Yue's Epic Struggle

Yue had never seen Master Sakura in such a state before. She was making that horrible noise humans make, laughter.

"What is so funny?" Yue inquired. As a gardian of the card misstress it was his full responsiblity to look into her condition.

"This guy on TV... He's absolutely... absolutely hila...hilarious!" Sakura managed to explain between laughs. She was sitting on the couch, watching her favourite comedy show. Yue had come to ask her a question, now he just had to wait for a commercial.

"Oh, come on! Smile! It was funny!" Sakura half ordered, half giggled.

"I do not see how a comment about puting ones foot up someones posterior is funny." Yue flatly replied.

"Smile! And thats an order!" Sakura exclaimed.

Yue mulled it over in his head. As Sakura was his Master, disobey a direct command would cause him pain, but actually smile could hurt him and his reputation as the sensible one. Finally his descision was made.

"Yes Master, as you wish."

Sakura cocked an eybrow, "This should be interesting!" And so it was.

Yue began by trying to lift one side of his mouth at a time. His eyelid began to twitch as he realised it was not as easy as it seemed. After half an hour of painfully attempting to move his mouth into the foriegn position he broke a sweat. IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD! he thought to himself as he continue to use muscle he didn't even know he had.

"What," Sakura joked, "Cat got your tongue? Or are muscles stuck like superglue?

This hardly halped Yue. If anything he hoped he would figure this out before her brother got home, or worse, Keroberos came in.

Finally two hours later, after every friend and family member had unfortunately arrived (Sakura had called them one hour in), after recieving several idiotic comment, and probobly suffering a few stumach ulsers, Yue did it. He finally managed to smile!

"I never thought it was possible!" Kero gasped, shocked as hell.

Suddenly Tomoyo jumped up and with the agility and grace of a well train pit crew she pulled out her camera and screamed, "SAY CHEESE!"

Yue pulled his face back into his trademark solemn frown, but it was to late. Tomoyo had her picture of the day. "Yes!" she cried, "I got 'em!"

At this the entire room was filed with cheering and laughing.

Suddenly a voice rang out, "THE APPOCALYPSE IS COMING!"

Everyone turned to face Meilin. "What?" she mumbled, "he smiled."

The silence broke once again as people resumed laughing. After a few minutes, Sakura stepped foward. The laughing immediately stopped, all eyes were now on her.

She turned to Yue, and a simple phase, she shock Yue and her guests again.

"Now Yue, I command you to cry.

FIN

Hope you liked it folks! My sis and I have been joking about Yue and his inability to smile for a long time. Feels good to share my story.

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