A/N: Ok so I'm a pretty big Death Note fan and thought it would be fun to mess with the characters of Death Note so to do that I'm just going to go on with a bunch of random crap that would annoy anyone even the characters of Death Note and now to your regularly scheduled program, Time To Annoy Death Note (Or TTADN)!
"HI! I'm AwesomeAnimeLover98. Today we all are going to start the game of truth or dare. OK?" I jump up and down all excitedly. "And what if we say no?" Mello was smirking as if he thought his question was clever.
With the most cheerful smile I decided to shut that thought down."Oh, nothing special but you will have to get a sex change as penalty for leaving." Mello acted as if it didn't bother him but he also didn't try to say he wasn't playing the game.
"I love this game! Can I have a dare?!" Matsuda asked enthusiastically appearing to my right out of nowhere. "Hmm...Yeah I guess." I agreed shrugging my shoulders. "YES!" Matsuda cheers as he fist Pumps the air. Grinning evilly I think of a great dare. "I dare you to kiss... Chief Yagami."
Matsuda's face goes blank. "You want me to do what?!" "Hey! Don't yell about it! I said-" I try to repeat it without laughing, Matsuda interrupts me before I could repeat it though. "I know what you said but there is no way I would ever do that!"
There is no way he is getting out of it. Shrugging my shoulders an evil grin appears "Ok, fine, your penalty, is to tell Sayu you're in love with her." Sayu pops around a corner as if her name brought her into existence. "Say what?" Sayu joins us in our slowly forming circle. "Oops, I guess I just told her then." I say sheepishly.
"Do you Matsuda, love me?" Sayu acting innocent, though Matsuda doesn't realize she's acting. Stuttering Matsuda replies, super red in the face. "Yes." The Chief was not to happy about this. He looked about ready to either run away with his daughter or shoot Matsuda. "NO! I will not allow this to progress any farther you've done your penalty and now we will forget this ever happened! GOT IT!" I was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Yes, sir" Sayu replies her head hanging down a bit. Matsuda was red still in the cheeks and his head was hanging a bit as well. "Yes of course Chief, sir!" Matsuda went back to being his perky little self then. "Wow just...wow." Light replies, not looking completely happy but he was laughing a bit.
I stop laughing and begin to grin evilly again. "Oh I wouldn't start laughing just yet Light." His laughing stops, he probably doesn't want to have a dare like Matsuda did. "Umm I'm just going to go then." He starts backing towards the door. "Oh that's too bad I thought he liked being a dude." My evil grin grows more evil. There's a big poof of light (unintended pun XD) and then the next thing you know a female Light is standing their. "Oh, Bright!" (Light's female name since I'm not too creative).
"I didn't think you were really capable of doing this to a person!" she squeaked in her new girly voice. "Yeah and I thought you were suppose to be Bright miss you am gay." I reply sarcastically. "It's I am gay." Bright replies back rudely. "I KNEW IT!" I cheer. "Wait! I didn't mean that! I meant Yagami!"
"So he finally came out of the closet." Mello spoke up, while trying to hide his smile. "Yep, hey maybe if you and your Matt ever split, you two could get together!" I joke. Mello's chocolate bar falls from his mouth. "What?! My mat-I mean my and matt...I mean Matt and I aren't like that! You idiot!" Mello yells his face getting all red. "Of course not." I say sarcasm dripping from my voice.
"HEY! We're not." Matt yells and then goes back to his video game. "Oh, ok then. I believe you Matt. Sorry." I reply not arguing with him. "Wait! You believe him and not me?!" Mello complains. "Well yeah because he came out of his game to tell me that." I reply like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "So! I dropped my chocolate! Does that not mean anything?!"
"No it doesn't because your face was also beat red." I shrug my shoulders and point at L. "Ok so L. Your turn!" "I believe that there is a 87% chance it's going to involve one of my habits isn't it?" "Huh...no. Not now anyway, because that would be to obvious." I bow my head looking defeated. How'd he guess.
"Ok then what is it?" "You'll find out later. Because I got to think of it." "Meaning you haven't thought of it yet then." L points out. "Well now it's gonna be worse than Matsuda's "I don't like the sound of that." L complains.
"Get over it, Panda. Hey! Bright!" "What?!" She complains. "Go get Rem and Ryuk for me." I command her. Bright thinks about arguing but thinks better of it and just walks off to go get them.
"Well while we wait for them let's get ready for spin the bottle!" Yay for it being mostly guys, then guys will have to kiss other guys. "I call go first!" Misa calls. We all sit in a circle leaving space for Ryuk, Rem, and Bright to come back. "Ok we're back now...What are we doing now?" Bright complains, seeing us in a circle.
"Spin the bottle! We were waiting for you three before we started, though." Matsuda cheerfully says to Bright. "Um no thanks." Bright says as she begins quickly backing away. "Dude I will make you get a tattoo that says 'I am 100% gay!' If you don't play right now!" I threaten. Bright gets a look on her face that says 'Scared S***less' "OK! Fine I'll play!" Misa spins the bottle.
"Ok so who do I have to kiss? I'm a bit scared now. What if I don't get Light?!" Misa complains. "You won't get to kiss Light. Since Light is now Bright." I say slyly. The bottle lands on Matt. "Matt you have to kiss the idiot blonde." Mello says nudging Matt. "Hey I'm not an idiot!" Misa complains.
All the Wammy people speak up then "Yes, you are." Matt pauses his game then pecks Misa on the check then gets back to his game like nothing happened. We wait for him to spin the bottle but he doesn't. "I'll go next, I guess." Mello says. The bottle spun for like two minutes. "UGG HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A BOTTLE TO STOP SPINNING!" I complain already growing bored. "What do you want it to stop on you so badly that you can't wait to see if it will." Mello says with a smirk on his face.
"Shut up, idiot! I'm just not patient." I reply punching him. Finally the bottle stops but on Near. "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" Misa calls out. I start rolling on the floor laughing my butt off. "I guess you didn't see the paper clip in front of near right by the bottle!" I told Mello.
Mello glares at me and then punches me in the stomach. While I'm holding my stomach in pain everyone agrees to say that Near and Mello kissed. "There I did it." Mello's just glaring at me. "Oh did you now?" I ask tilting my head to the side. "And to think I wanted to have you all to myself." I say with my head on his lap looking up at him. "Ugg why...just why. Fine I didn't really." Mello confessed.
"Oh good, that would have killed me!" I sat up and walked over to Near who was building a card house and just watched him with awe. "W...wait I thought." Mello looked confused. "Just because I was looking at you doesn't mean I was talking to you. Matsuda your turn." Me just continues watching Near.
Matsuda spun the bottle only to have it land on L, he pecked L on the lips and pulled back before anyone could be completely sure he actually did anything. "My turn?" Matt ask after he finishes his game. "Yep." Mello says still glaring at Near for getting everything.
Matt spun the bottle only to have to land on Naomi he got up and moved over to her put his lips to hers and tried to start a make out session. Naomi punched Matt in the jaw. Me, Mello, Bright, and Matsuda all just sat wide eyed watching them with nothing to say.
"I think that's where we should...um.. end. So...um...bye." I say cheerfully to the group. "Wait you never told L what his dare was!" Misa complained. "Oh yeah!...Thanks Misa. So, L, I wanted to dare you to do a Disclaimer in every single one of my chapters" I say smiling at him. "That's all?! With everything you've done are you really giving me something so easy?!" "Yeah I couldn't really think of being mean to you without being asked to so I just went with that." I say slowly.
"Ok AwesomeAnimeLover98 doesn't own Death Note. The only thing she does own is herself and this ideal of annoying us like this today." L says like he doesn't trust me. "Wow way to go L. That was perfect here you go Lawllipop you get a lollipop." I smirk a bit when I say his name, sort of, kinda, a little bit.