Chapter 1: Drakken Uses His Head

Summary: Fed up with Shego's attitude, Dr. Drakken enlists the help of the other villains to put Shego in her place. But, when a battered Shego arrives on her doorstep, why does Kim feel so strongly about it?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible and all related characters. Only this computer and the story plot. Hell, somebody has probably already done this plot line already. If so, just tell me, drop a comment.

A/N: This is my first fanfiction ever, both here and on dA. So it may be subpar....

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"Bwah ha ha hah ha!" the laugh of the deranged Dr. Drakken rang throughout his newly acquired 'secret lair'. "SHEGO!" shouted the cerulean scientist, looking for his right hand man, er…woman.

"I'm right here, doc!" replied an already irritated thief, "What have we discussed about inside voices?"

"Never mind that now! My latest and greatest creation has been com-"

"Uh, you didn't invent anything doc, I stole it, remember?" the pale green villain interrupted.

"Whatever! Now as I was saying…Uh, hold on…Yow!" the cerulean scientist began shuffling through some note cards, trying to find what he was about to say, only to have them erupt in emerald fire. Causing him to drop them and try to cool his now burnt hands (apparently his gloves don't help very much) "SHEGO!"

"Save your breath doc, before you even get the chance to power up whatever laser you built, Princess will come barging in, and foil everything. Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy," Shego then went on to file her nails.

"But, Shegoooo…" whined Drakken.

"Nuh uh, busy. Or do I have to remind you about what it means to interrupt my business?" The super powered female asked while holding up a flaming claw.

The color seemed to drain from Drakken's face as he held up his scrawny arms to try and defend himself. The burns from last time were finally healing, after all. With a depressed/ defeated look on his already blue face, the good doctor went to go gloat to one of the henchmen. Which is never very fun, he noted with a hint of annoyance.

(Later That Day)

It had been a relatively normal day at the lair of Dr. Drakken. Lots of explosions, yelling, fighting with world-renowned teen heroine Kim Possible, failure, and the destruction of yet another lair as the Doc. and Shego got away.

"Honestly Shego," whined Drakken, "It's just one blasted little girl! Why can't you beat her?! I'm seriously considering docking your p–" he never got to complete his sentence as a glowing green claw was suddenly around his neck.

"SHUT IT DRAKKEN! I don't see you out there doing anything helpful!" Yelled a very agitated Shego. "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, docks my pay. Especially when I'm the only one doing anything useful out there, GOT IT?" At this point the hovercraft was falling towards the very hard Earth several hundred feet below.

"Yes, YES! I'll even give you a raise, just please don't kill us!" Drakken begged. This was, of course, substantial enough to appease the emerald thief.

"Good, and don't forget who keeps saving your sorry ass," as she said this she jerked up on the control stick and leveled out the hovercraft. At this the blue doctor merely grumbled under his breath. This only caused Shego to glance over at him but no more. The rest of the ride was uneventful.

(That Night)

"Ah, cocoa-moo…" Drakken let out a contented sigh as he sat at the kitchen table.

"Oh, Draaaakkennnn…" came a sultry female voice from behind the not-so-good doctor. A voice that, by the way, sent chills up his spine. He knew something painful was coming his way if he didn't think quickly. Thinking, of course, was not the cerulean scientist's strong suit. This was proven rather well by the fact that he tried to play as though he hadn't heard her voice.

"Bad idea," came the same voice, only more agitated, followed by a low powered emerald plasma blast to the back of his head. Low powered, but painful. And powerful enough to send the poor scientists face forward into his "cocoa-moo", spilling it all over the place.

"OW! What, Shego? I'm trying to relax here!" whined the now sticky doctor.

"What is this?" asked a very miffed sidekick.

"It looks like last week's paycheck, why?"

"Because, it is last week's paycheck. But what's missing, boss?" Shego was obviously very unhappy with something but for the life of the not-so-good doctor, he couldn't figure out why. And, unfortunately it may very well be for his life.

"Umm, a smiley face?" that was obviously the wrong answer as it was followed by a claw to the face and five very nasty cuts on Drakken's blue mug.

"WRONG! My bonus! The bonus you promised me earlier today. REMEMBER?"

"Oh, yeah! But, I didn't think it would apply to last week's, I did those yesterday."

"Well you should have added it before you gave it to me. Remember, the only reason I'm sticking around you is for the pay. And you need me all the time, so…" at this Shego did a motion with her hand to get Drakken to finish her statement, hoping he would get the idea.

"So…I should do that now? Can't it wait? I'm tired." Whined the supposedly grown man.

"Fine. But I want it by tomorrow!" Shego then proceeded to shove it in his face and walk briskly away, leaving Drakken to brood over his spilled milk.

"I thought-" he never got to finish his statement as Shego's voice came from down the hallway, interrupting him.

"You don't get to think when it comes to finances, especially mine!"

Shut up, he knew better than to say that one aloud, the permanent scaring on his backside was proof of that. I thought I was the boss here so why is my sidekick calling all the shots. All the while he proceeded to clean up his mess, collect the check, and go back to his private room. His thoughts continued, surprisingly, as he continued to get ready for bed. Shego should be doing my bidding, loyally too. I mean I'm the best employer ever, she should be thankful that I keep her on. But no, she has to be a complete bitch. She needs to be taught a lesson…however, he then remembered the last time he had tried anything along those very lines, and a shiver went up his entire body. Though it didn't end so well the last time I tried. Stupid Shego, she thinks she can be a bitch to everyone, and she…is. Hmmmm. For once the wheels inside Dr. Drakken's head began to turn, and a truly wicked smile spread across his face.

He then began, quite possibly, his most evil laugh ever. Long and loud. "Bwah ha ha hah ha ha ha!"

"Shut UP! Dr. D!" Came Shego's agitated demand. "Some of us are trying to sleep!"

This only caused the evil grin on Drakken's face to spread wider. Though his laughter did die down to a truly evil chuckle.

Fade out to black: End Chapter 1.