"And we're here, the Minecraft Interviews, and I'm here with Ghast, Creeper...and Enderman was just right beside me..." The redhead girl glanced around. "He's always popping in and out of places." She let her wide grin return. "Anyway, I'm your host, Ashley Anderson. Are you guys ready for the interviews? And Minecraft Players?"

"What about Minecraft Players?" Ghast frowned, disgusted.

"What do you think about them?" Ashley asked.

"They make everyone and everything miserable. They destroy everything in sight and they don't care when the animals or people around them beg for mercy. And then they brainwash the cats and wolves." Ghast growled. "Cats and wolves are traitors."

"No kidding. Especially the cats..." Creeper shuddered. "You know, us creepers used to take care of them, help the cats out."

"Is that why you guys run away from them?" Ashley asked.

"Yes. Watching the cutest things grow up under your care and then these guys with diamond swords take them away from you...and then you have to kill them? I think not." Creeper replied.

"That's so sad. And Ghast, why are you guys always so miserable?" Ashley asked.

"It's because all I get to do all the time is wander around, shoot Minecraft Players with fire, and die, when I'd much rather be roasting marshmallows. I make some good marshmallows."

"Ha! At least you have a choice." Creeper muttered. "We get thrown into battle by our King Creeper, and we only attack because our anger gets the best of us, when we get to watch our friends and family die to that sword."

"At least you had friends and family." Enderman popped up out of nowhere. "And don't burn in the rain. Oh, and look what I got!" He held out a diamond block and giggled. "I just love to stare at it! The queen will be so pleased!"

"HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY DIAMONDS!" Steve screamed, running towards him, his diamond sword drawn.

"Oh sh-" Enderman teleported just before the sword reached him. Farther away, Enderman laughed. "Na na na na na! You can't hit me, you can't hit me!"

"Why you-!"

"Hey, Steve! Thanks for joining us!" Ashley grinned.

"Who're you?"

"Your awesome host, of course! Now have a seat, and please put the sword away, and Enderman, put the block down."

"Aw." Enderman sighed and did so.

"Now, does anyone want to suggest a question to ask?" Ashley asked. All of them spoke at once.

"I wanna know why Enderman's always stealing my stuff!"

"Why can't you leave me alone, Steve?!"

"What the heck is wrong with you people?!"

"I just wanna go home and shoot more Minecraft Players to take the misery away! And their potions are yummy!"

"Guys, guys, lower the volume, seriously!-" Ashley began.

"Why can't Creeper stop exploding in my face?! I worked so hard on that house!"

"And you also worked so hard to kill my cousin!"

"So that's what this is about? Revenge? Really?!"

"Maybe it is, you merciless cat-killing-and-brainwashing freak!"

"Dang it, Ghast! Pull it together! Stop your wailing, before we all go deaf!"

"Pull it together?! Do you know what I've been through?! Shut up, you pathetic teleporting thief!"

"Hey, it was shiny-"

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Ashley raised her voice above them all and took a deep breath. "I think we're done for the day. Go cool off and meet back here tomorrow." She looked to the readers. "Meanwhile, give us some questions to ask everybody, we can haul the rest of them all in!"

The camera man grinned. "Annnnd cut! That's a wrap!"

A/N:

Really guys! I need some inspiration! A question(s) that I'll try to answer in the funniest and most creative way possible. So far it's been a fail, but that's because the questions are my own. So ask me something in the reviews!

Cya!

-ihearthorses6000