A/N: My excuse for this? I was bored. I'm thinking of doing all the Sparrabethy scenes, but not in any particular order. I might jump from this scene to the Island scene, for all you know. ;)

Edit 12/7/08: I have boosted the rating to this story to M because even though the first few chapters are NOT in need of the rating, future chapters are.

Disclaimer: Sorry, not mine.

Sparrabeth Parody: Curiosity

Elizabeth: -sigh- I am so depressed on this ship full of drunken idiots. Maybe I'll sit on the stairs and pout until someone comes over to sympathize for me.

Jack: -saunters over with, yes you guess it; rum- I know women so well, that I can tell you're in need of some rum, and maybe a fine night in my cabin, aye?

Elizabeth: You're disgusting. I want to be married and tied down forever you fool.

Jack: Hmm… First rum, then maybe a night in my cabin? –hands rum-

Elizabeth: -drinks-

Jack: You know… Lizabethy-boo-boo-boo, I am, captain of a ship… And being captain of a ship, I can in fact flirt outrageously with a woman who is supposed to marry a pansy, and offer my hand in marriage, even though I am really just asking if you want to spend some time in my cabin.

Jack and Elizabeth shippers all across the world: -swoon and plan to use this quote for future arguments about how Sparrabeth is far superior over Willabeth-

Elizabeth: Though I am greatly tempted to spend some time with a real man, the fact that this is a Disney movie and their all virgins, I am forced to unhappily to decline. –gets up and walks away-

Jack: Why not? To bloody hell with Disney. We are very much alike, you and I, I and you, us.

Elizabeth: Oh except for a sense of honor, and decency, and a moral center… And plus, you smell bad, which I find oddly attractive.

Jack: Trifles. You will come over to my side I know it.

Elizabeth: Hmph. Tell me Captain, how do you know that? I do not believe you read minds.

Jack: Three words love; a real man. You long for a man, not some little eunuchy boy you picked up from a piece of burnt wood. You need someone who won't cry when they watch The Notebook, and would rather gladly watch Gladiator. You need someone who is good at heart, and good in the bed. One day, you won't be able to resist my terrible pick-up lines, and my dashingly handsome good looks.

Sparrabethers all across the world: -swoon-

Elizabeth: Since that is all true, I'm going to change the subject. Why doesn't your compass work?

Jack: -offended- My compass works fine.

Elizabeth: Let me tactically change the subject back to our original argument. Because you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you get a chance to show it; to do the right thing.

Jack: Yeah right. I try my hardest to avoid those situations Lizzie, and it takes a great amount of effort to do so.

Elizabeth: You'll have the chance that'll give me some excuse to kiss you. And when you do you'll discover something.

Jack: I couldn't possibly imagine what that may be.

Elizabeth: That you're a good man.

Jack: All evidence to the contrary.

Elizabeth: Oh, I'm the only bloody idiot that has faith in you.

Jack: Oh really? And why is that?

Elizabeth: -turns towards him and tilts her head upwards to his, causing Sparrabeth fans to nearly crap themselves with excitement- Curiosity; you're going to want it. A chance to have me for one moment in your life, where you'll then realize that because Disney are as said before, all virgins, they will put me with Will. You're going to want to know, what it tastes like.

Jack: I do want to know what it tastes like.

Elizabeth: But, seeing as you're good man, I know you'd never put me in a situation that'd compromise my honor.

Jack: To hell with your honor. –leans forward, only to see the black spot on his hand, causing him to pull away-

Elizabeth: Damnit! Why didn't you kiss me!? Oh yes, right, my line. Ahem. I'm proud of you Jack.

Sparrabeth fans: We're not! Damn Disney!

Some random sailor who only has one pitiful line in the entire movie: Land ho!

Elizabeth: -walks away-

Jack: Eugh… I want my Jar Of Dirt.

All females in the audience: OMG, HE IS SO CUTE! –squee-

A/N: Before you all bash on this, I know everyone is out of character, it was for ha-ha's, okay? So leave the rude comments out. And I tried not to use a lot of the lines from DMC, so I changed a lot, k? And I have nothing against Disney, really. But my friend Marissa pointed out that they always do the whole 'princess prince' thing. Why not the princess and the thief?