One night, Gambit, Wolverine, Cyclops, and Beast were all sitting in the kitchen playing cards. They had been there for several hours, as they all loved poker very much.
Logan eyed the others suspiciously. "Are you cheatin', bub?" he said suddenly, and stood up, popping his claws in the face of Gambit.
"Non! Gambit is not cheatin'!"
"Alright," Logan muttered grudgingly and sat back down. Cyclops was looking at his card with extreme concentration. Suddenly, Logan burst out of his seat again. "You cheatin'?!" he growled in Scott's face.
"N-n-no," Cyclops said nervously, squeaking like a pansy. Logan muumbled and sat down again. Cyclops looked down, and was releived to see that he hadn't wet his pants.
"Let's play strip poker you guys!" said Beast, lisping.
"For de 59th time, we're not playin' strip poker!" Gambit said, very annoyed. Beast looked dissapointed, and glumly stared at his cards.
"You cheatin'!?!" Logan said, jumping Beast. "No," said Beast. He suddenly winked at Logan. "I love your cologne. It's very alluring." Logan looked at Beast strangely, and quickly returned to his seat.
"Go fish!" Cyclops exclaimed.
"We be playin' poker, mon ami," said Gambit.
"Oh."
Suddenly, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, and Jubilee burst into the room. Scott screamed like a little girl in fright. Jean heard Scott scream and promptly fainted.
Kurt looked at Jean, who was sprawled on the floor, and shook his head. "Pointless."
Jubes looked to her watch, and after staring at her right wrist for a while, realized that watches were normally worn on the left wrist. After staring at her left wrist for a while, she realized that she didn't OWN a watch.
"I t'ink dat was record time," Gambit said increadolously.
"Amazing," Logan said, shaking his head.
"Yeah," Beast said dreamily, looking at Scott.
"Uhhh," said Scott.
"Who has won ze most?" Kurt asked.
"We haven't finished our first game yet," Gambit said with profound sadness.
Logan popped out of his seat and grabbed Jubes by her shirt. "You cheatin'?!?" he yelled. Jubes's lips quivered, and tears formed in her eyes. "I-I'm not in the game," she whined, then ran out, wailing. "Oh," said Logan, then walked back to his seat.
After several hours, after 45 of Logan's outbursts, and after 57 of Beast's pleas to play strip poker, the four X-Men had finally finished their first game. Cyclops was whining about how unfair poker was, and how everyone should be a winnner. "Cyclops," said Beast, "poker ISN'T fair. But in the game of love, EVERYONE wins!" Cyclops whimpered then ran to his room.
Logan got drunk, fell in love with some random warrior-woman (who promptly died), fought some ninjas, then went to bed.
Gambit went to his room and read his ladies magazines.
Kurt fell asleep on the couch, watching a "7th Heaven" marathon.
THE END
Logan eyed the others suspiciously. "Are you cheatin', bub?" he said suddenly, and stood up, popping his claws in the face of Gambit.
"Non! Gambit is not cheatin'!"
"Alright," Logan muttered grudgingly and sat back down. Cyclops was looking at his card with extreme concentration. Suddenly, Logan burst out of his seat again. "You cheatin'?!" he growled in Scott's face.
"N-n-no," Cyclops said nervously, squeaking like a pansy. Logan muumbled and sat down again. Cyclops looked down, and was releived to see that he hadn't wet his pants.
"Let's play strip poker you guys!" said Beast, lisping.
"For de 59th time, we're not playin' strip poker!" Gambit said, very annoyed. Beast looked dissapointed, and glumly stared at his cards.
"You cheatin'!?!" Logan said, jumping Beast. "No," said Beast. He suddenly winked at Logan. "I love your cologne. It's very alluring." Logan looked at Beast strangely, and quickly returned to his seat.
"Go fish!" Cyclops exclaimed.
"We be playin' poker, mon ami," said Gambit.
"Oh."
Suddenly, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, and Jubilee burst into the room. Scott screamed like a little girl in fright. Jean heard Scott scream and promptly fainted.
Kurt looked at Jean, who was sprawled on the floor, and shook his head. "Pointless."
Jubes looked to her watch, and after staring at her right wrist for a while, realized that watches were normally worn on the left wrist. After staring at her left wrist for a while, she realized that she didn't OWN a watch.
"I t'ink dat was record time," Gambit said increadolously.
"Amazing," Logan said, shaking his head.
"Yeah," Beast said dreamily, looking at Scott.
"Uhhh," said Scott.
"Who has won ze most?" Kurt asked.
"We haven't finished our first game yet," Gambit said with profound sadness.
Logan popped out of his seat and grabbed Jubes by her shirt. "You cheatin'?!?" he yelled. Jubes's lips quivered, and tears formed in her eyes. "I-I'm not in the game," she whined, then ran out, wailing. "Oh," said Logan, then walked back to his seat.
After several hours, after 45 of Logan's outbursts, and after 57 of Beast's pleas to play strip poker, the four X-Men had finally finished their first game. Cyclops was whining about how unfair poker was, and how everyone should be a winnner. "Cyclops," said Beast, "poker ISN'T fair. But in the game of love, EVERYONE wins!" Cyclops whimpered then ran to his room.
Logan got drunk, fell in love with some random warrior-woman (who promptly died), fought some ninjas, then went to bed.
Gambit went to his room and read his ladies magazines.
Kurt fell asleep on the couch, watching a "7th Heaven" marathon.
THE END