Non canon. Meaning, in this, Edward and Carlisle are mates.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
10th Sept 1956
Carlisle brought me shopping today. I got a cool red jacket and a pair of blue jeans. Carlise's obsession with James Dean is beginning to get a little unnerving lately.
I'll let it slide, he is too sexy to argue with.
4th April 1977
Carlisle working late again tonight. I miss him so much. I've taken to just staring at photographs of him when he's not around.
He thinks its boarder-line creepy. I think he's just not romantic enough. He promised he'll take me out tomorrow evening to make up for the lack of us time lately.
5th April 1977
Damn that Carlisle! He brought me to see Rebel Without A Cause again. How many times can you watch the same film over and over?
If he didn't have such a fine ass I might be tempted to leave him.
13th Sept 1987
Strangest thing today. I felt a shudder run down my spine. Like someone had walked over my grave. I can't describe it . . . but it just feels like something was born into the world that shouldn't exist at all. Like the world has an extra amount of moaning and whining now.
Carlisle thinks I'm being silly. I won't argue. He's too cute to argue with.
23rd Oct 2004
I knew one day it would happen. One day I would have to atone for my sins for killing all those people. That day has come.
I've a stalker. The bitch stares me out of it all day long. Tempts me with her blood as she wildly lashes her hair about her and is all "Oh Edward, smell me, bite me, make me immortal."
That shit is really wearing thin . . .hang on Carlisle has just come home. . . Actually never mind. Ms Isabella Swan, the joke of a human being, is now deceased. Apparently Tyler, one of the boys in Forks High School, ploughed her out of it with his van. A bloody mess apparently. Shame. Waste of good blood. Not that I'd have any part of her *shudder* inside of me.
Carlisle said he tried to save her but she was mangled to much. I'm sure he did his best. He's so wonderful like that. God I just love him so much. In fact I'm going to cut this short and go have sex with him. . ."