A/N My BFF wrote this. We were IM-ing and she just randomly wrote these. The first one is Jar of dirt x Elizabeth, and the second one is Jack (the undead monkey) x Elizabeth. Please review, noone has yet and its gotten over 50 hits!! I'll give you rum if you do!!!!
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Oh... the sight of Elizabeth made the dirt well... whatever dirt does when it is smitten. But it truly loved Elizabeth and the heart concealed within it would have skipped a beat had it been the dirt's heart when it's imaginary eyes set themselves upon her.
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The sight of Elizabeth made the monkey think of a nice ripe coconut. A dead one… NOOOOOOO JACK DON'T SHOOT ME I AM CLEARLY THE ONE FOR ELIZABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!