got some good news, and some bad news."

"The good news?" Reiji offered with a hand gesture.

"The good news is Darkened Paths 2 is in Gamestop now!" Jinga replied as his smile came back.

"Great, let's go there now." Zeo suggested as he sat up and swung his feet over

the side of Reiji's bed.

"BUT." said Jinga with much emphasis.

"Oh no! Not the buts! The buts usually mean very bad things! NO, ANYTHING

BUT THE BUTS! " Reiji began screaming as he got down on his knees and shouted to the ceiling with his hands in the air.

Outside Reiji's room Tetsuya happened to walk by. After hearing what Reiji had just screamed he stopped in his tracks and his eyes grew wide.

"Whatever in Kingdom Hearts is going on in there, its best that I don't find out…"

"Reiji, calm down all right? Anyway, here's the bad news-"

Reiji was now latched onto Jinga's leg and tears streamed down his face,

"NO! Don't tell me! It'll crush my little no-heart into tiny bite sized pieces that some lady in the South Pole can eat for breakfast! Please no!"

"Reiji." Jinga said with an emotionless face.

"Don't do it! She probably won't be able to digest it!"

"Reiji!" Roxas spoke louder.

"It'll kill her!"

"REIJI!" This time Roxas was yelling.

"Yeah?" The pyro's voice creaked as he sniffled his nose.

"Wait, what was I going to say?" The Key of Destiny asked himself out loud.

"You were about to tell him the bad news." replied Zeo with a hand gesture.

"NO NOT THE BAD NEWS!" Reiji began crying like 3 year old who just got their

favorite Elmo toy taken away.

Jinga sighed, "Thanks a lot Zeo…."

"My pleasure." The Schemer replied with a smirk.

Jinga began shaking his left leg which Reiji was latched onto side to side hoping

that his cry baby friend would get off. A sigh of annoyance escaped his lips when it had failed epically.

"Reiji, shut up, buckle up, grind it out the scientifically proven way and get off my

leg." Jinga yelled through gritted teeth.

"Wait a second that-"

"Never mind Zeo, I got it off my T.V show." Jinga replied most likely answering

Zeo's question.

Reiji sniffled through his nose a few times and sat up rubbing his eyes. The Key of Destiny quickly took a few steps away from his friend.

"Reiji, I'm going to tell you some awesome news." Jinga stated while crossing his arms.

"What's the news?" Reiji asked totally falling for it.

"The game Darkened Paths 2 costs 400 munny."

"NOOO! " Reiji screamed again at the ceiling.

"I have 200 we can use." Zeo offered

"Great, I got 80 so Reiji needs to come up with…" Jinga began counting on his fingers.

"120." Zeo answered quickly.

"Yeah, right I knew that."

"Wait, 120? But I only have 93…" Reiji managed to say through many sniffles.

"Then that means we need 27 more…Why do you both have such little munny? You can get up to at least 200 on a single mission." Zeo asked as he began his thinking pose.

Reiji replied by pointing to the mini freezer by his chair.

"Oh, how could I forget why you have so much ice cream? Anyway, Jinga, can't you come up with a little more than 80?" Zeo inquired while gesturing a hand towards said person or nobody.

"Sorry, it's all I got…" Jinga replied with an apologetic look.

"Well then, were going to have to get some."

"How?"

"Start by searching under all the couch cushions in the grey area, there's bound to be some in there." Zeo replied as a smirk formed on his lips.

"I'm on it!" Jinga quickly summoned a dark corridor (firestar) and ran in.

"Reiji." Zeo announced after the corridor disappeared.

Said person picked up his face and sniffled his nose a few times.

"Search the halls for any." He demanded.

"Wouldn't it be easier to ask missions from Doji?" Reiji asked as he rubbed his eyes.

"No, he won't assign any; trust me I've tried because you two were annoying the heck out of me."

The pyro sniffled. "Ok Zexy…" He stood up hunched over and lazily flipped his wrist to summon a dark corridor and slowly walked through it.

WITH JINGA

"Munny, munny, munny, where are you?" Jinga asked nobody but himself as he lifted up a white couch cushion. A gold shimmer glistened in the light and caught his eye. He picked up the object excitedly.

"Yes! This is 5 munny!"

WITH REIJI

"Finding munny in these hallways is highly unlikely, that Zeo doesn't know

what he's- Oh look munny!" He picked up the gold colored substance and whispered in excitement, "Yes! 5 munny!"

WITH ZEO

"It's great to have 2 imbeciles who do all the work…" He told himself as he was

lying back down on Reiji's bed reading his book again.

WITH RYUGA (what does he have to do with anything?)

DING!

"Oh boy my muffins are done!" He said excitedly as he was busy writing in some

sort of diary that was bubblegum pink.

AN HOUR LATER

"Let's count it all up now." Stated Jinga as he and Reiji emptied their hands of the munny they found onto Reiji's bed.

"373…383…393…95…97….99…" Zeo counted. "We have a total of 401 munny."

"Sweet! Let's go get it!" Jinga exclaimed excitedly as he fist pumped the air.

"See Reiji? Bad news can be good news some times." The Key of Destiny stated as he patted his friend's back.

"NO NOT THE BAD NEWS! BAD NEWS IS EVIL!"

"Here we go again…" mumbled Zeo with a sigh.

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