Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title
Okaaay here goes something that was thought of at 2 in the morning. Flames are welcome, I don't care, because I wrote this to be fun, not a masterpiece. :)
Heeeeeere we go!
HARRY: So, what are we supposed to be doing?
HERMIONE: Idk.
RON: I LOVE YOU HERMY!!
HERMIONE: Uh... -runs away-
HARRY: I have a lightening scar... -ponders- I should get a thunder scar!!!!
RON: Thunder has a shape? -is confizzled-
HARRY: -laughs maniacally and runs away to find a marker-
MALFOY: OMG! I am a total asshole, but am so sexy that it hurts! -is swarmed by fangirls and some fanboys-
HERMIONE: Is he gone?
RON: MI MI!!
HERMIONE: Fuck. -runs-
VOLDIE: Where's Potter? HE OWES ME MONEY!!!
HARRY: Thunder scar, thunder scar, does whatever a thunder scar does...
VOLDIE: DID LAST NIGHT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, MANWHORE???!!!
HARRY: Oh, crap!
GINNY: Make sweet, red-headed green-eyed love to me, Harry!!
HARRY: TSCHA! As if! I have my thunder scar now!
GINNY: -sobs-
RON: HA! She's crying! Ha ha!! -throws peanuts at her-
VOLDIE: FINE! Seeing as I don't get my money, and life is sucking for me right now, I shall sick my army of Taco Bell dogs (because I can't spell chi-waa-waa) upon you!
TACO BELL DOGS: YO QUIERO!
EVERYONE: AHHHHHH!!!
TACO BELL DOG 1: SOFT TACOS AND SOUR CREAM!!
RON: Fuckity fuck fucker! -dogs bits him- Shit... EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!
PATRONUS: Where's the dementor?!
HERMIONE: Wrong spell, Ron!
RON: -screams and humps Hermione's leg-
HERMIONE: -facepalm-
TACO BELL DOG 2: DORITOS AND PEPSI!
HARRY: GO THUNDER SCAR!
THUNDER SCAR: BOOM!
TACO BELL DOG 2: AHH! THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN, MAN!! -dies-
MALFOY: Like, get the fuck away from me! -tries to kick dog away- YOU'LL MESS UP MY SHMEXY HAIR!
TACO BELL DOG 3: You are ohso shmexy. Hey, guys! Let's stop obeying the bald man and start worshipping this shmexy guy instead!
TACO BELL DOGS: Aiiiii!!! SHMEXY!!! -worship Malfoy-
VOLDIE: WHAT?! NO! Enough with the shmexyness!
MALFOY: -wallows in shmexyness-
HARRY: Uhhhhhh.
GINNY: Hmmmmm.
HERMIONE: Whaaaaaaa-?
RON: My knee?
FANGIRLS/BOYS: Must... worship... shmexy god...
VOLDIE: Oh, hell with this! I'll kill you myself! AVADA KADAVRA!
MALFOY: -dies in ultimate schmexyness-
DOGS/FANGIRLS/BOYS/ANYONE ELSE WHO LOVED HIM: NOOOO!!!!!!
DUMBLEDORE: Hey! You don't kill my students without my permission! AVADA KADAVRA!
VOLDIE: -dies-
HERMIONE: Why didn't anyone try that IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
HARRY: HEY! I'm supposed to kill him! I'm the hero! AVADA KADAVRA!
DUMBLEDORE: -dies-
MCGONNAGALL: OMFGWTF MY LOVER!
HERMIONE: That's just gross. Now die! AVADA KADAVRA!
MCGONNAGALL: -dies-
RON: That... was... HOT!
HERMIONE: Ugh.
HARRY: THUNDER SCAR!
GINNY: SHUT UP!
RON: You have red hair! Now die! AVADA KADAVRA!
GINNY: -dies-
HERMIONE: You have red hair too, you idiot!
RON: Oh shit! -points want at himself- AVADA KADAVRA! -dies-
HARRY AND HERMIONE: WTF?
END.